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Season 2

Aired 9 years ago - Apr 07, 2013

Doug pops the question to his girlfriend, Sarah (Jenny Slate), who plans a shotgun wedding in Las Vegas on the eve of the Pod closing a major business deal. Marty's backhanded dealings lead to increased tension and unintended consequences for everyone.

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 31, 2013

A mercurial Las Vegas casino czar ups the ante on a business deal with a frustrated Marty; and Clyde's club-owner friends look to him to expand their brand beyond Vegas. Meanwhile, Marty picks up some inside dirt on Tamara.

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 24, 2013

Marty looks to solidify a future career opportunity, while Jeannie has misgivings about hers; and Doug needs to step up his social-networking skills when a promising business opportunity drops in his lap. Later, tensions erupt between Marty and his brother, Malcolm.

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 17, 2013

Doug and Clyde give depositions in a wrongful-death suit filed against a telecommunications conglomerate, while a casino mogul impedes Marty's efforts to close a deal. Later, Monica unravels when Roscoe moves out.

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 10, 2013

During a consultation with an adult-toy company, Jeannie meets an interesting suitor, while Doug comes up with a racy gift idea for his new girlfriend. Later, Marty's brother Malcolm drives a wedge between their father and Marty.

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as she comes across in her movies?
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♪ as happy as a chappy can be ♪
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♪ I'm happy as a chappy ♪
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♪ I'm happy as a chappy ♪
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I don't want to slash r and d.
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Just say it.
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at galweather stearn, please?
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Doc Johnson is my family legacy we're talking about.
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Uh, just give me the fucking package, zanna.
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♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, yes ♪
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his good pen and took it to school?
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right now is just a waste of time.
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Yeah, sure, if you want to play small ball.
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No one wants a mold of their own penis.
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You know what? I know what this is about. It's so obvious to me.
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I think we're overpaying you.
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Well, I am a fan of invisible sandwiches...
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Oh, by the way.
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I didn't hear when the cops called out.
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Shh. Listen.
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and I love that about you. I do.
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It's not gonna happen to you, okay?
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You're breaking it to mom.
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Um, speaking of sorry, I am sorry about this morning.
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They need to feel like everything's okay.
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You're having such a shitty day. Wow.
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Yes, I've tried it. I have one in right now.
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Maybe I don't want to have sex with you.
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I got everything. I got the Internet... yo.
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the phone call I had while you were gone.
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Mm-hmm. And he's eager
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that I ruined your little "my brother got
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What?
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He's trying, Marty.
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Hmm? Warm and forgiving.
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Right in the middle of a session, too.
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I own your ass, motherfucker!
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Yes, Nate and I were working.
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Doug, are you keeping a fucking diary or something?
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I got into an altercation with the cops.
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There's a story. Come on.
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If you want to talk about it
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Would someone explain the grand canyon to me?
Aired 9 years ago - Mar 03, 2013

Marty faces a moral dilemma when he discovers evidence of a banking client's role in a cover-up scheme. Jeannie attempts damage control with the Pod when an ex-boyfriend posts something shocking on the web.

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 24, 2013

Marty's plan to spend time with Roscoe conflicts with an executive retreat, while Doug sees his fellow Pod members in a different light after introducing them to his new girlfriend. Later, Tamara offers an intriguing revelation about her personal life, piquing Marty's interest.

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I, um, house-sat for Pam the events coordinator
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An actual fucking sitting area... Okay. No. Hey, Jeannie.
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Of shaking hands. And, um, Jeannie,
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to meet all of you. It was so nice
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Or should I say...
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Marty, can I...?
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We dug deep in the coffers and we were able to get
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two hour drive each way.
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tell you the number of dance recitals
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as hell... Okay.
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No, I don't think they do. No one forgets their...
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Jesus Christ.
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Philip Davis, susie Ellis and Virginia prazar
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♪ and one, like the man said, on like a generator ♪
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♪ you ain't talking about dick, then you talking about chips ♪
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It's okay. Paper and at the lower
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It's a contract. This is the clause part.
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Don't say hello to Francis. You know what?
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One, two, three, up. You better row
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No way. Uh-uh, no fucking way. That is not stable.
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Stop smiling. Just go!
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I should have
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I'm just gonna say you're a new hire.
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in that thing. You do. And, and,
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You're better than them.
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Hey, have you guys...? Hey, hi. Hey.
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Did you guys remember that song, "I swear"?
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Did you use to bring her coffee
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Really? Well, unless there's a keg of natty ice somewhere
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a bottle 'cause we're empty, we're done.
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Oh, it was amazing. Was it?
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Is this about to be real?
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Yeah, I'm sorry, it's, uh...
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Our place.
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Do you think that Clyde would ever, uh,
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Huh? Yeah.
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Oh, gosh, yeah, of course.
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Great, so just leave it there. Yeah. Okay.
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Well, thank you, Doug. Sorry. Zanna?
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Doug, I'm not trying to steal your fucking girlfriend.
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but I feel truly sorry for you.
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Oh, am I taking you back?
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What's with you?

