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Season 2  "Pipeline Fever"  2x4

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 17, 2011

Archer and Lana head to Louisiana to stop an ecoterrorist from blowing up a natural-gas pipeline. (Archer’s also looking forward to a Big Easy vacation.) Back at ISIS headquarters, Mallory orders the staff to go green to get “freebie socialist tax credits.” A flashback recalls Lana’s introduction to ISIS.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 1
It's a pipe inspection gauge, for cleaning the pipeline.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 2
Cause I'm not sure if I'll like it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 3
- What? - Big money.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 4
Umm...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 5
lean and green.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 6
- protect that pipeline... - Which I'm only doing for the wetlands...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 7
Shoulda called first... Cause dat's the only airboat
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 8
Cause I've waited my entire life to say this exact phrase...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 9
Annie! Annie?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 10
One for each cat, duh!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 12
Nope! Can't hear you, I'm too happy!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 13
I am not... gonna blow...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 15
No no, by all means, let me do it...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 16
Yeah, back then Hollywood was pretty weird about the whole race
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 17
Tell all this wildlife you're sorry when the pipeline
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 18
Yeah, right after I set up the grill.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 19
Loot at me, chopping ice for a Tom Collins
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 21
God knows what kinda parasites are swimming around in it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 22
What the [BEEP] shit is this?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 24
Morphine?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 25
C'mon, this is a very fragile ecosystem.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 26
I'm not radical.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 28
And how and why is that funny?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 29
No, I'm pretty sure it was shut up.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 32
- I mean, maybe... - Great, so maybe he's wounded.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 33
Yeah, it's not ideal.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 36
Six, really?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 37
- It's free-form, you come up with a lot of ideas... - Yeah, like using the
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 38
also known as dry ice, of which we have plenty...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 39
Well, we got plenty of water.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 40
Ruth Baker, age 39,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 41
And so... you've memorized every fatal alligator attack?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 42
God, will ya just... it's crocodiles!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 43
What does a brain aneurysm have to do with walking around in a swamp?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 44
I guess you can if you want.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 45
How could you even say that?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 46
- I think your biggest fear is intimacy... - Ha.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 48
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot to time it!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 49
You know why.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 50
Now behold the horror you have wrought!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 2
Cause I'm not sure if I'll like it.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 3
- What? - Big money.
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 4
Umm...
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 5
lean and green.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 6
- protect that pipeline... - Which I'm only doing for the wetlands...
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 7
Shoulda called first... Cause dat's the only airboat
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 8
Cause I've waited my entire life to say this exact phrase...
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 9
Annie! Annie?
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 10
One for each cat, duh!
#10
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Nope! Can't hear you, I'm too happy!
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 13
I am not... gonna blow...
#13
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No no, by all means, let me do it...
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 16
Yeah, back then Hollywood was pretty weird about the whole race
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 17
Tell all this wildlife you're sorry when the pipeline
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 18
Yeah, right after I set up the grill.
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 19
Loot at me, chopping ice for a Tom Collins
#19
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God knows what kinda parasites are swimming around in it.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 22
What the [BEEP] shit is this?
#22
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Morphine?!
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 25
C'mon, this is a very fragile ecosystem.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 26
I'm not radical.
#26
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And how and why is that funny?
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 29
No, I'm pretty sure it was shut up.
#29
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- I mean, maybe... - Great, so maybe he's wounded.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 33
Yeah, it's not ideal.
#33
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Six, really?
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 37
- It's free-form, you come up with a lot of ideas... - Yeah, like using the
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 38
also known as dry ice, of which we have plenty...
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 39
Well, we got plenty of water.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 40
Ruth Baker, age 39,
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 41
And so... you've memorized every fatal alligator attack?
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 42
God, will ya just... it's crocodiles!
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 43
What does a brain aneurysm have to do with walking around in a swamp?!
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 44
I guess you can if you want.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 45
How could you even say that?!
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 46
- I think your biggest fear is intimacy... - Ha.
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 47 #47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 48
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot to time it!
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 49
You know why.
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 50
Now behold the horror you have wrought!
#50