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Season 2  "Man-date"  2x3

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 27, 2013

Marty and Clyde attempt to woo the business of new Las Vegas casino king, Michael Carlson, a maverick self-made millionaire who notoriously hates consultants. Meanwhile, Jeannie tries to assess how big a threat Tamara is by suggesting the two of them enjoy a spa day together. Monica makes an unlikely connection with her personal vegan chef, Tessa.

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Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 1
Thanks, grandpa.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
something that you know dick about.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3
Yeah, I think it would. You know what?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
You fucking provocateur. Okay, what is it?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
We leave now.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
maybe even give them a little entree
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
Really? Renegade, huh?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
what are we looking at in fees?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
It's almost like he respects her.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
Okay. Let's... let's do it. Thank you.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
Ah... stop playing games. He pushed you in?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
Baby doll got weapons, too.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
Hmm.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
that your brilliant business model is to pimp out your club
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
And you two fuckheads are gonna be dead as dinosaur shit
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
You're the reason you're netting over $50 million
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
Be the money. Listen to me.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
It's not that you're not amazing
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
you know, whatever's going on between you and Marty
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
that ship sailed a long time ago.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
And you met your husband.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
but honestly, I haven't seen anything else work better.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
You know, my-my associates went to a so-called high-end spa.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
You know, we should be honoring people like you, a proud--
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
"She doesn't sanitize the table."
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
Yeah. You're not, uh...
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
From what? For the...
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
against free market capitalism made me want to go
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
Check it.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
The date. The date.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
his school, his diet,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
broheems, you prove yourself
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
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Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
Hey, so, Marty, what do you mean
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
That's a huge risk.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
No, you're the racist.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
why don't you try respecting the fuck-terntity, Clyde.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
looking at pics of your family, farting around,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
What the fuck was that?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
He is gonna eat this shit up.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
I like tastes.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
Good, then get to a landline.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
Uh, the deal that we are proposing,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
Which you've already made extremely profitable.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
Um, what we're proposing
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
Till then, you work on spec.

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Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
something that you know dick about.
#2
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3
Yeah, I think it would. You know what?
#3
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
You fucking provocateur. Okay, what is it?
#4
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
We leave now.
#5
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
maybe even give them a little entree
#6
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
Really? Renegade, huh?
#7
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
what are we looking at in fees?
#8
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
It's almost like he respects her.
#9
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
Okay. Let's... let's do it. Thank you.
#10
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
Ah... stop playing games. He pushed you in?
#11
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
Baby doll got weapons, too.
#12
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13 #13 Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
Hmm.
#14
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
that your brilliant business model is to pimp out your club
#15
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
And you two fuckheads are gonna be dead as dinosaur shit
#16
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
You're the reason you're netting over $50 million
#17
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
Be the money. Listen to me.
#18
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
It's not that you're not amazing
#19
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
you know, whatever's going on between you and Marty
#20
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
that ship sailed a long time ago.
#21
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
And you met your husband.
#22
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
but honestly, I haven't seen anything else work better.
#23
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
You know, my-my associates went to a so-called high-end spa.
#24
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
You know, we should be honoring people like you, a proud--
#25
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
"She doesn't sanitize the table."
#26
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Yeah. You're not, uh...
#28
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
From what? For the...
#29
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
against free market capitalism made me want to go
#30
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
Check it.
#31
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
The date. The date.
#32
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
his school, his diet,
#33
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broheems, you prove yourself
#35
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Hey, so, Marty, what do you mean
#38
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
That's a huge risk.
#39
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
No, you're the racist.
#40
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why don't you try respecting the fuck-terntity, Clyde.
#41
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
looking at pics of your family, farting around,
#42
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
What the fuck was that?
#43
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
He is gonna eat this shit up.
#44
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
I like tastes.
#45
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
Good, then get to a landline.
#46
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
Uh, the deal that we are proposing,
#47
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
Which you've already made extremely profitable.
#48
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
Um, what we're proposing
#49
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
Till then, you work on spec.
#50