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Archer (2009)

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Season 2  "White Nights"  2x12

Aired 13 years ago - Apr 14, 2011

Archer's search for his father's identity leads him into hot water. Agent Barry Dylan is sent to rescue Archer.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 1
- Super bad, have you seen a neurologist? - Have a cat-scan tomorrow.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
- Who, nice. - Right? The man you've been having a
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
- What's up? - You disgusting little sneak!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
- and it's freezin my jernk... - Then I put whipped cream all over everything...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
- really just the, ya know, core group. - Pam, I should have you
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
Probably hanging by his Achilles tendons in some KGB hellhole!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
- You little...! Okay, then... Lana! - Yes?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
- As what, Russia's only black woman? - Damn it!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
wouldn't hurt... could, um, this someone be from outside the agency?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
- Oh! And he sodomized my fiancée! - You're still together?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
- Or more damage. - One million dollars.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
- You did it once! - By accident! Mostly.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
Not Archer! Well, also very much Archer,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
- After. Non-negotiable. - Then can I bring you back anything from Moscow?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
- Yeah, so I hear... - Damn that... Pam!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
Which is... pretty rare for me. Hi.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
I swear I'm just a Finnish skydiving enthusiast
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
- In the brain's language center? - I tink nut. Okay, we wait some test on you,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
Barry?! Oh my God, Barry, I got... Holy shit, Barry! You're in the KGB?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
Um, okay. Until then, do you have some sort of escape plan, or...?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
I know you heff been sleepink with thet,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
Da?! Do you know your son is here, in the cells of the dreaded Lubyanka?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
- Touch it Barry. - Uh, no, it's not that thick back here.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
So what was your plan again? I think I remember thinking it was good...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
Were you talking about we're out of rubber cement?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
- Just roll it down. - We're hiding in plain sight, alright...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
Or earplugs, you idiot! You know how bad that is for your eardrums?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
- Yeah?! Well at least I have a father! - Are you implying
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
- Barry wait, slow down! - Why?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
Kroshka, he kill two military police. So even if he wuz my biologik son...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
- The unly guy who want a fodder? - Under wery suspicious circumstences...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
- You could help, ya know! - Yeah so now, what are we doing?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
- Who tut you women how to shoot?! - It's just I'm not super-big on heights...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
Yeah, to the silk-lined sleeve of a bespoke Savile Row suit jacket!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
And uh... That way's not looking too good. Wait, wait, wait Barry, there! We'll jump it!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
get outta here... So I'm thinking that we probably should split up.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
- Archer! Lemme climb up you! - Barry...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
Mudaks! You shoot like uld women!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
Uh... secret police! Shoes! Now! Those cannot be your only shoes.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
But I'm giving you this coat, so... Hi, how ya doin, Sterling Archer.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
- Who would break in to this shithole?! - Come on! He's on the roof!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
What is Luffers...? Wh-?! Aahhaaaghhhh!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
More of a lace-up crowd?! Aaaaaghhhh! How?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
Did I just blow your minds?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
Oh, that's groceries? Sorry, thought it was garbage. Here, take this...

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
- Who, nice. - Right? The man you've been having a
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
- What's up? - You disgusting little sneak!
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
- and it's freezin my jernk... - Then I put whipped cream all over everything...
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
- really just the, ya know, core group. - Pam, I should have you
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
Probably hanging by his Achilles tendons in some KGB hellhole!
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
- You little...! Okay, then... Lana! - Yes?
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
- As what, Russia's only black woman? - Damn it!
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
wouldn't hurt... could, um, this someone be from outside the agency?
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
- Oh! And he sodomized my fiancée! - You're still together?!
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
- Or more damage. - One million dollars.
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
- You did it once! - By accident! Mostly.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
Not Archer! Well, also very much Archer,
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
- After. Non-negotiable. - Then can I bring you back anything from Moscow?
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
- Yeah, so I hear... - Damn that... Pam!
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
Which is... pretty rare for me. Hi.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
I swear I'm just a Finnish skydiving enthusiast
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
- In the brain's language center? - I tink nut. Okay, we wait some test on you,
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
Barry?! Oh my God, Barry, I got... Holy shit, Barry! You're in the KGB?!
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
Um, okay. Until then, do you have some sort of escape plan, or...?
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB?
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
I know you heff been sleepink with thet,
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
Da?! Do you know your son is here, in the cells of the dreaded Lubyanka?!
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
- Touch it Barry. - Uh, no, it's not that thick back here.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
So what was your plan again? I think I remember thinking it was good...
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
Were you talking about we're out of rubber cement?
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
- Just roll it down. - We're hiding in plain sight, alright...
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
Or earplugs, you idiot! You know how bad that is for your eardrums?!
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29 #29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
- Yeah?! Well at least I have a father! - Are you implying
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
- Barry wait, slow down! - Why?!
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
Kroshka, he kill two military police. So even if he wuz my biologik son...
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
- The unly guy who want a fodder? - Under wery suspicious circumstences...
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
- You could help, ya know! - Yeah so now, what are we doing?
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
- Who tut you women how to shoot?! - It's just I'm not super-big on heights...
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
Yeah, to the silk-lined sleeve of a bespoke Savile Row suit jacket!
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
And uh... That way's not looking too good. Wait, wait, wait Barry, there! We'll jump it!
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38 #38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
get outta here... So I'm thinking that we probably should split up.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
- Archer! Lemme climb up you! - Barry...
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
Mudaks! You shoot like uld women!
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
Uh... secret police! Shoes! Now! Those cannot be your only shoes.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
But I'm giving you this coat, so... Hi, how ya doin, Sterling Archer.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44 #44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
- Who would break in to this shithole?! - Come on! He's on the roof!
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
What is Luffers...? Wh-?! Aahhaaaghhhh!
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
More of a lace-up crowd?! Aaaaaghhhh! How?!
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48 #48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
Did I just blow your minds?
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
Oh, that's groceries? Sorry, thought it was garbage. Here, take this...
#50