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Season 3

Aired 18 years ago - May 13, 2001

Fry discovers the ability to download any celebrity onto a blank robot, and chooses to download Lucy Liu, with whom he falls madly in love. Repulsed by this disgusting display of human/robot love, Leela, Bender, and Zoidberg set out to shut down Nappster.com and put an end to illegal celebrity downloads forever.

Aired 18 years ago - May 06, 2001

While creating a team of mutants to play the Harlem Globetrotters, the Professor accidentally causes a disruption in time that threatens the existence of the universe. Meanwhile, Fry tries to win an unreceptive Leela's heart.

Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 1
There's a lot about my face you don't know. You and it should get acquainted.
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Marv Albert here at Madison Cube Garden...
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...and Curly Joe from the rear.
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Only to have it remain in my hands with elastic.
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GLOBETROTTERS - 42 SUPERMEN - 45
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We planned to trail at the half, thus deepening Earth's eventual humiliation.
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Did everything just jump around? Or did my brain just stroke off there?
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- What's happening? - We're lurching forward in time...
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- Oops. - Oh, great.
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Now all the planets are gonna crack wise about our mamas.
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- Tate, what do you know about this? - Not much yet...
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Something involving that many big words could destabilize time itself.
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I have to ask you to clear out. The circus needs to set up for tomorrow's...
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... teen singer Wendy might be the... Won three Grammys last night...
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- Hope you don't mind if I dribble. - Not if you grant me the same liberty.
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- Happy birthday, Amy. - Hooray, look at all these presents.
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- Zoidberg, can I talk to you about Fry? - Leela, I would be honored.
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So he's not perfect. You don't wanna end up old and lonely like Zoidberg!
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- What's that funky jazz? - The odor of pure time leaking.
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...they cause dents, or "time skips." - You are so smart.
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We'd need all the money on Earth to build...
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There we are. One gravity pump.
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Easy, Leela. Just finger-roll that star to the cosmic basket.
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I think we've stopped the time skips.
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I got you something.
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Fry, please try to understand.
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Eighty-six the chump stuff.
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I've been studying how to pilot. Impressed?
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I know there's some perfect thing I can do to make you love me.
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You tricked me into marrying you, didn't you?
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- What? - Let's divide up the china.
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How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
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...and I'll never, ever know what it was. My life is empty.
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A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
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I'm stumped. We'll have to call in the finest scientific minds in the univer...
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By God, Sweet Clyde is right.
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Crap!
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You can talk trash. You can handle the ball.
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I'll never be a Globetrotter.
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- You know we'll always be friends. - Yeah.
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Okay, let me just take the ship out to a safe distance.
Aired 18 years ago - Apr 22, 2001

When Bender is paralyzed in a tragic can opener accident, he discovers his musical washboard skills and goes on tour as a member of Beck's folk-rock band, acting as a voice for broken robots everywhere. Fry, Leela, Amy, and Zoidberg tag along in Fry's antique 1960s VW Van.

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- Hello, there. - Look! It's Patch Cord Adams!
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You look so sad. Do you want me to send Patch Cord Adams back in?
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That's kind of a pick-me-up.
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I'd get up to shake hands and steal your wallet, but my body crapped out.
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- So do it. It's easier than it looks. - Thanks, but it's hopeless.
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Try and scrape it across your chest like a knife on burnt toast.
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Bender, I want you to be my new washboard player.
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Kudos, Bender! You got mangled, and now you're a singer.
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- I like it! - Me too, now that I'm used to it.
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That was a washboard break
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You heard him, freaks! We don't like your type around here!
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Check out all those broken robots. Howdy, fellas!
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Hang in there, folks. I bet before you know it, you guys will be...
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- Not right when they're kissing my ass. - Just cold chill.
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...but what can I do? I only weigh 8 pounds.
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And I'll let you sing backup! But remember who the star is. Me, Bender.
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...and finished!
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I forgot about TV. Living on the road, you realize life is better without it.
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A portion of the proceeds might go to help broken robots.
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...I am a broken robot!"
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I don't understand the biz, but wouldn't being able to move help?
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You are so disgusting! l...
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Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.
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Ladies, gentlemen, smoking heaps of machinery...
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Kick it.
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My broken friend could do it all
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- That robot's name I never told you - Who's that?
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- Because I can 't cook eggs - What are you doing?!
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- Can do most anything - Cut it!
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You, minion, lift up my arm. After him!
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What is this, the Year of the Jerk?!
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Not if you've lived a life without regret.
Aired 18 years ago - Apr 08, 2001

