S1 E12
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Season 1  "The Mayan Apocalypse"  1x12

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 01, 2012

With the help of Greg Norbert, Marty and the Pod fight to pull off an eleventh-hour reprieve and stop the MetroCapital acquisition from happening; Jeannie makes a decision about marrying Wes; Marty's son Roscoe makes a life-altering choice of his own.

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You see? When you believe in yourself.
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Who cares if Clyde just pledged
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Hi, sycophants.
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How did we miss you over at Kinsley?
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All you care about right now is saving your own ass.
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I may have something you'd be interested in.
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And your little boyfriend the Rainmaker is the head fucker.
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This could be one sexy class action.
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
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You better rest up for the Apocalypse then, huh?
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Sexual harassment? Do tell, Obi Wan.
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Then we make this lawsuit go away,
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And they're going to get some fuck-you money
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I feel like we haven't talked in so long,
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Check her out.
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I'm going to start a little consulting firm
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That's Jeannie. Malina. Jeannie.
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speculation about what the new normal will be at Galweather,
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Oh, and will there be some reorgs?
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to come here and personally congratulate all of you,
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phew-- open right up.
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Well, Jeannie's engaged to Richie Rich,
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I've actually gotten a pretty sweet offer
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Fuck, damn it. Fuck you, Clyde! Oh, ho ho ho!
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Don't die, okay?
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You think I don't know that you sold out your team,
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But...
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Most of whom have slept with the Rainmaker;
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You are Slutticus!
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The merger's dead! Namaste!
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Motherfucker... There you go.
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I, uh...
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But I really like being with you.
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My family owns a fucking baseball team.
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It's a crazy-ass night, man.
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for the foreseeable future.
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No, no, Marty, she didn't take him.
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...spend some time at my condo,
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