S1 E5
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Season 1  "Utah"  1x5

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 05, 2012

Jeannie has to take charge of the Pod when the racist CEO of a motel chain has reservations about dealing with Marty. Meanwhile, Clyde hopes to hit it off with a lovely Mormon virgin; and when Monica finds she has some free time on her hands, she decides to spend it with Roscoe.

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People who are just like them.
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She is the wind beneath my wings.
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Wikipedia, motherfucker.
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Well, I think "prodigy" might be
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I sure am.
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My God! Guys, these things are seedless.
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Thank you, sir.
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Yes, definitely. I am up for it. Right.
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And Marty, I'm gonna need you to get started on the brain dump.
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What do you want?
#11
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but honestly, it was pretty decent.
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a very common practice for women who want to keep
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No. I just wish there were some way around
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"I would really love your feces on my dick."
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So the CEO offers him a room in his house.
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I even let him f...
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Still, breaking into his house and stealing?
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that that whole merger's effectively DOA.
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Well...
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A good starting-off point would be to segment your customer base.
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Are you kidding me? I'm about to go nuts on that.
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he was always bragging about, like he painted it himself.
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discussing Clyde having anal sex right now.
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Don't go anywhere while I'm gone, okay?
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No. No way. No way.
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Isn't there?
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I can get it. Your cheerleader pluck,
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You're not hearing me.
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Whoa, what are you doing now?
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Hey, it's been a pleasure working with you, so...
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have turned them into LOCs...
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and at its peak in 1978, they sold 13 million units.
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Please.
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What about you, Jeannie?
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I know I scored us six months of afterwork.
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