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Archer (2009)

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Season 2  "Movie Star"  2x7

Aired 13 years ago - Mar 10, 2011

On Malory's orders, Lana helps Hollywood star Rona Thorne (voice of Rachael Harris) research her role in a spy thriller while Malory writes a role for herself in the movie (with Cyril's reluctant assistance). Meanwhile, Pam steals Rona's diary.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
"Woman's perspective". I mean...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
- Well played, sir. - Thank you.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
- Ha, ha, you're kidding. - And just what exactly is so funny?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
"If you like puzzles, I may have a job for you."
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Guess that Tunisian guy would still be alive.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
But not Martin, something like Steele, because she's a very strong woman who...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Ha, ha. Oh, my God, that is amazing!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Oh, my God, if I, like...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
- Excuse me? - You're rigid and stiff...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
But, hey, speaking of your body and my body and stiffness...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
...which is why, please don't hate me, you're teeming with insecurities.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Hey, where's my journal?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
Oh, come on. Haven't you ever snooped on somebody you thought was dreamy?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
He said it was in a coconut.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
- I'm sorry? - I said, "Come in here, I need your help."
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
Oh. "Cut to Malory Steele, the 50ish and incredibly sexy CIA director..."
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
- That's where you come in. - Bad writing.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Yeah, but racist overtones aside, it really limits your casting options.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
...not the embodiment of sexy, empowered womanhood that you've become.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
- Ooh. What should we call it? - Dick Sledge.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
I was invisible. He wouldn't even sign my cast when I broke my own arm.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
Because he totally snuck up on me.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
- Holy shit snacks. - Yeah. They said he could've gone pro.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
...that this guy... Who, also, cannot be named Cassius.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. Mawp. But I'm under a lot of stress.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
Hey, who am I, Kissinger? Broad strokes.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Oh, come on, I just wanna see if me and her have stuff in common, like...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
...you forget it's in there.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
Now, beat it. I'm on a mission.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
- No. - Yes.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
The forbidden love between Malory and Cassius is central to the plot.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
But even though it's super-dangerous, I'm preventing World War III, so...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
...from assassinating the Soviet premier as he enters the UN.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
- If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle. - What?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Which is why shut up because I and Rona, am and are taking the mission.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
But we're, like, keeping the world free for democracy...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
Look, I took this call as a courtesy to Rona, okay?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
Anybody doing a Mandingo sequel? When can you get me a treatment?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
- Oh, yes. Take me. - Mm, mm.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
You swallow it over, three days and you start to, you know, pass it...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
Oh, yeah? While you're tangled up in a half-mile of shit-covered tape?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
That's not all. If you order now, you'll also receive...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
What voice is that? Is that from Bullwinkle?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
Oh, my God, I can see my penthouse.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
I just this second realized why you do macramé instead of knitting.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
- Give me. Give me it. - What the shit?

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
- Well played, sir. - Thank you.
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3 #3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
- Ha, ha, you're kidding. - And just what exactly is so funny?
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
"If you like puzzles, I may have a job for you."
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Guess that Tunisian guy would still be alive.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
But not Martin, something like Steele, because she's a very strong woman who...
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
Ha, ha. Oh, my God, that is amazing!
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Oh, my God, if I, like...
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
- Excuse me? - You're rigid and stiff...
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
But, hey, speaking of your body and my body and stiffness...
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12 #12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
...which is why, please don't hate me, you're teeming with insecurities.
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Hey, where's my journal?
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
Oh, come on. Haven't you ever snooped on somebody you thought was dreamy?
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
He said it was in a coconut.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17 #17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
- I'm sorry? - I said, "Come in here, I need your help."
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
Oh. "Cut to Malory Steele, the 50ish and incredibly sexy CIA director..."
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
- That's where you come in. - Bad writing.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Yeah, but racist overtones aside, it really limits your casting options.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
...not the embodiment of sexy, empowered womanhood that you've become.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
- Ooh. What should we call it? - Dick Sledge.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
I was invisible. He wouldn't even sign my cast when I broke my own arm.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
Because he totally snuck up on me.
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
- Holy shit snacks. - Yeah. They said he could've gone pro.
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
...that this guy... Who, also, cannot be named Cassius.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. Mawp. But I'm under a lot of stress.
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29 #29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
Hey, who am I, Kissinger? Broad strokes.
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Oh, come on, I just wanna see if me and her have stuff in common, like...
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
...you forget it's in there.
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
Now, beat it. I'm on a mission.
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
- No. - Yes.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
The forbidden love between Malory and Cassius is central to the plot.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
But even though it's super-dangerous, I'm preventing World War III, so...
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
...from assassinating the Soviet premier as he enters the UN.
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
- If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle. - What?
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Which is why shut up because I and Rona, am and are taking the mission.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
But we're, like, keeping the world free for democracy...
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
Look, I took this call as a courtesy to Rona, okay?
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
Anybody doing a Mandingo sequel? When can you get me a treatment?
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
- Oh, yes. Take me. - Mm, mm.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
You swallow it over, three days and you start to, you know, pass it...
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
Oh, yeah? While you're tangled up in a half-mile of shit-covered tape?
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
That's not all. If you order now, you'll also receive...
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
What voice is that? Is that from Bullwinkle?
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
Oh, my God, I can see my penthouse.
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
I just this second realized why you do macramé instead of knitting.
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
- Give me. Give me it. - What the shit?
#50