Marty's militant younger brother pays a surprise visit, while Doug and Jeannie work an assignment for an online-dating company. Later, Marty hits it off with a fellow consultant.

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Thanks.
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Hmm? New rule.
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I will put my finger against Arsenio's dick
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to give a shit.
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Uh, yes, but if it's all the same to you,
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Here is what I need from the great Marty Kaan.
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Maybe you and your big cock should run off tVermont
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Okay, sure.
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Well,
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You work your ass off for these motherfuckers and then...
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Oh, hey, hold on one sec.
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They're the team from Galweather.
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Yeah, in a climate where people already
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You open an account with us,
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'Cause he's black, it's an Obama joke, sure.
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Give these guys some cherry pie.
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We can smell a political consultant a mile off.
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Are you kidding me?
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Should I ask her out?
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When the fuck did I become you?
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Okay, well, one is a little bigger
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Okay, and there you are right there
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Hey, they're future voters, right?
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Really? Do you know how many of them have made the mistake
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when his base does a Google search in three years
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What are those?
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Whoop, there it is.
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But I feel like that's too bar scene-y.
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No, no, no, you're, uh...
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I'm a big brother to a kid named Frederick Douglass, no lie.
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A socially awkward man-child with absolutely no game.
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No, my delivery was off,
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Kicking it with poor little Frederick Doug?
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But that's for another night.
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who actually was running the country
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Like you. You got those keys to the Criswell castle.
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Yes, they do. You know what
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That's what I love about the shit.
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Ain't it the truth? Mm.
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and Criswell would really benefit
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Uh, my boss what?
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in handling such high profile banking institutions
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Good.
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Fug? No. Sarah? No, of course not.
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we've kind of really hit it off.
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How was San Diego?
Aired 9 years ago - Feb 10, 2013

Matt Damon (as himself) hires the firm to find a charity to enhance his image, but Marty soon realizes he may have to dig deeper than expected in order to keep the actor as a client. Meanwhile, Jeannie finds time to spend with Roscoe; and Tessa grills Monica about their status.

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 27, 2013

Marty and Clyde attempt to woo the business of new Las Vegas casino king, Michael Carlson, a maverick self-made millionaire who notoriously hates consultants. Meanwhile, Jeannie tries to assess how big a threat Tamara is by suggesting the two of them enjoy a spa day together. Monica makes an unlikely connection with her personal vegan chef, Tessa.

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Thanks, grandpa.
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something that you know dick about.
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Yeah, I think it would. You know what?
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You fucking provocateur. Okay, what is it?
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We leave now.
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maybe even give them a little entree
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Really? Renegade, huh?
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what are we looking at in fees?
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It's almost like he respects her.
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Okay. Let's... let's do it. Thank you.
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Ah... stop playing games. He pushed you in?
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Baby doll got weapons, too.
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Hmm.
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that your brilliant business model is to pimp out your club
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And you two fuckheads are gonna be dead as dinosaur shit
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You're the reason you're netting over $50 million
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Be the money. Listen to me.
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It's not that you're not amazing
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you know, whatever's going on between you and Marty
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that ship sailed a long time ago.
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And you met your husband.
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but honestly, I haven't seen anything else work better.
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You know, my-my associates went to a so-called high-end spa.
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You know, we should be honoring people like you, a proud--
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"She doesn't sanitize the table."
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Yeah. You're not, uh...
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From what? For the...
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against free market capitalism made me want to go
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Check it.
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The date. The date.
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his school, his diet,
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broheems, you prove yourself
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Hey, so, Marty, what do you mean
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That's a huge risk.
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No, you're the racist.
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why don't you try respecting the fuck-terntity, Clyde.
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looking at pics of your family, farting around,
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What the fuck was that?
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He is gonna eat this shit up.
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I like tastes.
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Good, then get to a landline.
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Uh, the deal that we are proposing,
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Which you've already made extremely profitable.
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Um, what we're proposing
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Till then, you work on spec.
Aired 9 years ago - Jan 20, 2013

In Las Vegas to help reinvigorate an aging casino, Marty meets the firm's newest consultant, a woman who was his biggest rival in business school. Meanwhile, Clyde is seduced by the Vegas nightlife; and Jeannie discovers a passive-aggressive adversary in Galweather Stearn's interim CEO.

