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Season 11

Aired 5 days ago - Dec 07, 2017

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And I really want this,
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I would tell you, but apparently it takes 45 minutes.
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called Brooklyn.
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I, too, was in a relationship
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hologram projected out of R2-D2.
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(rhythmic clicking)
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I know. Not a day goes by that I don't marvel
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Oh, my God!
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to get more confidence is like talking to a lion
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I mean, if Raj doesn't want to be made fun of, then I...
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Well, that's because you're...
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Do you think that might be jarring,
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the trouble for the future,
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Great. Then the ushers will be... my cousins
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Ha-ha.
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to that husky Spider-Man
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And guess what he'll be scattering instead of petals!
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No. That. That right there. That's the reason.
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Why not? 15 years of constant ridicule. I-I think
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I'm gonna need some ground rules. I mean,
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a cake made with salt instead of sugar...
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Neither of them will be the actual cake.
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Hello.
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(sighs) Well, what's it gonna take?
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One of us should go sit with Raj so he's not alone.
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I've decided on our centerpieces.
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But that seems to be the one thing we can agree on.
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Right.
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So let's pick a day and just go do it.
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will be a legal requirement.
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What happened? What's wrong?
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Hello, friends! PENNY AND LEONARD: Hey.
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Then you never saw any other people?
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got busted at a sketchy massage parlor.
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No, actually. I don't need his negative energy
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I had a falling out with Raj.
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That's right. I grew up in a loving, supportive household.
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My feelings, like my extremities,
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I know. I'm getting married.
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Are you sad we're not having a big party?
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Can you believe it?
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Right here?
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I never thought I'd want to marry anyone.
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(chuckles) Sheldon.
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But when you make a discovery like this,
Aired 12 days ago - Nov 30, 2017

Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable Bitcoin investment. Also, a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny’s relationship.

Aired a month ago - Nov 16, 2017

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Sad face, sad face.
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They did, but then they hired me back.
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Hey. Hi.
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I really appreciate the thought,
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Oh, come on, he means well.
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No, she's trying to steal my projects while I'm at home
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I love you, too, but I could fling this card in your eye
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I don't know. Target practice?
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(line ringing)
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Huh. So he can keep his mouth shut.
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But our team developed that technology.
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Then why didn't either of you ask to be team leader?
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I am taking charge right now and telling you
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(gasps) Oh, Bernie, I'd be thrilled.
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my projects at work while I'm on bed rest.
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I know I sound paranoid, but I'm feeling really vulnerable.
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It's really for the benefit of everyone at the company.
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(chuckles) Still funny.
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Amy's just about to realize she wants to watch a Hulk marathon.
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I presented it to them, and they were interested.
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but the truth is you're exactly like Edison.
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Yeah.
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That's a classic Edison move.
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I don't think what they called you is the point here.
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Then no.
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because of what kind of scientist they said you're like.
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It's always been my fatal flaw.
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I am not fist bumping you after we have sex.
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So, um... how was, how was your day?
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were entwined like erotic taffy...
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I made small talk for 20 minutes and had sex again.
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Can't or must?
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It would be way more efficient.
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All right, you're right, you're right, we don't need him.
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I want you to know, I did what you asked.
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Is she parking in your space? Yes.
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What? Oh, please. Wh-What about that guy Eric,
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before you attack Ruchi, maybe you should
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It is thick.
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You see, instead of using liquid helium...
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Fine. Good luck to you.
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Aired a month ago - Nov 09, 2017

Sheldon and Bert work together.

