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Season 2  "Double Trouble"  2x13

Aired 14 years ago - Apr 21, 2011

Krieger works to finish a top-secret project, and Archer brings a mysterious former KGB agent named Katya Kazanova home to meet Malory.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
If you're into power, let's go down to my van...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 3
Eh, l almost got married once. Church, reception, I had it all lined up.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
I mean, she did move in with me but--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
Well, whatever. And shut up. And if you don't make Katya an lSlS agent, Mother...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
And yet you talk.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
Because the traitor Kasanova knows too much.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
No, you have actual egg on your face. What? Unh!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
...and l was trying to beat my record for cramming pool balls in my mouth...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
Speaking of, would you describe your relationship with Katya as solid or--?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
My God, Krieger, why not just give her the project on a floppy disk?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
I know it just kills you that I'm in love with Katya--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
Which is more than l ever got.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
From there it's all just Orcs and Gollums and Balrogs.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16
How long until Mother sees this? Okay. Ow.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
Faking my file so that everyone here thinks that l am--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
You don't have to. Look at me.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20
Although not in that order. Hey, not in any order.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21
[YELLS]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22
Don't worry, she won't get far. I'm locking lSIS down, top to bottom.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
But he is not a double agent. Are you retarded?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
[CHUCKLES]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
He's your son, not a-- Ray, she got him to quit drinking.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
What was it? My bug-out bag. It was right here.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28
I shall check my sewing room. Wait, his what?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
Ah, is not so bad. You take crossword, you catch up with your neighbors.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
So nyet promotion...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
Oh, pleasure. Definitely pleasure.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
Even if it's-- Oh, l don't know, a criminally insane cyborg.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
If l knew and/or cared who and/or what that was.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
Canada's got casinos, right?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
At one time, yes, but I needed a place to sew your suits, you see, so--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
And nobody, especially Mother, is gonna ruin that for me.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
...l'd like for you to have this.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
Well then, goodbye, Woodhouse, and you're fired.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
If you come out to the living room, I have a surprise for you.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
Yeah, it hurt like crazy. No, no, about this, about us.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
Okay. Coming, Mother!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
I'm all good. Uh, no, I'm fine.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
...but l am in love with Katya.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
I knew l forgot to mention something, and it was this.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
...is Russia's most dangerous enemy.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50
Krieger-san, you promised.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
If you're into power, let's go down to my van...
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 3
Eh, l almost got married once. Church, reception, I had it all lined up.
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
I mean, she did move in with me but--
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
Well, whatever. And shut up. And if you don't make Katya an lSlS agent, Mother...
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
And yet you talk.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
Because the traitor Kasanova knows too much.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
No, you have actual egg on your face. What? Unh!
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
...and l was trying to beat my record for cramming pool balls in my mouth...
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
Speaking of, would you describe your relationship with Katya as solid or--?
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
My God, Krieger, why not just give her the project on a floppy disk?
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
I know it just kills you that I'm in love with Katya--
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
Which is more than l ever got.
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
From there it's all just Orcs and Gollums and Balrogs.
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16
How long until Mother sees this? Okay. Ow.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17 #17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
Faking my file so that everyone here thinks that l am--
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
You don't have to. Look at me.
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20
Although not in that order. Hey, not in any order.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21
[YELLS]
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22
Don't worry, she won't get far. I'm locking lSIS down, top to bottom.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23 #23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
But he is not a double agent. Are you retarded?
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
[CHUCKLES]
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
He's your son, not a-- Ray, she got him to quit drinking.
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
What was it? My bug-out bag. It was right here.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28
I shall check my sewing room. Wait, his what?
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
Ah, is not so bad. You take crossword, you catch up with your neighbors.
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
So nyet promotion...
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
Oh, pleasure. Definitely pleasure.
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
Even if it's-- Oh, l don't know, a criminally insane cyborg.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
If l knew and/or cared who and/or what that was.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
Canada's got casinos, right?
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38 #38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
At one time, yes, but I needed a place to sew your suits, you see, so--
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
And nobody, especially Mother, is gonna ruin that for me.
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
...l'd like for you to have this.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
Well then, goodbye, Woodhouse, and you're fired.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
If you come out to the living room, I have a surprise for you.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
Yeah, it hurt like crazy. No, no, about this, about us.
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
Okay. Coming, Mother!
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
I'm all good. Uh, no, I'm fine.
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
...but l am in love with Katya.
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
I knew l forgot to mention something, and it was this.
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
...is Russia's most dangerous enemy.
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50
Krieger-san, you promised.
#50