S2 E1
Status
Ended
Network
Showtime
SEASON
VIEW ALL EPISODE

Season 2  "Stochasticity"  2x1

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 13, 2013

In the Season 2 premiere, the aftermath of the sexual-harassment scandal leaves Marty and his Pod adjusting to a new corporate culture at Galweather Stearn, where the interim CEO entrusts consummate closer Marty with sealing a big deal. Later, a boozy night on the town leaves Jeannie reeling, while Marty's relationship with Roscoe is in need of some repair.

Mouse over thumbnail for slideshow

Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 1
with the rainmaker, with you, with me.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
- but did we? - Well, you know what?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
$100 million of her own dollars
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
since you've been sidelined, have you, Jeannie Beannie?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
- Are you serious? Is this model sound? - Uh-huh.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
and I am the interim CEO here at the new Galweather Stearn.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
We are building a new company here
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
- What? Wow! - Congratulations.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
You know how to running man.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
Oh, my God, Marty, what else?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
You're the new Jesus Christ, and I am counting on you
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
- Google the fuck out of this motherfucker. - I'm doing it now.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
Should we call you "Mr. Pincus,"
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
It's fine. Go on.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
as it were, um, because we want to make sure we're aligned,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
at Harvard would call it.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
is that occasionally that randomness
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
And you probably can tell we're dancing around
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
And until we can look you in the eye,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
You people need to deliver something I can understand.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
A little harder then.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
it's just a lot more complicated now.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
Roscoe, I'm not saying that your mom's place
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
That should be my parents' job.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
over there.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
♪ why do stars ♪
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
♪ so they sprinkled ♪
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
Not bad, Bumblebee, not bad.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
- Are you leaving? - Yeah.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
You had her sing that Carpenters song, didn't you?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
Homey and stay-at-home-mommy-y.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Yeah, it's okay, I mean, that's why they call it "anonymous."
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
and then they change and that's what's happening to me.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
No, I don't...
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
- Listen to me. Go. - Monica.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
I can't believe I'm actually getting to meet you.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
We're like a couple, but there's three of us.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
But why go through the trouble of calling it a relationship
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
He is super smart.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
Wait, you guys can fuck each other anytime.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
Are you saying you still don't know
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
- I wouldn't say that. - No, you don't know shit.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
- Just tell him we're on our way, okay? - All right, all right.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
of your data point. Have a seat.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
For the first time in years.

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
- but did we? - Well, you know what?
#2
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3 #3 Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
$100 million of her own dollars
#4
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
since you've been sidelined, have you, Jeannie Beannie?
#5
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
- Are you serious? Is this model sound? - Uh-huh.
#6
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
and I am the interim CEO here at the new Galweather Stearn.
#7
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
We are building a new company here
#8
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
- What? Wow! - Congratulations.
#9
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
You know how to running man.
#10
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
Oh, my God, Marty, what else?
#11
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
You're the new Jesus Christ, and I am counting on you
#12
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
- Google the fuck out of this motherfucker. - I'm doing it now.
#13
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
Should we call you "Mr. Pincus,"
#14
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
It's fine. Go on.
#15
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
as it were, um, because we want to make sure we're aligned,
#16
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
at Harvard would call it.
#17
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
is that occasionally that randomness
#18
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
And you probably can tell we're dancing around
#19
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
And until we can look you in the eye,
#20
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
You people need to deliver something I can understand.
#21
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
A little harder then.
#22
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
it's just a lot more complicated now.
#23
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
Roscoe, I'm not saying that your mom's place
#24
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
That should be my parents' job.
#25
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
over there.
#26
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
♪ why do stars ♪
#27
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
♪ so they sprinkled ♪
#28
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
Not bad, Bumblebee, not bad.
#29
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
- Are you leaving? - Yeah.
#30
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
You had her sing that Carpenters song, didn't you?
#31
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
Homey and stay-at-home-mommy-y.
#32
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
Yeah, it's okay, I mean, that's why they call it "anonymous."
#33
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
and then they change and that's what's happening to me.
#34
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
No, I don't...
#35
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
- Listen to me. Go. - Monica.
#36
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37 #37 Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
I can't believe I'm actually getting to meet you.
#38
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
We're like a couple, but there's three of us.
#39
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
But why go through the trouble of calling it a relationship
#40
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
He is super smart.
#41
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
Wait, you guys can fuck each other anytime.
#42
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
Are you saying you still don't know
#43
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
- I wouldn't say that. - No, you don't know shit.
#44
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45 #45 Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
- Just tell him we're on our way, okay? - All right, all right.
#46
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47 #47 Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
of your data point. Have a seat.
#48
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49 #49 Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
For the first time in years.
#50