Accused of robbing a bank, Fry and Bender plead insanity and are both sent to a robot insane asylum. While Bender and his buddy Roberto plan an escape, Fry is brainwashed into thinking that he is a robot.

Aired 19 years ago - Apr 01, 2001

Leela meets up with her former orphanarium playmate Adlai Atkins, now a plastic surgeon, who offers to grant Leela surgery that will give her two eyes. Meanwhile, Bender adopts twelve orphans in order to collect $1200 in government stipends.

Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 1
There's a lot about my face you don't know. You and it should get acquainted.
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Marv Albert here at Madison Cube Garden...
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...and Curly Joe from the rear.
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Only to have it remain in my hands with elastic.
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GLOBETROTTERS - 42 SUPERMEN - 45
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We planned to trail at the half, thus deepening Earth's eventual humiliation.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
Did everything just jump around? Or did my brain just stroke off there?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
- What's happening? - We're lurching forward in time...
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- Oops. - Oh, great.
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Now all the planets are gonna crack wise about our mamas.
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- Tate, what do you know about this? - Not much yet...
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Something involving that many big words could destabilize time itself.
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I have to ask you to clear out. The circus needs to set up for tomorrow's...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
... teen singer Wendy might be the... Won three Grammys last night...
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- Hope you don't mind if I dribble. - Not if you grant me the same liberty.
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- Happy birthday, Amy. - Hooray, look at all these presents.
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- Zoidberg, can I talk to you about Fry? - Leela, I would be honored.
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So he's not perfect. You don't wanna end up old and lonely like Zoidberg!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25
- What's that funky jazz? - The odor of pure time leaking.
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...they cause dents, or "time skips." - You are so smart.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
We'd need all the money on Earth to build...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
There we are. One gravity pump.
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Easy, Leela. Just finger-roll that star to the cosmic basket.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
I think we've stopped the time skips.
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I got you something.
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Fry, please try to understand.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
Eighty-six the chump stuff.
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I've been studying how to pilot. Impressed?
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I know there's some perfect thing I can do to make you love me.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36
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You tricked me into marrying you, didn't you?
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- What? - Let's divide up the china.
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How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
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...and I'll never, ever know what it was. My life is empty.
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A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.
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I'm stumped. We'll have to call in the finest scientific minds in the univer...
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By God, Sweet Clyde is right.
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Crap!
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You can talk trash. You can handle the ball.
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I'll never be a Globetrotter.
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- You know we'll always be friends. - Yeah.
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Okay, let me just take the ship out to a safe distance.
Aired 19 years ago - Mar 11, 2001

After a string of bad luck, Fry ventures into the decaying ruins of Old New York to regain his lucky seven-leaf clover from his childhood, only to find that his brother Yancy Fry had stolen not only the clover, but Fry's identity as well. Fry sets out to exhume his brother's body, but discovers the startling truth about Yancy instead.

