S1 E3
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Season 1  "Microphallus"  1x3

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 22, 2012

Marty arrives at the offices to find Greg Norbert there to announce the possible acquisition of Galweather by MetroCapital; the Pod flies to Indiana to consult for a beverage company, where Marty applies his management skills to turn a loss into a win; Clyde questions whether Doug really hooked up with a transvestite; Roscoe struggles with the confusing feelings of liking both a boy and a girl.

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No, not really.
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You will be ours.
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my new family.
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Metro is an enormous...
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So, look, buddy, look.
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That's when I saw it, right? Adam's apple.
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Home of the Raggedy Ann Doll.
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how much syrup to put in Doug's chocolate soda
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and we see which one performs.
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Hey, Doug, if you didn't hook up with that tranny,
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I love the tour.
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We are really looking forward to giving you
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Even though the money is kind of here.
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How do we get these two what they want... Eventually
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Hi, Marty.
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You know what, something's been playing
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I did not get head from her, okay?
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from the first nanosecond?
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Yeah, but you're not gonna fuck her, Marty.
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We're dark for one week,
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You can really see that.
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I would love a tour.
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for bagging the E.R.P. green light?
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I'll get my oils.
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So why don't you give me that big black dick of yours?
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It's fine with Spalding.
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little mushroom.
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Yeah, Indiana.
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I mean...
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You know, Marty, people in my position
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that I am going to sell out my expertise
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I don't know, man.
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I brought you in on this engagement.
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All I know is I'm going to cabo for a week
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Nobody cares.
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when you scoop this bitch up for about 50 cents,
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Shit, I already got half a boner thinking about it.
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I'm not kidding, Clyde. You can't tell anybody.
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What are you doing?
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So, Marty, Greg Norbert has a hard-on
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I don't know.
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