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Season 11

Aired 3 months ago - Mar 29, 2018

Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Also, Leonard, Koothrappali and Wolowitz do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools prank.

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That, I'll do that. Mm-hmm.
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This is my job. I really need it to go well.
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He didn't make fun of me or anything.
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We love you, too, Mommy.
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How's that going?
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- Thanks for coming over. - No problem.
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So, what are we watching?
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and Peppa Pig, which is both funny and meaningful.
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Hang on, I-I just want to see if Bob can fix it.
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So you're saying that I'm touching
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Wait, why are you being so weird?
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but it's not Bill Gates at all, no.
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I just need you to tell me the truth.
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I feel like my brain is turning to mush.
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while I tried to go back to sleep.
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It's three pages long and floats in the bath.
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Want to make sure I'm prepared for tomorrow.
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to 100 calorie Dove bars
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Thank you, honey. Proud of you.
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Same as Bill Gates,
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I'm just feeling guilty,
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That's a fun new game,
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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I've looked up to you like-like a hero.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Studies with rats show that new mothers
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Look, even though your brain is different,
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Look at you, two for two.
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Didn't you hear me yell "hold the door"?
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So where have you been?
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"Bill Gates" was at the "hotel" that you "went to."
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It is.
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Thank you, thank you so much!
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and they were like, "What?" and I was like, "You know,"
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I asked if I could bring you, and they said yes.
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And then again tomorrow,
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so the fraction of the mass it loses every year
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Sweet dreams.
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making up songs about our babies' toes.
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Like Bob the Builder in that giraffe cage.
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It's fun for us.
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You snake.
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Aha!
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You think I'm going to fall for it again, don't you?
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Aw.
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Aired 3 months ago - Mar 08, 2018

Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Also, Bernadette and Wolowitz have a hard time deciding who should stay at home with the kids and who should go back to work.

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Yes, it's like that Shakespeare sonnet,
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Albert Einstein was a member there.
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a nearby Chinese restaurant that Einstein used to frequent.
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So, how has it been, being home with two kids?
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I don't know, I was raised by servants, and look at me.
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So you know, pros and cons.
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I think it should be me.
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Yeah, because she's hot, not because she sings my truth.
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Well, it seems kind of perfect,
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are “deeper than they are wide”"
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But he told me he checked on our membership just last week,
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You told me it was incredibly exclusive.
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Well, I'm not sure I know how I feel about this place now.
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That's how you get hemorrhoids.
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Oh, so I have to abandon my children and go back to work,
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Maybe I do.
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a dad can't stay home with his children.
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He's just friends with an invisible trumpet player?
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Aw, somebody got a head start on her vows.
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I'm just gonna call.
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Yeah, this is Amy from earlier.
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to a different location, everything will be fine.
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It's 8:00 a.m. Sleeping.
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Howard, we both know you can't keep up this pace.
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Get a massage.
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Subpar?
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Look, I only have time to deal with one jerk right now
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while serviceable, lacks panache.
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before we went to lunch.
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Wow. That's big.
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Nothing-nothing for me.
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Hope you're not screwing up my research.
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Right, right.
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or so I've been told in writing by the head of Human Resources.
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Because deep down, Barry, you're a really good guy.
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Barry, I've come to ask one more...
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I made a deal with him
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On Mars?
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We have a combined IQ of 360.
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and you wouldn't have woken up.
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that I cannot unsee or unsmell.
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We got to divide and conquer.
Aired 3 months ago - Mar 01, 2018

When Bernadette won't go into labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Also, Wolowitz confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

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so why don't we just stay late and get it done?
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Here, let me help you. Yeah.
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she told me there are tons of poses
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Sorry. I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is.
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Okay, we go down...
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Put that phone away!
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I'm sure this-- okay.
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My mother believes that if you're not prepared mentally,
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I am here to sit with you and keep you company.
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It smells a little like chili, but all the pieces are there.
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I didn't have time to figure out
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It's more important that you spend time with Michael.
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Okay, well, then, Bernadette's son.
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Her dad's a wrinkly bald man.
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about one of the lesser known campaigns of World War II.
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Yes.
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You wish. You are hundreds of hours away from the middle.
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This is as fast as I move! Calm down!
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When?
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I didn't want to say this, but he's dying.
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I don't even know anymore.
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And I carried it, had to stay in bed for four months,
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Maybe we should go.
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Hey! I brought Chinese.
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The game's best with five to ten players.
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Okay.
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is strafing your supply line in Tobruk.
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Sounds a little too uncircumcised.
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Now, Leonard, as the defender,
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Sherman said it.
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We slow-danced once.
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Okay, you ruined it.
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to stop a game with Sheldon Cooper.
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You can't name him Ranatanata.
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Ozymandias is from a poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley.
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Is it time? Do we need to go to the hospital?
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Although that would be festive.
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Yep, it's time.
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It's too late for us. Go, go!
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But I am really excited to meet our son.
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I'm sorry.
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It's a big one.
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I'm sorry I used up so many good names in college.
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Yeah. He's gonna be smart and kind and funny.
Aired 4 months ago - Feb 01, 2018

When Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new Professor Proton show, Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Also, Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.

Aired 5 months ago - Jan 18, 2018

Koothrappali finds himself in the middle of domestic drama when he learns the woman he's dating, Nell, has a very upset husband, Oliver. Also, when Sheldon rents his old room back for a quiet place to work, he drives Leonard crazy by being a model tenant.

Aired 5 months ago - Jan 11, 2018

When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert the geologist replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon. Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

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I don't know what I'd do without you.
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Uh, “Thor and Doctor Jones” or “Let's Get Astrophysical”?
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BERNADETTE (over monitor): Halley's napping! Keep it down!
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(playing quietly)
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♪ Sherlock around the clock ♪
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(whispers): Rock and roll!
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Oh, dang it.
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Now stop bothering me.
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Who did you see at the barbecue festival?
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I bet it was Joe, 'cause he and Tommy had a falling out
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Oh, she thought she had me with “appoggiatura,”
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Put her pajamas on and then go to bed early.
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but I just don't think I have the time.
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I don't want to be the one who breaks up the band.
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I guess he forgot that I play the cello.
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Oh, Amy, you're here... again.
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did this as our science fair projects in ninth grade.
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Girls like you are why I had to come straight home after school.
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I threw Jenny's baby shower.
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Let's do something we can all enjoy.
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What is?
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Call you back.
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Sheldon? Sheldon? Sheldon?
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to see how many parallelograms I could draw
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“Fire-quake”?
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First, my mother kept answering the phone when I called,
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Fine. (clears throat)
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A boulder has a diameter greater than 25.6 centimeters.
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♪ Alone in my temple in the middle of Peru ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm six tons of granite and micaceous schist ♪
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So, I think if we want
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Except now if I eat paste, it's because I want to,
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I was gonna ask if being married felt any different.
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because he kicked you out of your apartment?
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...his butt.
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You know what's blowing my mind?
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What got you excited about dark matter in the first place?
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Well, not the science you spend the rest of your life with,
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something even Einstein couldn't figure out.
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are actually strings embedded in multidimensional space-time.
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now that I'm not in the band, I can focus on my own music.
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There's a lone astronaut floating
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Precisely. And when you express it in 11 dimensions,
Aired 5 months ago - Jan 04, 2018

To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

Aired 6 months ago - Dec 14, 2017

Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.

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Uh, who wants to go see Last Jedi again tonight?
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thinks that's the right thing to do.
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Here you go. Here you go.
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Okay, that's enough.
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but when do you think we'll have an answer on those cake flowers?
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and his dogs and his horses all in matching pajamas,
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They built a hospital in Rwanda.
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Aw, that's what I got her.
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Is that good?
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I assume like the rest of frontier life,
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Hey, Stuart, you're coming to Halley's party, right?
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and a couple kids whose parents are willing to lie and say
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She's one; she's not gonna remember.
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Ain't no party like a Stuart party
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I am just a farmer boy living in a little house on the prairie.
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Oh, you did, you did! It's perfect!
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Just to be clear, it was a big deal.
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If you also have malaria
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I know we only have coitus on my birthday,
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Hey. What are you doing?
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Uh, well, both of our jobs are going great.
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but we did kind of forget about it,
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You know, maybe this is enough.
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No, that was the day we almost went to the mountains.
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Look, I'm sorry about not inviting you
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What?
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Well, that's very insulting.
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left over from Cinnamon's birthday, so...
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Can I get you anything else?
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Should I read you some bawdy 19th century limericks?
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Is it getting hot in here?
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Yeah. Uh, mine, too.
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Hey, hey, save that sexy talk for the bedroom.
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I'll be out in a minute.
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One of them goes to my dry cleaner.
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No. You?
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Well...
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Want to do it again?
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We're really calling that brown thing alive? Okay.
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Okay, this is silly.
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Should we think about what's next?
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If there's things we want to do, let's start doing them.
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Great, let's do it.
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Okay. Thanks for letting me know.
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Great! Our friends should be here any second!
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You afraid it's gonna go good?
Aired 6 months ago - Dec 07, 2017

Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Also, Koothrappali “breaks up” with Wolowitz after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.

