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Comedy Central
SEASON
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Season 2

Aired 20 years ago - May 21, 2000

The Professor's "What-If" machine simulates Bender, Leela and Fry's wishes. Bender discovers what it would be like if he were 500 feet tall, Leela discovers what it would be like if she were more impulsive, and Fry discovers what would happen if he never came to the future.

Aired 20 years ago - May 14, 2000

Mom reprograms the world's robots to rebel against humanity. The only hope of salvation is Mom's old flame - Professor Farnsworth, who must rekindle his romance with Mom in order to save mankind.

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What about money? All I've got is my first mustache. . .
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A robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back? Dumbest thing I ever heard.
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I even saved your poster of a chimp expressing your distaste for Mondays.
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-They're okay. -Then we'll redecorate your office.
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I was frozen. I think I know what defrostees want to hear.
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Oh, wait, it hasn't started yet.
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Relax, chum. I'm not really a giant fly.
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Good. Then you won't mind if I use this.
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Oh, flies, flies and gorillas!
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Very funny. Now cough up the $1 2.95.
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Just pay me. I owe 30 bucks on this uniform.
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I loved you in Bio-Dome. You sure made trouble in that bubble.
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Be it expressed via dome, sphere, cube. . .
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The weasel!
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What do you mean? Are you you, or not?
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-Why'd you freeze yourself? -Oh, Fry.
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I put him through school by working with antisocial dogs.
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But a corn dog bone got lodged in the control of the Spizzler...
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No. I did it for a fresh start. I didn't know what happened to you.
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Everything is so different!
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And if you won't give me another chance, perhaps you'd give one to. . .
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Subjugated, yet honored.
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So, as Leela was saying, Fry can go shove a big, old--
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And this is Dr. Zoidberg.
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Now she wants me to do stuff, be with her.
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I feel so out of place. I don't understand why Fry fits in so well.
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-Your friends are freaks. -Great, huh?
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This world is horrible.
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Sure. To the extent a man can love a woman. But this is a big step.
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Fine. Everything else sucks. At least we'll have a nice place to live.
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I took your hole. You can't do nothing about it!
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Butch runs a good civilization. I'll enjoy serving under him.
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All right. If it'll make you happy, I'll overthrow society.
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My mother always said you were a loser.
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I don't wanna go.
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You were a loser in the year 2000, you're a loser in the year 4000.
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Oh, yeah? Listen to this!
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Aired 20 years ago - May 07, 2000

The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a distant planet, and brings it back to Earth to be sold at the Fishy Joe's restaurant chain. But when it's discovered that the so-called "Popplers" are actually Omicronian babies, the Omicronians demand recompense.

Aired 20 years ago - Apr 30, 2000

Bender takes a new job in the Robot Mafia, but his loyalty is tested when he goes along on the robotic gangster's efforts to rob the Planet Express ship.

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-Great. We're gonna die. -And this ham gum is all bones.
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-Planet Spheron One. -Cool effect!
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. . .history, or appearance. But we can assume this:
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Yes. He edged out my old mark by two seconds.
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As a bubbling Crock-Pot of male hormones, I sure do.
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Pert and Popular.
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And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing me.
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Anyway, we open up the panda crate and the thing's dead.
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A foul-mouthed, barrel-chested, beer-bellied pile of ugly muscle.
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But sweet girls aren't for you.
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It's about life in ancient Greece.
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This is the moment we trained for all yesterday afternoon.
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Cover us, buddy! You got the only wounded-up positron shooter!
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I kid. I kid.
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Yeah, he's a doctor and a butcher.
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-That wasn't cowardice. -I'm depromoting you.
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-I'm afraid he's gone. -Doc, I ain't dead!
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Here lies the bravest soldier I've ever seen since me.
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-Welcome, lieutenant. Looking sharp. -I got wheels! With clickity-clackers!
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And mix these mixed nuts! I see two almonds touching!
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They've got lots of brains and lots of chutzpa.
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Brannigan! My God, cover yourself.
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Stuff yourself into a uniform. We have to leave before the bomb goes off.
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Come, Lemon, before this dump blows up.
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We got it from this database of his 1 0 most frequently used words.
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Number 4: "MY"
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We demand bouncing, followed by rolling of the third type.
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-Hermes? -Lee, when will I see you again?
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He bounced 3 meters in the air. Then 1 .8 meters in the air.
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If they don't stop bouncing, I'll shove this treaty up their--
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My friend's life is at stake. I can finally prove I'm not a coward.
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At last, war has made me into a man.
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But before I go, I have one thing to say.
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Young man, you have the bravery of a hero.
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The game's name is: Make Bender Happy, or He Blows Up the Planet!
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-Wait! We're invading your planet? -Correct.
Aired 20 years ago - Apr 16, 2000