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- Hello, there. - Look! It's Patch Cord Adams!
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You look so sad. Do you want me to send Patch Cord Adams back in?
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That's kind of a pick-me-up.
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I'd get up to shake hands and steal your wallet, but my body crapped out.
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- So do it. It's easier than it looks. - Thanks, but it's hopeless.
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Try and scrape it across your chest like a knife on burnt toast.
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Bender, I want you to be my new washboard player.
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Kudos, Bender! You got mangled, and now you're a singer.
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- I like it! - Me too, now that I'm used to it.
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That was a washboard break
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You heard him, freaks! We don't like your type around here!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 18
Check out all those broken robots. Howdy, fellas!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 19
Hang in there, folks. I bet before you know it, you guys will be...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20
- Not right when they're kissing my ass. - Just cold chill.
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...but what can I do? I only weigh 8 pounds.
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And I'll let you sing backup! But remember who the star is. Me, Bender.
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...and finished!
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I forgot about TV. Living on the road, you realize life is better without it.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 27
A portion of the proceeds might go to help broken robots.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
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...I am a broken robot!"
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I don't understand the biz, but wouldn't being able to move help?
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You are so disgusting! l...
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Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.
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Ladies, gentlemen, smoking heaps of machinery...
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Kick it.
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My broken friend could do it all
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- That robot's name I never told you - Who's that?
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- Because I can 't cook eggs - What are you doing?!
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- Can do most anything - Cut it!
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You, minion, lift up my arm. After him!
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What is this, the Year of the Jerk?!
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Not if you've lived a life without regret.
Aired 19 years ago - Mar 04, 2001

A sober Bender crashes a dark matter tanker on Pluto, threatening the penguin reserve nearby. Leela helps out in the clean-up, but when the penguins begin mating out of control, drastic action must be taken to thin the herd.

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- Here's something for your trouble. - Thanks, buddy!
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...could you tell us what you done seen that day?
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...for introducing this evidence against my own clients.
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Just give a name! You don't wanna look stupid on Court TV.
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If you start now, it might help our case.
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Yahoo! The system fails again!
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Send them both to the robot loony bin and let's go.
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Once they examine my fragile, pink body, they'll see I'm not a...
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Yes, you do. You need to relax more.
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I'm Nurse Ratchet. Please come with me, won't you?
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He's very excitable, so don't say anything to surprise him.
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I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl.
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- Let me guess. He thinks he's Lincoln? - He's supposed to.
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- How's working the lunchroom? - All right.
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Are you crazy? This is great. Electroshock whenever you want...
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Get me out. I'd have starved if not for that sick vending machine robot.
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At least I have friends on the outside. Bender's been no help at all.
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Don't worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum.
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Oh, God! What? What? What is it now?
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- Look! I barely exploded at all. - We can control that with medication.
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That first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little.
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Hey, keep it down in there! I'm tuning my banjo!
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Oh! Thank God!
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Gonna sing a little tale About a battle called Waterloo
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I must be a robot. Why else would human women not date me?
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Here we go. Just a minute.
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Especially because I didn't squeal. Remember, I didn't squeal? Do you?
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Quick! Let's keep escaping!
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- Fear not, for I shall assist ye! - Robots don't say "ye."
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Yes, I am. I simply haven't discovered my primary function yet.
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Alcohol fuels my power cells. And, as a mighty robot, l...
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Wow. Hitting the same place three times? I admire your style.
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Duck! Lasers!
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- Hey, mon. - Nice to meet you.
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Ouch! That's going to bleed when my heart beats.
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- Go! - Okay.
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Don't kill me! I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome...
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Negative, bossy meat creature. I now know my primary function:
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Aired 19 years ago - Feb 25, 2001

Dr. Zoidberg reunites with his uncle, silent hologram star Harold Zoid, and the two of them set out to make a movie together. They cast the temperamental Calculon in the lead role, who demands an Oscar for his performance, but the movie doesn't go over well with audiences.