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(sportscast playing over TV)
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He makes Hardik Pandya look like Bhuvneshwar Kumar.
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I-I hope this isn't awkward.
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Oh, that clears that up.
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Yeah, India, right? Everywhere you go,
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You know, I was the best leg spinner in my high school?
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What's this one here?
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Guess I kind of pooped the bed on that one.
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What do you mean, where am I?
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Where are you?
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(panting)
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What can I do for you?
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I'm working with Bert, but I don't want anyone to find out.
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my high school counselor said “weren't for me.”
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All right, well, then don't work with Bert.
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Well, because it's also about my reputation.
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referring to how sexually promiscuous you were.
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Good morning!
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BERNADETTE: Howard!
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but we just bumped into each other last night and hit it off.
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Hey, I can be casual.
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I can handle casual.
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Don't call, don't text, don't e-mail.
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and any time you start planning your wedding
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Hey, how's Bernadette handling bed rest?
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Congratulations. I know that's what you were hoping for.
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doesn't want you touching his jacket.
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Oh, no, no, no, not you.
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Sorry about that.
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I have some experience with serious relationships
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Well, I spent the morning reviewing side effects
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And then I had to catalog it
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Sounds wonderful.
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Did some mean boys throw it at you?
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but I was worried other people would think less of me?
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You know what? I'm not even gonna say it.
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because I was worried about my reputation.
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when I meet your mother, why'd I bother to learn them?
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Which is surprising, considering your momma is so dumb, she...
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I was supposed to go back to India and get married,
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I want to say teenage girls, but that sounds mean.
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where that happened to Kate Hudson alone.
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is actually a series of biochemical reactions
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that give rise to romantic feelings.
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It's what makes people write songs and poems,
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and I dare science to explain that.
Aired a month ago - Nov 02, 2017

Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Also, Penny steps in to take care of Halley when Bernadette and Wolowitz both wind up on bed rest.

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This isn't a big deal. Stop whining.
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See, uh, I've got interested. Hmm.
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And...
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boys and girls, we're going to have fun with science.
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or instead of becoming a scientist,
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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So you see, boys and girls,
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you stop being friends with that kid, 'cause he's going nowhere.
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That's “bye” in ASCII binary,
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but if you found it confusing or dangerous or--
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It-it looked like you were having so much fun.
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I liked that about it, but...
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I-I just think it would be... better
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You know, I hadn't really thought
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Hey, you can always reshoot it.
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I need an acting coach. Oh.
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App store.
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I'll take Halley with me.
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They cast the new Professor Proton.
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Hi.
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so she put me on bed rest just to be safe.
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and they cast Wil Wheaton as Professor Proton.
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My-my last two seasons, I was on Sunday morning
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and Wil Wheaton will rue the day he ever met me.
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thawing out some frozen peas in my pants-- living the dream.
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Well, you're... I can get the baby.
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Do you guys not trust me to take care of your baby?
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hey, hey, I can watch your stupid baby, okay?
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I raised all our baby pigs
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since we started this conversation.
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You know that's us, right?
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um, a Cockney chimney sweep,
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L-Let's shake things up and try to kill one.
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That's even worse.
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you and me getting to spend a couple days in bed together.
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Yeah, it is really quiet.
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I hope you're joking.
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This is Sheldon, by the way.
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You can't be Professor Proton. You're not a scientist.
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But New York? Blech.
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will grow up and they will be able to say
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There's only one Professor Proton,
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Honestly, it doesn't feel very different.
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How irresponsible do you all think I am?
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I'm getting a little hungry.
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 23, 2017

Sheldon and Koothrappali confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Wolowitz working together. Also, Penny and Leonard learn new tactics for how to deal with Sheldon from an unlikely source.

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Yeah, well, good news,
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It's called “what siren am I?”
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I know.
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that can be used to control anything
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(imitates melodic siren wailing)
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All right, you ready for your next one?
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So...
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Of course not.
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but the tea kettle was on a train,
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that got me kicked out of Hebrew school.
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I was hoping you two would enjoy working together.
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...without hurting... 's feelings.
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She's going to be home at “eight-ish.” Like, when is that?
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you're more than welcome.
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And has she been home?
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Ah, maybe it's not that big a deal.
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(door closes)
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What do we do when he turns six?
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I thought his work wife was standing in my kitchen.
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And I can fit into the pants I wore in high school.
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Well, I think I know why he's been working so late.
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You need to sit down and let me pamper you.
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The notes from our quantum cognition project.
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to stay up and collaborate all night with me.
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If it's not for this, I don't know what it's for.
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Well, sometimes, but... problem for another day.
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“I can drive you in two hours or you can take an Uber”"
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Hey. You're complaining, too.
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Well, maybe you could do something he likes
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you could change the batteries in the smoke detectors.
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I'm just interested in you.
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You think that's impressive, take apart that brain model.
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'cause you just read my mind.
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♪ Each and every day of the year ♪
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but their dance lets other bees know where the pollen is,
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Well, I-I'd love to,
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into their marriage, and yours was not.
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Just like his dress shirts.
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Guys, you won't believe this.
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Bernadette.
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and I really do love cleaning an oven. Move.
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“Knowing when to say when.”
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everyone gets angry.
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You sound frustrated, and I'm really proud of the way
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 16, 2017

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Also, when Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, it rubs Leonard the wrong way.