A fishing trip over the ocean takes a turn for the worse when a colossal mouth bass pulls the Planet Express ship to the bottom of the sea. There, Fry falls in love with a mermaid named Umbriel, and the crew discovers the sunken city of Atlanta, Georgia.

Aired 20 years ago - Apr 09, 2000

Professor Farnsworth unveils his clone, Cubert Farnsworth, whom he plans to leave everything to upon his retirement. But Cubert wants no part of Farnsworth's lifestyle, prompting the professor into a premature retirement on the Near-Death Star.

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We gotta sell these things!
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Where do you want those rat droppings you ordered?
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Boys, this is your lucky day! I'm Joe Gillman.
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- The slides won't support a robot. - Not interested. But these are great!
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Sorry. I was distracted by those protesters outside.
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I can, because I'm not a penniless hippie!
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Animals eat animals. It's nature.
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They're getting big and scaly. There's one left.
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Stop! Stop eating Popplers!
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- Like Fry. - Like Fry! Like Fry!
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- Good. - Give me some of that special sauce.
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Stop eating them with honey mustard sauce, tangy sweet and sour sauce!
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Wherever good times are had...
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And the Popplers discoverer, Captain Taronga Leela.
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You're crazy, man. He is crazy.
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- Eating smart animals is different. - Shut up, shut up.
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- Ca-ca head. Mean, old ca-ca head. - Sir, I'm making a point.
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People of Earth, I am Lure of the planet Omicron Persei Eight.
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You monsters have been eating our babies!
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Stop eating our young! And it's guacamole!
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It's 198 billion, sir.
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Well, 198 billion babies in a few weeks.
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- They won't eat everyone. - I filled up on nuts negotiating.
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...as an earthling is eaten alive on network TV.
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The Omicronians!
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Bender means you're really brave, smart, beautiful and a great friend.
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- You should be in here! - Someone's acting awfully aluminum.
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I found a giant, hideous ape that looks exactly like Leela.
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VoilĂ !
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Would you like some human with your salt?
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Wait! Stop! It's a trick! That's not Leela!
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You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman for an attractive monkey?
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I'll get her for you.
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Little one, get out of there! I'm going to count to Blorks!
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Besides, Leela's my friend.
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Now everyone join hands. Join hands, please.
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I think there was something funny in that hippie.
Aired 20 years ago - Apr 02, 2000

When Hermes takes a stress-relieving vacation, replacement bureaucrat Morgan Proctor becomes infatuated with Fry. Bender threatens to publicize their affair, but Morgan removes Bender's memory and hides it within the cavernous Central Bureaucracy.

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Is there a reason a robot made of wax can't nap...
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It's me! No one else look in this mirror!
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False hope. I love it! Lowery!
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You've noticed all my robots have antennas.
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But so help me, this year everyone will hate it as much as I do.
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Tell your mom you love her.
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Mom! It's me, Bender! Look at me! I want attention! Hey ho!
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There's something wrong with the coffee machine.
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Good news! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!
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Hey, hey! Ho, ho! One-zero-zero- one-one-zero!
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Your pal the garbage disposal's still on your side.
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Isn't that right, Comrade Greeting Card?
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Is this the boring kind of taking to the streets?
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We can live without machines. I was in Webelos.
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You don't need an electric can opener to feed yourself.
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Mommy? Why are you making civilization collapse?
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- Ma. You're not a bitter... - Cram it, ape!
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We could use my new invention! A pointy rock tied to a stick!
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Wait. You mean, you and Mom?
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The moment our eyes met we knew we'd be going at it like woodchucks.
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I call it Q- T McWhiskers! When you pet it, it shoots rainbows from its eyes.
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That's why my Colossal Tammy Tinkle Doll was a failure!
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Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.
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That's why the third graders at PS- 139 are Morbo 's "Vermin of the Week. "
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Seduce her, get her bra off, and use the remote to deactivate the robots.
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Very well. If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall!
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To escape the death squads...
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- Impossible! - It was called...
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It's my invention, we do it my way! All we need is something to pull it.
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And if that doesn't work, I got you a six-pack of champagne and a funnel.
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It's been so long. You pus-dripping sack of double-smoked butt jerky.
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- Here, I brought you these. - Daffodils.
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What have you been up to?
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One foot tall, eight feet, fifteen feet, what does it matter?
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Oh, my. Now I'll just... The remote... I'll just...
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I've got a big, big thirst for human blood!
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You! Bending Unit!
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In the glorious robot workers ' paradise, there will be no liquor!
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Aired 20 years ago - Mar 19, 2000