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- Living in a box. You? - Selling kidneys, teeth, whatever.
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I'm a space captain, and you're a bunch of losers.
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She's not gussied up, duded out or where it's at.
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A package is just a box until it's delivered.
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- Have you thought about adopting? - No.
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- I'll fix it so no one teases you. - By beating them up?
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Me? Perfectly normal?
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Come on, dumplings, we've got 1 2 government stipends to collect.
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...so I had cuteness reduction surgery here and here.
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I'll start by not caring what you think.
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- I don't have the hang of blinking. - You will.
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I've never felt so unremarkable! Today I actually blended in with a crowd!
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- My name's Nina, and his name's Albert. - Now you're all named Bender Jr.!
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Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
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- That's handsome of you. - Follow the light with your eyes.
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I don't know what else to say, so I'll just say it. Okey-dokey, see you then.
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...no one says he's crummy. I deserve that once in life.
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Booze, peanuts, they got a crapper in the back...
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- Daddy, Bethany's hitting me! - Here.
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...with a cheap floozy right now, so cram a Tinkertoy in it.
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I'd like an extra-beautiful bouquet for my extra-gorgeous sweetheart.
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Leela, you're 999,999 in a million.
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Thanks for coming to get to know Adlai. Isn't he dreamy?
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- He's a weird monster who eats garbage. - Damn right.
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Leela, do you want to be like us or like Adlai...
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Remember your manners. Forks in the left pocket, spoons in the right.
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You should've gone before it was time to run.
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It's time to stop living this vida bachelor loca and have kids.
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We want to hear this one again.
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Daddy's sick of looking at you, so go to bed.
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- Daddy, how do I flush you? - Just go to bed!
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...makes me want children even more.
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Imperial Dragon restaurant? I've got a herd of you-know-whats for sale.
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...because Bender's Orphanarium means discount orphans.
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- I'm Albert. - Kind of fatty.
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One time, I did 1 00 jump ropes.
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- Oh, they're all so adorable. - Yeah.
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If you had kids of your own, you'd understand!
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- I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her. - But there's plenty of normal ones.
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If you want her, I'll give her an operation to make her acceptable.
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I also have a tail.
Aired 19 years ago - Feb 18, 2001

Earth is invaded by super-intelligent flying brains, who sap the Earth's populace of their intelligence. Leela is taken to Nibbler's home planet Eternia, where the Nibblonians explain that only one human is immune to the brains' powers - Fry.

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- How can I horse you, sir? - I'll have a horse Coke.
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That'll teach those horses to take drugs.
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If you think bad luck can defeat me, you don't know my name is Philip J...
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Kareem has the sky hook, but Philip J. Fry has the space hook.
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Let's say I lucked out at the track. Also I rigged one race.
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I hid it in a secret place and never told anyone. Not even Scruffy.
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I'm going to get my clover back!
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Here's the entrance. From this moment, I declare my bad luck officially over.
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- Look, up ahead. - Old New York.
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- Oops! - New York is so burned.
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If we wanna win Jam Master Jay's parachute pants...
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The robot. The zero G.
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- You totally ripped off my routine. - You calling me a biter?
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Oh, yeah? Noticeably F.A.T., rewind the tape.
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- The sign says we're at 71 st Street. - 71 st Street? Never heard of it.
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Watch for the closing doors.
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My old neighborhood.
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- Did you say you used to live here? - That's right.
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Yes!
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He better keep his hands off these bananas.
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I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff.
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My dad spent years turning this into a bomb shelter.
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The Achilles' heel of the Ronco design is its structural resonance frequency.
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- Here's The Breakfast Club soundtrack. - You mean breakfast club sandwich?
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- Everything else held up okay. - Except Sports, by Huey Lewis.
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- Who is that godlike figure? - It's my brother, Yancy.
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Apparently, this brave adonis, this Cadillac of men...
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- Now I'll never get there. - You went this morning.
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It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered some french fries.
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The ever-lucky Fry made his fortune by striking oil...
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I'm known for that!
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That's where my clover is. Is that cemetery near here?
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Yancy, that tux got me through Nam in style.
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"Philip Fry, the original Martian."
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...to help you be successful, even at breakdancing.
Aired 19 years ago - Feb 11, 2001

Bender's urge to bend prompts Professor Farnsworth to send him on a rehabilitation visit to a steel factory, where he falls in love with a shapely fem-bot named Angleyne. But Bender's old rival Flexo and the intrusion of the Robot Mafia threaten to throw a wrench into the proceedings.

Aired 19 years ago - Feb 04, 2001

A double-date for Kif, Amy, Zapp, and Leela ends in disaster when their orbiting restaurant crashes on planet Amazonia. The hulking female inhabitants of the planet take their male captives to the omniscient Femputer, who orders Fry, Zapp, and Kif to death by "snu-snu".