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And I really want this,
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I would tell you, but apparently it takes 45 minutes.
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called Brooklyn.
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I, too, was in a relationship
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hologram projected out of R2-D2.
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(rhythmic clicking)
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I know. Not a day goes by that I don't marvel
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Oh, my God!
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to get more confidence is like talking to a lion
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I mean, if Raj doesn't want to be made fun of, then I...
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Well, that's because you're...
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Do you think that might be jarring,
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the trouble for the future,
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Great. Then the ushers will be... my cousins
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Ha-ha.
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to that husky Spider-Man
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And guess what he'll be scattering instead of petals!
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No. That. That right there. That's the reason.
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Why not? 15 years of constant ridicule. I-I think
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I'm gonna need some ground rules. I mean,
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a cake made with salt instead of sugar...
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Neither of them will be the actual cake.
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Hello.
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(sighs) Well, what's it gonna take?
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One of us should go sit with Raj so he's not alone.
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I've decided on our centerpieces.
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But that seems to be the one thing we can agree on.
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Right.
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So let's pick a day and just go do it.
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will be a legal requirement.
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What happened? What's wrong?
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Hello, friends! PENNY AND LEONARD: Hey.
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Then you never saw any other people?
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got busted at a sketchy massage parlor.
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No, actually. I don't need his negative energy
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I had a falling out with Raj.
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That's right. I grew up in a loving, supportive household.
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My feelings, like my extremities,
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I know. I'm getting married.
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Are you sad we're not having a big party?
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Can you believe it?
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Right here?
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I never thought I'd want to marry anyone.
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(chuckles) Sheldon.
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But when you make a discovery like this,
Aired 7 months ago - Nov 30, 2017

Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable Bitcoin investment. Also, a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny’s relationship.

Aired 7 months ago - Nov 16, 2017

Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. While Bernadette is on bed rest, she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.

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Sad face, sad face.
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They did, but then they hired me back.
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Hey. Hi.
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I really appreciate the thought,
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Oh, come on, he means well.
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No, she's trying to steal my projects while I'm at home
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I love you, too, but I could fling this card in your eye
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I don't know. Target practice?
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(line ringing)
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Huh. So he can keep his mouth shut.
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But our team developed that technology.
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Then why didn't either of you ask to be team leader?
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I am taking charge right now and telling you
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(gasps) Oh, Bernie, I'd be thrilled.
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my projects at work while I'm on bed rest.
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I know I sound paranoid, but I'm feeling really vulnerable.
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It's really for the benefit of everyone at the company.
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(chuckles) Still funny.
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Amy's just about to realize she wants to watch a Hulk marathon.
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I presented it to them, and they were interested.
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but the truth is you're exactly like Edison.
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Yeah.
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That's a classic Edison move.
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I don't think what they called you is the point here.
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Then no.
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because of what kind of scientist they said you're like.
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It's always been my fatal flaw.
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I am not fist bumping you after we have sex.
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So, um... how was, how was your day?
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were entwined like erotic taffy...
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I made small talk for 20 minutes and had sex again.
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Can't or must?
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It would be way more efficient.
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All right, you're right, you're right, we don't need him.
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I want you to know, I did what you asked.
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Is she parking in your space? Yes.
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What? Oh, please. Wh-What about that guy Eric,
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before you attack Ruchi, maybe you should
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It is thick.
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You see, instead of using liquid helium...
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Fine. Good luck to you.
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Aired 7 months ago - Nov 09, 2017

Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, despite Sheldon’s embarrassment. Also, Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on how to navigate his relationship with Ruchi.