Leela meets Alkazar, who claims to be the only other remaining cyclops in the universe. But when Alkazar invites Leela back to his home planet and treats her like a slave, Fry suspects that something is amiss.

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...but I have more skill in my claw than you have in your whole body!
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A week? What do you think, Dr. Zoidberg?
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No! It looks so nice, I think I might get one too.
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Hooray for blind-ey!
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Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork! Is there any meat he can't jerk?
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It's so good! Just try a little.
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...I want you to have these chocolates.
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We don't have that! Especially not him.
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- I was picking my nose. - Picking his nose! Get him!
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Wait! I've got the perfect solution!
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Time for my precious 10 a.m. meeting!
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I could do your makeup.
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A gamma-powered mechanical monster...
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Pastry chef? Saucier? Soup guy?
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You call this a table? You call this a table?
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...which he likes better than his lead ones.
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Say, you wanna work for me as a hired goon?
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Take this disk to Sammy "The Mechanical Bull" Gravano.
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Oh, crap. The cops!
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- Gotcha! - What's the problem?
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Nice job. You passed the test.
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Don-Bot, please. I can't make the loan payment.
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Thank you, Don-Bot.
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That's my name, you numbskull! Don't make me clamp you one!
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It's funny. I always wanted to be a gangster.
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I don't feel good. I'm genuinely sick.
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I'm fine. A real pilot can navigate by feel alone.
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Start with a high-quality oil. Then eat it.
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...we get the cigars and go home.
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...because there's a ship shooting at somebody.
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..."Master Steering Wheel Co. " say "Nibbler. " Oh, no!
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Then you'll get off.
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He should be here, learning the trade.
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Wait, Old Spice.
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Take that, you twit!
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Donny, give me a chance here, huh?
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Clamps! Clamps, clamps, clamps.
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Yes, I am! Having just regained consciousness!
Aired 20 years ago - Feb 27, 2000

Bender is the featured attraction in the Ultimate Robot Fighting League, but his glory is short-lived when he is instructed to intentionally lose his next match. Leela vows to lead Bender to victory, in an effort to show up her unsupportive martial arts teacher.

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My small intestine.
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The most potent aphrodisiac known to fishkind.
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That's the ship's diamond filament tether. It's unbreakable.
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Come on, Bender. Pull in your line and let's go.
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Sweet zombie Jesus! It's huge!
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It's pulling us under! Into the ship!
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How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
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How do we do that?
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Except we're 3 miles down below, have no food, and the ship won't work.
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I mean Dr. Zoidberg.
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This is a chance for Fry to test my experimental anti-pressure pill.
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Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!
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The laws of science be a harsh mistress.
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Fry, swallow your food, then talk.
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What's so far-fetched about mermaids?
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And I wish for once my friends had the decency to believe me!
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Ocean madness. Yeah, right! It's always something, ain't it?
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- So, am I gonna drown? - Of course not!
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This here is a volcanic vent.
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And sometimes it doesn't.
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It's ocean madness, all right.
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You've all taken your pressure pills, right?
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It is! It's the fabled lost city of Atlanta!
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Fry, I knew you were alive! I owe you 10 bucks, Hermes.
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How could a city with such a fabulous airport end up underwater?
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Hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean.
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Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy...
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... and sing and dance and ring in the new.
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When Umbriel brought home this carpetbagger, I was against it.
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What about us? What about your life on the surface?
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Realize it? I don't even understand it!
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Sorry, I'm trying to join the country club.
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- Whatever. - Later!
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That just raises further questions!
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Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid...
Aired 20 years ago - Feb 20, 2000

Fry suspects Bender's new buddy, a bending unit named Flexo who looks almost exactly like Bender, of being pure evil. When a valuable atom of Jumbonium goes missing, Fry suspects Flexo, but can't tell which robot is which.