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This letter has to be very personal, so I'm writing it in my own ink.
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But my life is bereft of laughter. "
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...is put your money in check form and come to Hollywood."
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Now, to your right, you'll see 30th Century Fox Studios.
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Do we have any fans of Calculon...
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- Are you my hot-water heater? - No.
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Have you got an extra GOTO 1 0 line? I don't need a Bender.
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Next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten.
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That dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented!
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By directing and starring...
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Okay. How much do I have to invest?
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- Since when have you been in the biz? - Long enough, little man. Long enough.
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...you can be the star.
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- Was this written by the Harold Zoid? - Written and xeroxed.
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And that business is being president of Earth.
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So I want the full gamut of emotions from every actor in every scene.
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I said this is a talkie! You've got to emote more!
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...but as a father!
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I'm gonna see you at the premiere! Which is...?
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I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
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It's the principle of the thing. I see a parking lot ahead.
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I'll never follow in your footsteps!
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Congratulations, Mr. President!
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You said the Oscar was practically mine!
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It's not about acting...
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Well, we're gonna die. We might as well enjoy the sights.
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Calculon's gonna kill us. It's all everybody else's fault!
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It's better to die now.
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I've had so many face-lifts, they finally lifted it right off my body!
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The second I don't win that award, you're cat food.
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Now I know how a Pez dispenser feels.
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You want to play tic-tac-toe before we eat our shoes?
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The L.A. subway! We can blast our way in and escape!
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And the nominees for Best Product Placement are:
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... Dr. Zoidberg.
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The Soda Machine Robot in Bikini Party Summer.
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- He read the wrong name. - Play along, like with Marisa Tomei.
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Thank you! Thank you so much!
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Aired 19 years ago - Jan 21, 2001

When Fry becomes infested with parasitic worms that make him stronger and smarter, he finally finds the perfect way to profess his feelings to Leela. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew goes on a journey into Fry's body to eradicate the worms.

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Second prize, this lovely afghan, made from an Afghan, goes to...
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...Ms. Leela and her mystery pet, Nibbler!
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Good news. We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 1 2.
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- This planet is next. - That's Earth.
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No! Nibbler, come back!
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Have my years of hedonism caught up with me?
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- Well, yeah. Robots are made of metal. - Am I a robot?
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Wait! I understood that!
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...where you've lived since the beginning of the universe?
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... a train got crashed. Wanna see?
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Hello, little man. I will destroy you!
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I know what's going on! You've all become idiots!
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Welcome back, ambassador to Earth, homeworld of the pizza bagel.
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So, your real name is Lord Nibbler?
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...our mighty race was already 1 7 years old.
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Ever since, we have waged unceasing war against these dreadful...
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Thus, they travel...
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A child of destiny whose bizarre brain waves make him immune to their attack.
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Fleet holding at perimeter of Moron Zone, formerly known as Earth.
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Somehow, he has cobbled random brain waves into a working mind.
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- You can count on me. - No.
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This was our first president, George Washington.
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I... have to tell...
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Fire indeed hot.
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Dewey, you fool, your decimal system has played right into my hands.
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Odd. My stupefaction field is having no effect on you.
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Thinking hurts him! Maybe I can think of a way to use that.
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Perfect! Bonfire of the Vanities!
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Take that! This one I don't understand. But take this one!
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Farewell! You will all be trapped in this dense symbolist tome forever!
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Yep. I let him help with the fence.
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- Well... - Hey, think fast!
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Is there a Mrs. Queequeg?
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The Big Brain am winning again! I am the "greetest"!
Aired 19 years ago - Dec 03, 2000

Fry, Leela, and Bender all lose their jobs at Planet Express, and they endeavor to return to their old jobs. Due to a mix-up of their career chips, Fry becomes a career counselor at Applied Cryogenics, where he meets up with a familiar defrostee - his girlfriend from the 20th century, Michelle.

