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Season 11

Aired 5 days ago - Oct 16, 2017

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Also, when Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, it rubs Leonard the wrong way.

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Um, personally?
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roasted pork and sideways missionary.
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Burnt down my garage with it.
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Could never bring myself to open it without him. (chuckles)
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Like, a little one, like a starter Mercedes.
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...as angry as I was with him leaving,
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And also, polyester gym shorts don't burn.
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Guess we won't need them anymore.
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Uh, okay.
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If you die, who's going to drive me home?
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Could you pull over at the next peanut store?
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Now that I think about it, maybe it is more of a superstition.
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Actually, I was hoping to speak with you.
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Really?
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so the only boy that I can dish about is my father.
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Well, you know, if we're gonna be
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Ooh, “dour.”
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But this is a Saturn V,
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ten, nine, eight,
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Looks pretty cool in slow motion.
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What do you know about raising a girl?
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(phone chimes)
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Oh, wait, it was just your mom.
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Okay, just be careful.
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I've been telling her about my job,
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Do you not want me to be friends with your mom?
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but as an explosion, it was glorious.
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You quit your whining before I give you
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Are you gonna be this mopey all the way home?
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So, you know, I understand why
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Maybe he'll be rough and tumble,
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But I'm also sensitive and regret saying that.
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like they're best friends, and it's kind of freaking me out.
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And Penny has that, and (clicks tongue) it's me.
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with my mother; it's like she doesn't even care.
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She's used to me being there all the time,
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Okay, well, thanks.
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What about people distracted by irritating passengers?
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You can't drive.
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Then why don't you ever drive yourself?
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and you don't seem to care if you live or die.
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“Why aren't you proud of yourself?”
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and you can't stop telling her how great she is.
Aired 12 days ago - Oct 09, 2017

As Sheldon stresses about picking a wedding date, Amy tries to convince him he has a more laid-back side. Also, Koothrappali and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker, Ruchi.

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Thanks. So, it's strange,
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Well, I think the wedding planning
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Mostly that.
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mine are just about being married to this little guy.
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I mean, only one them took you out tonight--
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Oh, damn.
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But that was probably in your briefing packet.
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It was May 19, 1996.
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That's the day that Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor Who, died.
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for famous people to die?
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I'm just saying maybe there's a part of you deep down that...
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Fine. Er.
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Me, either. What a small world.
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Hamburgers. Am I right?
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I own my own store. Uh, i-if you'd like
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he should not.
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Yeah, well, you live with her.
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Yeah. Will you e-mail that to me?
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- What are you listening to? - Nothing.
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Don't be silly. My voice is deep and sonorous.
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I bet he has some interesting stories.
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I mean, the prefrontal cortex regulates impulse control.
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of repressing your inner chainsaw.
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Uh, because we all know how this is gonna end.
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And the next time we meet a woman
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Doesn't this girl get a word in all of this?
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that my mind might be keeping an entire personality from me.
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and you're not good with little changes.
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that the sleep-talking is a part of your brain
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In laymen's terms, yeah.
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Okay. Well, assuming you're right,
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The official footwear of the laid-back fellow.
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Well, it's been nice knowing you.
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You know what?
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'Cause you're in the big leagues now, Bucko.
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about the fungus he can't get rid of.
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I'm just looking to make some friends.
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Oh, my God, what happened?!
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Now, normally, I would have walked away,
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...which I'm telling myself was a damp toupee.
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No, this is a long story.
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That is relevant to the next part of my story.
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I'm telling myself a lot of things, Amy.
Aired 19 days ago - Oct 02, 2017

Leonard angers the university – and the entire physics community – after he gives an embarrassing interview. Also, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.

Aired a month ago - Sep 25, 2017

In the eleventh season opener, Amy gives Sheldon an answer to his proposal while Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.