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Three females, a number and a king giving himself brain surgery.
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- Oh, man. - My baby's milk money!
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Oh, my various gods! X-ray specs!
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They'll bust me lower than a limbo stick at carnival time!
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Hermes Conrad, grade 36.
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I'm only anal 78.36% of the time.
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Either way I'm demoted to a tiny cubicle.
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I recommend the health cure on Spa 5, the Sauna planet. Here, read.
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- I'd have won but I ran out of olives. - I can explain.
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It used to be milk, and time makes fools of us all.
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Listen, you pig. No one can know. If anyone asks, I'll deny it.
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If I get out, Zoidberg will see the business end of a shrimp fork!
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- The autopilot. - That drunk?
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Would you high-five him so we can continue this meeting?
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She's risking my friendship with her.
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If she were here, I'd...
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I ordered him to flush out the professor's earwax.
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The promotion, the dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions.
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About last night, that was just a misunderstanding.
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They'll say, "Who, Bender?"
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But... But Bender need brain. For smart making!
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I'm sick of you and your bureaucracy!
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I am Bender. Please insert girder.
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It doesn't look like I'll make it inside. Good luck.
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Looks like we've got a new office cutup.
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Could you tell us where the canisters go?
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- What do I look like, a grade 16? - We're getting nowhere slowly.
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This is it! We'll run in, grab Bender's disk and run out. Got it?
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You're right! Nothing's over if there's hope.
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He's lost in the master "in" pile.
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My Hermes got that hellhole running so that all the physical labor...
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We kept it gray.
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This boy's born to be a bureaucrat Born to be obsessive and snotty
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We didn 't choose to be bureaucrats That's what almighty Jah made us
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- Said I shouldn 't be a surgeon - Poo-pooed my electric frankfurter
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- Jamaica - Sing me home
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Good bureaucrats never finish early.
Aired 20 years ago - Feb 13, 2000

Fry's brief relationship with Amy is forcibly prolonged when a near-fatal car crash leaves Fry's head grafted to Amy's left shoulder. Meanwhile, Bender cashes in on Valentine's Day by starting a dating service.

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When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, the professor...
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After 14 years of graduate school...
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And now, even as he nears his 150th birthday...
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How about a few words, professor?
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So little time.
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Leela, he could live another 100 years!
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That damn time machine alone set me back 15 years.
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The professor will pick me. Only I have his lobster-like tenacity.
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Look, the professor trusts me with a giant spaceship.
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So anyone with a weak heart should leave now.
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...though his mind is undeveloped and he's accomplished nothing.
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If he's your clone, why doesn't his nose look like yours?
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What? You've never seen a genius's wiener before?
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First of all, Dr. Zoidberg...
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There's someone I'd like you to meet. His name is depth perception.
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The little twerp.
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If a dog craps anywhere in the universe, I won't be out of the loop.
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- Don't you have worthwhile inventions? - Why, certainly! Step over here.
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And what makes my engines truly remarkable is the afterburner...
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Kill me now, people!
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Look, I may be identical to you in every possible way...
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In your life, your only half-decent invention was me.
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Bad news, everyone.
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And now that I have nothing to live for...
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... I've alerted the Sunset Squad robots to take me away.
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You bastard!
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No, we're not, you little bed wetter. Sorry.
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We'll say the professor escaped and we're bringing him back.
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This plan is impossible. We don't even have a sample of his DNA.
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Old people are often concerned that there are children on their lawns.
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Freeze!
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Stuff costs more than it used to!
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The ship stays where it is, and the engines move the universe around it!
Aired 20 years ago - Feb 06, 2000

When Dr. Zoidberg runs amok during the Decapodian mating season, Fry sets out to teach him how to woo a mate. Things backfire when Zoidberg's desired mate falls for Fry instead, and Zoidberg challenges Fry to a battle to the death.

Aired 20 years ago - Dec 19, 1999

To apologize for an inconsiderate remark, Fry searches for the perfect Xmas gift for Leela, all the while trying to avoid the murderous SantaBot, whose standards for niceness are astronomically high.