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After all, I've been bending since the day I was built.
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- You remember your birth? - It was only four years ago.
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Go satisfy your bend-lust.
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As duly elected mobsters of this union...
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Ten times normal wage! I'll give those jerks what for!
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Sorry you got sent to that South American Turkish prison instead of me.
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- Give us a raise, you big fat jerk - Nevers!
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- Hi, Angleene. What you up to? - Making hangers.
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Me too. Man, we have a lot in common, huh?
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Those delightful birds with their chirp, chirp and their tweet, tweet, splat.
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...resulting in a mild delirium. By the way, you have a dime up your nose.
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I bet watching me bend girders turns your legs rubbery.
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Here. Let me help you.
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I was regaling your former coworkers with a tale of bedroom antics...
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To celebrate, I'm gonna stick seven copies of my book on your bill.
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I finally meet a nice girl, with legs that don't quit...
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Now look, there is no reason to be upset.
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That Flexo, why, I'm knocking him on his butt. I can't believe this.
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I've constructed an elaborate lie.
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- Hey, hot stuff. - Hey, Flexo.
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- Two fuzzy navels coming up. - I hope they can change a fortune.
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- I'm greasing up my whoozits! - Whoa. Not yet.
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Drop me and the lady some rump-rattling beats.
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I recently upgraded my funk card.
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The moral of the story is: If you want it to stay sunk, tie a weight to it!
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Here you are, my lad. Bring the lady's car around in the finest way possible.
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- But... - But?
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- Huh? Bender, you tricked me! - That's right, baby!
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There's only one reasonable course of action now: Kill Flexo!
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You're mocking one of our oldest institutions!
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- I'm yanking your chain. I'm dying. - You can't die!
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I don't know anything about lifting, so that just leaves us the one option.
Aired 19 years ago - Nov 26, 2000

Bender and Fry volunteer for military duty to enjoy the benefits of the soldiers' discount. When war breaks out later that same day, Leela too decides to join the all-male ranks, under the guise of Lee Lemon, and creates quite a stir for her leader, Zapp Brannigan.

Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
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Oh, the hypochondriac's back. What is it this time?
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- What about that bathroom egg salad? - I've had better.
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If you can't see well enough, there'll be a close-up on this video screen.
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- Gross! - Go, man, go.
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- Worms? Puke-a-tronic! - So the eggs in that sandwich were...
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...and something to protect you against bacteria: a harpoon.
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There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
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...and cause a spasm, expelling, among other things, the parasites.
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- Okay, professor. - What?
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Wait! We just have to get past the eardrum.
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Ah, the scent of a rose. Curious how aromatic hydrocarbons...
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We're at finger alert five!
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Usually you don't know a thing about human anatomy.
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- Where are we, the ass? - The heart.
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I don't think so. Sir, you owe this lady an apology.
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Sorry, ma'am. I've learned a lesson about not ogling cans I won't forget.
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No. Don't give up now. We're close to the pyloric sphincter.
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If we can stimulate it, the bowel will convulse, expelling the worms.
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But can I axe you something? Why did you do all that stuff?
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...I love you. - You do?
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Yeah. I don't know why, but my life really turned around that day.
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You'll never guess where I've been.
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Tickle it, then get ready for the ride of your lives.
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- I call it Caribbean Drano. - Fry will be stuck with worms forever.
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- Now the worms will be in Fry forever. - So?
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They are the best! How can I repay you for saving them?
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It's a little under-furnished. I'm thinking of having a window installed.
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With you, every day is like double-soup Tuesday.
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- I am the lord mayor of Cologne! - You mean colon?
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...I'm asking you to leave. - Listen, you! I was born here.
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You've damaged your brain...
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I hope Satan has a nice colon, because that's where you're going.
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- I'm about to. Let me play for you. - You don't have to.
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Aired 19 years ago - Nov 05, 2000

At his late Uncle Vladimir's estate, Bender is run over by a vicious Werecar, inheriting the curse. The only way to stop Bender's fatal transformations is to seek out and destroy the original Werecar - the deadly Project Satan.