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(sportscast playing over TV)
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He makes Hardik Pandya look like Bhuvneshwar Kumar.
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I-I hope this isn't awkward.
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Oh, that clears that up.
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Yeah, India, right? Everywhere you go,
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You know, I was the best leg spinner in my high school?
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What's this one here?
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Guess I kind of pooped the bed on that one.
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What do you mean, where am I?
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Where are you?
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(panting)
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What can I do for you?
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I'm working with Bert, but I don't want anyone to find out.
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my high school counselor said “weren't for me.”
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All right, well, then don't work with Bert.
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Well, because it's also about my reputation.
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referring to how sexually promiscuous you were.
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Good morning!
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BERNADETTE: Howard!
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but we just bumped into each other last night and hit it off.
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Hey, I can be casual.
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I can handle casual.
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Don't call, don't text, don't e-mail.
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and any time you start planning your wedding
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Hey, how's Bernadette handling bed rest?
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Congratulations. I know that's what you were hoping for.
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doesn't want you touching his jacket.
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Oh, no, no, no, not you.
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Sorry about that.
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I have some experience with serious relationships
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Well, I spent the morning reviewing side effects
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And then I had to catalog it
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Sounds wonderful.
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Did some mean boys throw it at you?
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but I was worried other people would think less of me?
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You know what? I'm not even gonna say it.
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because I was worried about my reputation.
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when I meet your mother, why'd I bother to learn them?
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Which is surprising, considering your momma is so dumb, she...
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I was supposed to go back to India and get married,
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I want to say teenage girls, but that sounds mean.
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where that happened to Kate Hudson alone.
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is actually a series of biochemical reactions
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that give rise to romantic feelings.
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It's what makes people write songs and poems,
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and I dare science to explain that.
Aired 7 months ago - Nov 02, 2017

Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Also, Penny steps in to take care of Halley when Bernadette and Wolowitz both wind up on bed rest.

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This isn't a big deal. Stop whining.
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See, uh, I've got interested. Hmm.
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And...
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boys and girls, we're going to have fun with science.
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or instead of becoming a scientist,
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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So you see, boys and girls,
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you stop being friends with that kid, 'cause he's going nowhere.
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That's “bye” in ASCII binary,
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but if you found it confusing or dangerous or--
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It-it looked like you were having so much fun.
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I liked that about it, but...
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I-I just think it would be... better
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You know, I hadn't really thought
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Hey, you can always reshoot it.
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I need an acting coach. Oh.
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App store.
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I'll take Halley with me.
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They cast the new Professor Proton.
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Hi.
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so she put me on bed rest just to be safe.
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and they cast Wil Wheaton as Professor Proton.
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My-my last two seasons, I was on Sunday morning
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and Wil Wheaton will rue the day he ever met me.
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thawing out some frozen peas in my pants-- living the dream.
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Well, you're... I can get the baby.
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Do you guys not trust me to take care of your baby?
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hey, hey, I can watch your stupid baby, okay?
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I raised all our baby pigs
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since we started this conversation.
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You know that's us, right?
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um, a Cockney chimney sweep,
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L-Let's shake things up and try to kill one.
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That's even worse.
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you and me getting to spend a couple days in bed together.
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Yeah, it is really quiet.
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I hope you're joking.
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This is Sheldon, by the way.
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You can't be Professor Proton. You're not a scientist.
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But New York? Blech.
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will grow up and they will be able to say
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There's only one Professor Proton,
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Honestly, it doesn't feel very different.
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How irresponsible do you all think I am?
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I'm getting a little hungry.
Aired 8 months ago - Oct 23, 2017

Sheldon and Koothrappali confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Wolowitz working together. Also, Penny and Leonard learn new tactics for how to deal with Sheldon from an unlikely source.

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Yeah, well, good news,
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It's called “what siren am I?”
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I know.
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that can be used to control anything
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(imitates melodic siren wailing)
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All right, you ready for your next one?
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So...
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Of course not.
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but the tea kettle was on a train,
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that got me kicked out of Hebrew school.
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I was hoping you two would enjoy working together.
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...without hurting... 's feelings.
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She's going to be home at “eight-ish.” Like, when is that?
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you're more than welcome.
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And has she been home?
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Ah, maybe it's not that big a deal.
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(door closes)
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What do we do when he turns six?
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I thought his work wife was standing in my kitchen.
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And I can fit into the pants I wore in high school.
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Well, I think I know why he's been working so late.
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You need to sit down and let me pamper you.
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The notes from our quantum cognition project.
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to stay up and collaborate all night with me.
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If it's not for this, I don't know what it's for.
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Well, sometimes, but... problem for another day.
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“I can drive you in two hours or you can take an Uber”"
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Hey. You're complaining, too.
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Well, maybe you could do something he likes
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you could change the batteries in the smoke detectors.
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I'm just interested in you.
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You think that's impressive, take apart that brain model.
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'cause you just read my mind.
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♪ Each and every day of the year ♪
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but their dance lets other bees know where the pollen is,
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Well, I-I'd love to,
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into their marriage, and yours was not.
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Just like his dress shirts.
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Guys, you won't believe this.
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Bernadette.
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and I really do love cleaning an oven. Move.
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“Knowing when to say when.”
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everyone gets angry.
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You sound frustrated, and I'm really proud of the way
Aired 8 months ago - Oct 16, 2017