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They should have stopped about halfway through.
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A fight scene has broken out at the warehouse!
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"Pardon me, sir. But you seem to be..."
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Sir, I challenge you to fisticuffs.
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I'm gonna open a pile of whup-ass on you!
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Cripes! The Masked Unit! You knocked him out cold!
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Ultimate Robot Fighting? Sounds pleasant. I'll do it.
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Float like a float-bot, sting like a stinging machine!
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I'm pretty sure I did. Yes, definitely.
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- Let me tell you a story. - Oh, again with the orphanarium.
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Bill, congratulate Keith when he wakes up.
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No girl has the will of a warrior. You have the will of a housewife.
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I lost my chance. I won't let you throw away yours.
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Bender!
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- Bender rules! - I got you a Bender hat.
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Get up. You can't quit every time you get an ax in the back.
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- Bingo. - Whoo-hoo, I'm popular!
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I'm just an ex-con trying to go straight and get my kids back.
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Versus...
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...The Chain Smoker!
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Bender The Offender doesn't need you! He doesn't need anybody.
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We're going in a different direction.
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Then he'll just beat you the old-fashioned way: To death!
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I thought it was real, like pro wrestling.
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No! You wouldn't take my help when you didn't need it...
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I'm a real toughie.
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He will be victorious for he has the will of a warrior.
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Hello, and welcome to a remarkable championship bout.
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The Vegas odds tonight stand at an unprecedented 1000-0.
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Instead, prance out and kick his head off.
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Why, Zoidberg! There's a lovely photo of you in here!
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...The Gender Bender!
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Destructor!
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Did you hear a noise?
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Now boarding standby passengers...
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Better than being a girl. Like you. You're a girl!
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You were an excellent student. Too bad I was a lousy teacher.
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Aired 20 years ago - Dec 12, 1999

When the price of titanium skyrockets, Bender pawns his titanium-rich body and lives the high life as just a head. But when the head-in-a-jar of Richard M. Nixon uses Bender's body to run for election for President of Earth, Bender vows to get his rightful property back.

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This car has everything a beautiful woman like me needs.
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- You don't go above the sticker price. - I thought it was an auction.
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I'm terrible at parallel parking.
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Valentine's Day's coming? I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
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- We're slowing down! - I'll hit the fuel guzzler!
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My parents tell me to be more ladylike. As though.
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It's like we feel the same way about junk and stuff, or whatever.
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- Any old business? - No.
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You snagged the perfect girlfriend.
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They go together like a lime and a coconut.
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People will pay good money for romance?
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Computer dating. Like pimping, but you rarely say "upside your head. "
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...the male will maul us with his fearsome gonad.
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Check off what you look for in a mate.
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I used to spit at stuff in the 20th century.
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She's getting way too serious. I'm not a one-woman man, Leela.
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- I think you're overreacting. - Am I? Am I?!
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You know who loves picnics with just you and me?
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Bird eggs. Animal slices.
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Sure. What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?
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...when it always wants to hang out?
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No, no, no. Of course not. Nobody but you.
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Looks like we'll be spending a lot more time together, Fry.
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I'll try not to interfere in your life.
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I like you as a friend. But we're spending too much time together.
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- Unless it would make you feel bad. - Hey, I can get a date too.
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Are you familiar with my friend Al Gore?
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...and I'm gonna be stuck there.
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- None of your business. - And that's a lot of makeup.
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Fry, look who I found! It's Petunia, your dream girl!
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- Me too. - Eight bucks.
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Excuse me, did you say " 10: 15 to Nutley"?
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I thought Amy could come to my place for coffee.
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Nonsense. The evening's young. So, Gary, what do you do for a living?
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- Six, if you want to get technical. - Oh, I do.
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- I'll live without it? - You call that living?
Aired 20 years ago - Nov 28, 1999

Upon destroying the new DOOP headquarters, Zapp Brannigan and Kif find themselves court-martialed and dishonorably discharged. They take up jobs at Planet Express, where Kif learns what respect feels like and Zapp incites a mutiny against Leela.

Aired 20 years ago - Nov 21, 1999

Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender after the inconsiderate robot flushes Nibbler down the toilet. With his newfound emotions, a concerned Bender ventures into the mutant-infested sewers to rescue Leela's beloved pet.