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Well, I guess you wouldn't have spent $100 million
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You don't want to mentor me.
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we could get away with firing one,
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an impressive set of gals.
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who starts fuckin' her boss, just in case...
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Are you sure?
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Thought you started next week.
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You'd prefer
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I'm not surprised. No, not me.
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That song kicks major ass.
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Oh, uh, they're having lunch.
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We're really dancing around each other,
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Oh, yeah, pasta salad.
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Open your eyes, Clyde. Don't you see
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Good-good question. No!
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Okay. Hi, guys.
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If I have to ask again,
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in my entire life!
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to try to get his fuckin' money back.
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Oh, here... yo! Dushkin!
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That's the truth.
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I swear, one day I'm gonna need to give him the heimlich,
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Wow. Yep.
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I apologize.
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Yeah, whatever, Doug. I mean, obviously,
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more sweeping, more sweeping. A full-scale,
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Well, it will,
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what you need to realize okay, Jeannie, uh, Jeannie...
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That being said... eh...
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Where'd you learn that? The fucking vibrato?
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I'd probably go in a completely different direction.
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Oh, my God. Could you hold my hair?
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I thought that you were smarter. Marty, you're a great salesman,
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eager for a pat on the head and a "good boy."
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Say "yeah, I can hold for Mr. Carlson"
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that a remodel would be incredibly lucrative for you,
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to say that's why Tamara
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All right, I'm gonna tell him. Sure. Do it, baby.
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You want to be the king?
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I have nothing against making money.
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Please tell me you talked to Carlson last night at the club.
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that you guys don't know Carlson.
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Because I'm so up in the air... Did you know Tamara's here?
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I'll take care of it myself.
Aired 9 years ago - Jan 13, 2013

In the Season 2 premiere, the aftermath of the sexual-harassment scandal leaves Marty and his Pod adjusting to a new corporate culture at Galweather Stearn, where the interim CEO entrusts consummate closer Marty with sealing a big deal. Later, a boozy night on the town leaves Jeannie reeling, while Marty's relationship with Roscoe is in need of some repair. MORE -LESS

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with the rainmaker, with you, with me.
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- but did we? - Well, you know what?
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$100 million of her own dollars
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since you've been sidelined, have you, Jeannie Beannie?
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- Are you serious? Is this model sound? - Uh-huh.
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and I am the interim CEO here at the new Galweather Stearn.
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We are building a new company here
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- What? Wow! - Congratulations.
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You know how to running man.
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Oh, my God, Marty, what else?
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You're the new Jesus Christ, and I am counting on you
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- Google the fuck out of this motherfucker. - I'm doing it now.
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Should we call you "Mr. Pincus,"
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It's fine. Go on.
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as it were, um, because we want to make sure we're aligned,
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at Harvard would call it.
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is that occasionally that randomness
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And you probably can tell we're dancing around
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And until we can look you in the eye,
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You people need to deliver something I can understand.
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A little harder then.
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it's just a lot more complicated now.
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Roscoe, I'm not saying that your mom's place
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That should be my parents' job.
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over there.
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♪ why do stars ♪
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♪ so they sprinkled ♪
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Not bad, Bumblebee, not bad.
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- Are you leaving? - Yeah.
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You had her sing that Carpenters song, didn't you?
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Homey and stay-at-home-mommy-y.
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Yeah, it's okay, I mean, that's why they call it "anonymous."
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and then they change and that's what's happening to me.
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No, I don't...
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- Listen to me. Go. - Monica.
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I can't believe I'm actually getting to meet you.
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We're like a couple, but there's three of us.
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But why go through the trouble of calling it a relationship
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He is super smart.
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Wait, you guys can fuck each other anytime.
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Are you saying you still don't know
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- I wouldn't say that. - No, you don't know shit.
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- Just tell him we're on our way, okay? - All right, all right.
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of your data point. Have a seat.
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For the first time in years.