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Season 2  "When Dinosaurs Ruled the Planet"  2x2

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 20, 2013

In Las Vegas to help reinvigorate an aging casino, Marty meets the firm's newest consultant, a woman who was his biggest rival in business school. Meanwhile, Clyde is seduced by the Vegas nightlife; and Jeannie discovers a passive-aggressive adversary in Galweather Stearn's interim CEO.

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Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 1
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Well, I guess you wouldn't have spent $100 million
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
You don't want to mentor me.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
we could get away with firing one,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
an impressive set of gals.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
who starts fuckin' her boss, just in case...
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
Are you sure?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Thought you started next week.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
You'd prefer
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
I'm not surprised. No, not me.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
That song kicks major ass.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Oh, uh, they're having lunch.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
We're really dancing around each other,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
Oh, yeah, pasta salad.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
Open your eyes, Clyde. Don't you see
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
Good-good question. No!
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
Okay. Hi, guys.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
If I have to ask again,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
in my entire life!
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
to try to get his fuckin' money back.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Oh, here... yo! Dushkin!
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
That's the truth.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
I swear, one day I'm gonna need to give him the heimlich,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Wow. Yep.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
I apologize.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
Yeah, whatever, Doug. I mean, obviously,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
more sweeping, more sweeping. A full-scale,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
Get the fuck out of here.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
Well, it will,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
what you need to realize okay, Jeannie, uh, Jeannie...
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
That being said... eh...
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Where'd you learn that? The fucking vibrato?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
I'd probably go in a completely different direction.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
Oh, my God. Could you hold my hair?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
I thought that you were smarter. Marty, you're a great salesman,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
eager for a pat on the head and a "good boy."
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
Say "yeah, I can hold for Mr. Carlson"
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
that a remodel would be incredibly lucrative for you,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
to say that's why Tamara
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
All right, I'm gonna tell him. Sure. Do it, baby.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
You want to be the king?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
I have nothing against making money.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Please tell me you talked to Carlson last night at the club.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
that you guys don't know Carlson.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Because I'm so up in the air... Did you know Tamara's here?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
I'll take care of it myself.

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Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
Well, I guess you wouldn't have spent $100 million
#2
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You don't want to mentor me.
#4
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
we could get away with firing one,
#5
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
an impressive set of gals.
#6
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
who starts fuckin' her boss, just in case...
#7
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
Are you sure?
#8
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Thought you started next week.
#9
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10 #10 Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
You'd prefer
#11
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
I'm not surprised. No, not me.
#12
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
That song kicks major ass.
#13
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14 #14 Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Oh, uh, they're having lunch.
#15
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
We're really dancing around each other,
#16
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
Oh, yeah, pasta salad.
#17
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Open your eyes, Clyde. Don't you see
#18
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Good-good question. No!
#20
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
Okay. Hi, guys.
#21
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
If I have to ask again,
#22
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
in my entire life!
#23
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
to try to get his fuckin' money back.
#24
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Oh, here... yo! Dushkin!
#25
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
That's the truth.
#26
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
I swear, one day I'm gonna need to give him the heimlich,
#27
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Wow. Yep.
#28
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
I apologize.
#29
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
Yeah, whatever, Doug. I mean, obviously,
#30
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
more sweeping, more sweeping. A full-scale,
#31
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
Get the fuck out of here.
#32
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
Well, it will,
#33
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
what you need to realize okay, Jeannie, uh, Jeannie...
#34
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
That being said... eh...
#35
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Where'd you learn that? The fucking vibrato?
#36
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
I'd probably go in a completely different direction.
#37
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
Oh, my God. Could you hold my hair?
#38
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
I thought that you were smarter. Marty, you're a great salesman,
#39
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
eager for a pat on the head and a "good boy."
#40
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
Say "yeah, I can hold for Mr. Carlson"
#41
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
that a remodel would be incredibly lucrative for you,
#42
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
to say that's why Tamara
#43
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
All right, I'm gonna tell him. Sure. Do it, baby.
#44
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
You want to be the king?
#45
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
I have nothing against making money.
#46
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Please tell me you talked to Carlson last night at the club.
#47
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
that you guys don't know Carlson.
#48
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Because I'm so up in the air... Did you know Tamara's here?
#49
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I'll take care of it myself.
#50