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- Is there a doctor in the gym? - I'm a doctor!
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Amy, take off these rubber bands and I'll show you.
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This won't do. Let me give old Zoidie a sedative.
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Give it to me straight. Is it fin rot? It's fin rot, isn't it?
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Dr. Zoidberg said I should hold these.
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I shall attract one today with an erotic display.
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I didn't come to see two guys. Where do you do your erotic display?
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Perfect. This ought to make me stand out.
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Keep your jelly away from my eggs.
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Edna, it's me, Zoidberg. Remember? From high school.
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So, as long as I'm in town, I was wondering if maybe, well...
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I'm sorry. You're just an inferior male specimen.
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- You didn't smell as bad. - You're right.
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Wait a second. They've all done that.
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She's not. She just has the largest clutch of eggs.
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Don't worry. The love meister will take you under his wing.
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I don't know.
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- Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - And then you threw an octopus.
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...you are the hottest. "
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Is it love when you care for a female for reasons beyond mating?
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Words of such beauty came from the blowhole of that hideous alien?
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Come in.
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That is where it comes out. It's not everything.
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Hush, you romantic fool. Engage your mandibles and kiss me.
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It's not how it looks!
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- English, please? - A fight to the death!
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Fry and Zoidberg shall fight to the death for the beautiful Edna.
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You have to stop this.
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Taking bets! 9-to-2 on Zoidberg, the crab with the jab!
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Have you anything to say before begins the Claw Plock?
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Fry, I've never asked for anything before...
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Let Claw Plock begin!
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Fellow fish monsters, I don't want to question your stupid civilization...
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Oh, the greatest experience in life and I missed it.
Aired 20 years ago - Nov 14, 1999

When Fry wins a free tour of the Slurm soda factory, he and his friends split off from the tour group and make a horrifying discovery concerning the "secret ingredient" that makes Slurm so addictive.

Aired 20 years ago - Nov 07, 1999

The Omicronians invade Earth, demanding to see the lost final episode of the 1999 TV show Single Female Lawyer. The Planet Express crew must re-enact the episode to appease the invading aliens.

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- What's your party, Bender? - I can't vote.
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- Attach Brain Slugs to them. - Sure, you say that now.
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Amen! I don't go anywhere without my mutated anthrax...
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- All right! - You're out.
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... who will be the next president of Earth?
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... when a titanium mine collapsed, trapping 1000 robot workers.
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The news sent titanium prices skyrocketing.
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All I need is a wad of cash with a head.
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So long, coffin stuffers!
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I just did the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swim Cap Issue.
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Hi, sugar. Legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore.
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No kidding, Ford.
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Sorry, we can't let every Tom, Dick and Harry move in.
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- I hocked it. - Why wouldst thou do that?
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He opened relations with China. He doesn't care about your ding-dong.
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Ones and zeros everywhere! And I thought I saw a two.
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I can't reveal that. But I'll give you $50 for the kid.
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- What about your self-destruct button? - It's on my body!
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That double-crossing bastard! How dare he run off with Nixon!
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But when a robotic Nixon is loose, we have to take action!
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Morbo will introduce the candidates.
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Wouldn't think it!
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I certainly wouldn't harm the child.
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You've got real charisma from the neck down.
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Shut up!
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It's hopeless. We might as well turn in my head for the five-cent deposit.
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Keep going. We're right behind you.
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Oh, yeah. You women's libbers really know how to party.
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The voters aren't pea-brained idiots anymore.
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Once I'm in office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat!
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Not so fast, Nixon! Are you familiar with audio tape?
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...except for these damn bumper stickers.
Aired 21 years ago - Oct 03, 1999

Fry, Leela, Bender and Farnsworth have to go to Mars University where Fry has to share a room with a talking monkey, Farnsworth's last invention. The monkey becomes a real headache when he starts beating Fry in all areas. Meanwhile, Bender is hanging out with nerd robots.

Aired 21 years ago - Sep 26, 1999

The Planet Express crew take a space cruise vacation. Leela tells Captain Zapp Brannigan that Fry is his boyfriend and Amy tells the same thing to her parents. Bender falls in love with a rich female robot. Problems start when the spaceship approaches a black hole.