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Season 2  "Placebo Effect"  2x9

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 24, 2011

When Archer discovers that the chemotherapy drugs he has been taking are phony, he goes on a rampage against the Irish gangsters behind the scheme. He also makes friends with a fellow marijuana-toking cancer patient (voice of Joan Van Ark). Meanwhile, Cyril learns why Krieger is fluent in Portuguese.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 1
Yeah. Me.
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What are you...? Sterling, no, you're not well.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
Which I am going to push, very slowly, into your urethra.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
- Well, excuse me, Lana. It's a rampage. - Still, though.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
Plus I can only assume a Brazilian mob would be a jillion times sexier.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
- Name the douchebag who's in charge. - Vincent Van Go fuck yourself.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
- Unh, unh. Oh, you son of a whore. - Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
One more and the innocent Honduran janitors...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
They told me it was cream for male pattern baldness.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
Victimless crimes, Mikey. Tell me about the counterfeit chemo drugs.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
All those beaners care about is taking American jobs.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
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I know, but now in mid-rampage? You really think that's a good idea?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
...and, wow, how you holding up?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
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- And have you ever told him that? - What, are you kidding? No.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
I thought Krieger was a German name.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
- "Aha" what? - It's Austin, duh.
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Me too. It was my fifth best feature.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
- But, uh, it's not good, huh? - No, dear.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
- Pretty sure the Nazis had scientists. - No, they didn't.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
Because between the cancer and the chemo...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
And do it badass like I would...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
Speaking of hurt, boy, you're stepping into a great big world of it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
Because ain't nothing in the world can make me talk.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
- What? - She's not gay, she just has big hands.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
Now, where's your cancer-patient-killing boss?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
What, Lana?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
What are you doing? Delaney's not here.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
Regis. I wake up early every morning and watch Regis.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
- Archer. - What? Oh.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
A walk? Is that some sort of a joke?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
What? That's like comparing apples to Nazi oranges.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
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But, Cyril, I know all about Dr. Krieger's origins.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
Yeah, Cy... Wait, what?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
The day my pet Dobermans accidentally ate my father.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
...I promise you, I will shoot your fat Irish faces off...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
Damn it, that is classic him.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
Pretty much, yeah.
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What are you...? Sterling, no, you're not well.
#2
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Which I am going to push, very slowly, into your urethra.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
- Well, excuse me, Lana. It's a rampage. - Still, though.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
Plus I can only assume a Brazilian mob would be a jillion times sexier.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
- Name the douchebag who's in charge. - Vincent Van Go fuck yourself.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
- Unh, unh. Oh, you son of a whore. - Save it for the fast money round, Paddy.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
One more and the innocent Honduran janitors...
#9
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They told me it was cream for male pattern baldness.
#11
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Victimless crimes, Mikey. Tell me about the counterfeit chemo drugs.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
All those beaners care about is taking American jobs.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14 #14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
I know, but now in mid-rampage? You really think that's a good idea?
#15
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...and, wow, how you holding up?
#17
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- And have you ever told him that? - What, are you kidding? No.
#19
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I thought Krieger was a German name.
#20
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- "Aha" what? - It's Austin, duh.
#21
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Me too. It was my fifth best feature.
#24
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- But, uh, it's not good, huh? - No, dear.
#25
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- Pretty sure the Nazis had scientists. - No, they didn't.
#27
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Because between the cancer and the chemo...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
And do it badass like I would...
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30 #30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
Speaking of hurt, boy, you're stepping into a great big world of it.
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
Because ain't nothing in the world can make me talk.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
- What? - She's not gay, she just has big hands.
#33
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Now, where's your cancer-patient-killing boss?
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
What, Lana?
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
What are you doing? Delaney's not here.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
Regis. I wake up early every morning and watch Regis.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
- Archer. - What? Oh.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
A walk? Is that some sort of a joke?
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
What? That's like comparing apples to Nazi oranges.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42 #42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
But, Cyril, I know all about Dr. Krieger's origins.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
Yeah, Cy... Wait, what?
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
The day my pet Dobermans accidentally ate my father.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
...I promise you, I will shoot your fat Irish faces off...
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
Damn it, that is classic him.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
Pretty much, yeah.
#48
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