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Season 1  "Gods of Dangerous Financial Instruments"  1x1

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 08, 2012

Marty and The Pod consult for a mega-bank that wants to justify their year-end bonuses as the financial world around them burns. Back at home, Marty gets some unwanted advice on how to raise his son.

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Recap of House of Lies Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Well, when you get back, can we go shoe shopping?
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Look, fuck what they want, okay?
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I can't help it. It's really good.
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That's consultant for fired.
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You wanted to... Fuck, what was it?
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♪ we got styles ain't none of y'all can top it ♪
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and see if we can find a cube farm for the data dump.
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see if I can get a feeling for the corporate culture.
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- [Laughs] - What?
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You're the mad genius we're paying all this money for?
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a thousand management consultants?
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We'll have it in our pocket in case we need it.
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Brittany was very disappointed.
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Congratulations.
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So we should just get to know each other...
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Whoa! That sounds bad.
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♪ work that, let me see you drip sweat ♪
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- Whoo-hoo! - You got it?
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Hey, Marty.
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I'm Greg Norbert. Nice to meet you.
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Man, I like her, Marty.
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Not banging strippers?
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Oh, is that me?
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but from what I understand, it's a real bummer.
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He keeps the kid sane, you fucking psycho.
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So Marty, what do you got for us?
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Yeah, she's a dead lay.
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Boom! That's a shitload afterwork.
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I'm a pig. Oh, you have--
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I'll see you tomorrow at the office.
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and your models and your formulae.
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And, for starters...I am never gonna sleep with you.
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with ethical trading and that legally, you can't be touched.
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We lost our house as well.
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Yeah, America fuckin' hates you.
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- Transit--
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Exponential ouchies.
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with another 8,800,000 eliminated.
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- your Kinsley image spots. - When can you implement?
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bang...Big one, baby.
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[Both chuckle]
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