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Also, when Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, it rubs Leonard the wrong way.

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Um, personally?
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roasted pork and sideways missionary.
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Burnt down my garage with it.
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Could never bring myself to open it without him. (chuckles)
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Like, a little one, like a starter Mercedes.
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...as angry as I was with him leaving,
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And also, polyester gym shorts don't burn.
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Guess we won't need them anymore.
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Uh, okay.
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If you die, who's going to drive me home?
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Could you pull over at the next peanut store?
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Now that I think about it, maybe it is more of a superstition.
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Actually, I was hoping to speak with you.
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Really?
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so the only boy that I can dish about is my father.
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Well, you know, if we're gonna be
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Ooh, “dour.”
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But this is a Saturn V,
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ten, nine, eight,
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Looks pretty cool in slow motion.
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What do you know about raising a girl?
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(phone chimes)
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Oh, wait, it was just your mom.
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Okay, just be careful.
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I've been telling her about my job,
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Do you not want me to be friends with your mom?
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but as an explosion, it was glorious.
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You quit your whining before I give you
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Are you gonna be this mopey all the way home?
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So, you know, I understand why
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Maybe he'll be rough and tumble,
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But I'm also sensitive and regret saying that.
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like they're best friends, and it's kind of freaking me out.
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And Penny has that, and (clicks tongue) it's me.
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with my mother; it's like she doesn't even care.
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She's used to me being there all the time,
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Okay, well, thanks.
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What about people distracted by irritating passengers?
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You can't drive.
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Then why don't you ever drive yourself?
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and you don't seem to care if you live or die.
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“Why aren't you proud of yourself?”
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and you can't stop telling her how great she is.
Aired 8 months ago - Oct 09, 2017

As Sheldon stresses about picking a wedding date, Amy tries to convince him he has a more laid-back side. Also, Koothrappali and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker, Ruchi.

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Thanks. So, it's strange,
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Well, I think the wedding planning
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Mostly that.
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mine are just about being married to this little guy.
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I mean, only one them took you out tonight--
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Oh, damn.
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But that was probably in your briefing packet.
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It was May 19, 1996.
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That's the day that Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor Who, died.
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for famous people to die?
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I'm just saying maybe there's a part of you deep down that...
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Fine. Er.
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Me, either. What a small world.
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Hamburgers. Am I right?
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I own my own store. Uh, i-if you'd like
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he should not.
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Yeah, well, you live with her.
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Yeah. Will you e-mail that to me?
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- What are you listening to? - Nothing.
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Don't be silly. My voice is deep and sonorous.
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I bet he has some interesting stories.
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I mean, the prefrontal cortex regulates impulse control.
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of repressing your inner chainsaw.
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Uh, because we all know how this is gonna end.
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And the next time we meet a woman
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Doesn't this girl get a word in all of this?
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that my mind might be keeping an entire personality from me.
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and you're not good with little changes.
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that the sleep-talking is a part of your brain
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In laymen's terms, yeah.
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Okay. Well, assuming you're right,
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The official footwear of the laid-back fellow.
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Well, it's been nice knowing you.
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You know what?
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'Cause you're in the big leagues now, Bucko.
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about the fungus he can't get rid of.
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I'm just looking to make some friends.
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Oh, my God, what happened?!
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Now, normally, I would have walked away,
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...which I'm telling myself was a damp toupee.
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No, this is a long story.
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That is relevant to the next part of my story.
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I'm telling myself a lot of things, Amy.
Aired 8 months ago - Oct 02, 2017

Leonard angers the university – and the entire physics community – after he gives an embarrassing interview. Also, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.

Aired 9 months ago - Sep 25, 2017

In the eleventh season opener, Amy gives Sheldon an answer to his proposal while Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.