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Season 2  "Sincerity is an Easy Disguise in This Business"  2x5

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 17, 2013

Marty's militant younger brother pays a surprise visit, while Doug and Jeannie work an assignment for an online-dating company. Later, Marty hits it off with a fellow consultant.

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Thanks.
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Hmm? New rule.
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I will put my finger against Arsenio's dick
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to give a shit.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
Uh, yes, but if it's all the same to you,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
Here is what I need from the great Marty Kaan.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
Maybe you and your big cock should run off tVermont
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
Okay, sure.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
Well,
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
You work your ass off for these motherfuckers and then...
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
Oh, hey, hold on one sec.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
They're the team from Galweather.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
Yeah, in a climate where people already
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
You open an account with us,
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'Cause he's black, it's an Obama joke, sure.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
Give these guys some cherry pie.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17
We can smell a political consultant a mile off.
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Are you kidding me?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
Should I ask her out?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
When the fuck did I become you?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
Okay, well, one is a little bigger
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
Okay, and there you are right there
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
Hey, they're future voters, right?
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
Really? Do you know how many of them have made the mistake
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
when his base does a Google search in three years
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What are those?
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Whoop, there it is.
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But I feel like that's too bar scene-y.
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No, no, no, you're, uh...
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33
I'm a big brother to a kid named Frederick Douglass, no lie.
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A socially awkward man-child with absolutely no game.
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No, my delivery was off,
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Kicking it with poor little Frederick Doug?
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But that's for another night.
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
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who actually was running the country
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Like you. You got those keys to the Criswell castle.
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Yes, they do. You know what
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
That's what I love about the shit.
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Ain't it the truth? Mm.
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and Criswell would really benefit
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Uh, my boss what?
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in handling such high profile banking institutions
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Good.
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Fug? No. Sarah? No, of course not.
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we've kind of really hit it off.
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How was San Diego?

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Hmm? New rule.
#2
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I will put my finger against Arsenio's dick
#3
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to give a shit.
#4
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Uh, yes, but if it's all the same to you,
#5
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Here is what I need from the great Marty Kaan.
#6
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
Maybe you and your big cock should run off tVermont
#7
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Okay, sure.
#8
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
Well,
#9
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You work your ass off for these motherfuckers and then...
#10
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Oh, hey, hold on one sec.
#11
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
They're the team from Galweather.
#12
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Yeah, in a climate where people already
#13
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You open an account with us,
#14
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'Cause he's black, it's an Obama joke, sure.
#15
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Give these guys some cherry pie.
#16
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We can smell a political consultant a mile off.
#17
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Are you kidding me?
#19
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Should I ask her out?
#20
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When the fuck did I become you?
#21
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Okay, well, one is a little bigger
#22
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Okay, and there you are right there
#23
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Hey, they're future voters, right?
#24
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Really? Do you know how many of them have made the mistake
#25
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when his base does a Google search in three years
#26
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What are those?
#27
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Whoop, there it is.
#28
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But I feel like that's too bar scene-y.
#31
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No, no, no, you're, uh...
#32
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I'm a big brother to a kid named Frederick Douglass, no lie.
#33
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A socially awkward man-child with absolutely no game.
#34
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No, my delivery was off,
#35
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Kicking it with poor little Frederick Doug?
#36
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But that's for another night.
#37
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who actually was running the country
#39
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Like you. You got those keys to the Criswell castle.
#40
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Yes, they do. You know what
#41
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That's what I love about the shit.
#42
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Ain't it the truth? Mm.
#43
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and Criswell would really benefit
#44
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
Uh, my boss what?
#45
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in handling such high profile banking institutions
#46
Recap of House of Lies Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
Good.
#47
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Fug? No. Sarah? No, of course not.
#48
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we've kind of really hit it off.
#49
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How was San Diego?
#50