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Um, personally?
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roasted pork and sideways missionary.
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Burnt down my garage with it.
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Could never bring myself to open it without him. (chuckles)
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Like, a little one, like a starter Mercedes.
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...as angry as I was with him leaving,
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And also, polyester gym shorts don't burn.
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Guess we won't need them anymore.
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Uh, okay.
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If you die, who's going to drive me home?
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Could you pull over at the next peanut store?
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Now that I think about it, maybe it is more of a superstition.
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Actually, I was hoping to speak with you.
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Really?
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so the only boy that I can dish about is my father.
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Well, you know, if we're gonna be
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Ooh, “dour.”
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But this is a Saturn V,
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ten, nine, eight,
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Looks pretty cool in slow motion.
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What do you know about raising a girl?
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(phone chimes)
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Oh, wait, it was just your mom.
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Okay, just be careful.
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I've been telling her about my job,
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Do you not want me to be friends with your mom?
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but as an explosion, it was glorious.
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You quit your whining before I give you
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Are you gonna be this mopey all the way home?
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So, you know, I understand why
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Maybe he'll be rough and tumble,
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But I'm also sensitive and regret saying that.
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like they're best friends, and it's kind of freaking me out.
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And Penny has that, and (clicks tongue) it's me.
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with my mother; it's like she doesn't even care.
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She's used to me being there all the time,
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Okay, well, thanks.
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What about people distracted by irritating passengers?
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You can't drive.
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Then why don't you ever drive yourself?
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and you don't seem to care if you live or die.
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“Why aren't you proud of yourself?”
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and you can't stop telling her how great she is.
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 09, 2017

As Sheldon stresses about picking a wedding date, Amy tries to convince him he has a more laid-back side. Also, Koothrappali and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker, Ruchi.

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Thanks. So, it's strange,
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Well, I think the wedding planning
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Mostly that.
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mine are just about being married to this little guy.
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I mean, only one them took you out tonight--
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Oh, damn.
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But that was probably in your briefing packet.
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It was May 19, 1996.
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That's the day that Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor Who, died.
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for famous people to die?
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I'm just saying maybe there's a part of you deep down that...
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Fine. Er.
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Me, either. What a small world.
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Hamburgers. Am I right?
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I own my own store. Uh, i-if you'd like
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he should not.
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Yeah, well, you live with her.
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Yeah. Will you e-mail that to me?
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- What are you listening to? - Nothing.
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Don't be silly. My voice is deep and sonorous.
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I bet he has some interesting stories.
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I mean, the prefrontal cortex regulates impulse control.
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of repressing your inner chainsaw.
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Uh, because we all know how this is gonna end.
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And the next time we meet a woman
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Doesn't this girl get a word in all of this?
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that my mind might be keeping an entire personality from me.
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and you're not good with little changes.
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that the sleep-talking is a part of your brain
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In laymen's terms, yeah.
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Okay. Well, assuming you're right,
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The official footwear of the laid-back fellow.
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Well, it's been nice knowing you.
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You know what?
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'Cause you're in the big leagues now, Bucko.
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about the fungus he can't get rid of.
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I'm just looking to make some friends.
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Oh, my God, what happened?!
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Now, normally, I would have walked away,
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...which I'm telling myself was a damp toupee.
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No, this is a long story.
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That is relevant to the next part of my story.
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I'm telling myself a lot of things, Amy.
Aired 2 months ago - Oct 02, 2017

Leonard angers the university – and the entire physics community – after he gives an embarrassing interview. Also, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.

Aired 3 months ago - Sep 25, 2017

In the eleventh season opener, Amy gives Sheldon an answer to his proposal while Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.