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Season 5

Aired 5 years ago - May 10, 2012

The fifth season ends with Howard and Bernadette deciding to get married before his NASA mission, causing the gang to scurry into overdrive in an effort to stage the wedding. NASA astronaut Mike Massimino has a cameo as himself.

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How you doing over there?
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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Go with gay story, people are more accepting of that.
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A little star.
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Oh... my God.
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snacks for your trip! Do you want me to
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What?
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They invented blintzes! I'll be fine!
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Okay. Let's get married.
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So anyway, we decided to go down to City Hall this afternoon
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while a string quartet plays "The Way You Look Tonight."
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That's what you said about The Green Lantern movie.
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Beautiful story: they're in rival drug gangs,
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you recently proposed to her?
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Did you get down on one knee or where you already there?
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Today is not about you two.
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But is there any way you could squeeze us in?
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I can't believe we're not going to get married.
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"Get a dog, don't get a dog, I'm not walking it,
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Froot Loops would be more comfortable
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Thanks.
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There's got to be some place special we could do it.
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Yes, you made that brutally clear to me.
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I would have been a party planner.
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Oh, my gosh. I can't believe my maid of honor dress
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through any body part you want.
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Don't lose your Froot Loops, Froot Loops.
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I got you a little groomsman present.
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While a thoughtful gift, this comic book in this condition
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because someday you might ask me to help you move...
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Wait...
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You can't come in. Bad luck to see the bride.
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Come on, Raj, we're ready to start.
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I don't want to fall off the roof!
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Not now, Dad.
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They all got ordained, they're all marrying us,
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It fills my... heart...
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Hmm.
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Oh, grow up. Hey, I didn't say it.
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if this marriage craps out.
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And that's the strongest kind of love
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You just got burned.
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Aired 5 years ago - May 03, 2012

When NASA moves up Howard's mission, he must face his fears and Bernadette's dad, thus putting the wedding plans in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Leonard says something surprising to Penny in the bedroom.

Aired 5 years ago - Apr 26, 2012

After the guys throw Howard a bachelor party, Bernadette reconsiders marrying him after learning about his sexual history.

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Look at that. ln 30 seconds, we went from hiring women to being them.
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Yeah. Just going to a restaurant, get some steaks, Scotch. Nothing to worry about.
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Hey, l'm a young man in his sexual prime.
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There was a really strong undertow. We could've died.
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-And gas money to get home. -Yeah, sure.
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ALL [SlNGlNG]: For he's a jolly good fellow
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Ugh, then what the frig did l get $200 in singles out for?
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...and her friend who's about to get married.
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...and medicine for diarrhea and constipation.
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Amy, please.
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Not "who's gonna sit on who?"
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Howard already took care of it.
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[ALL LAUGHlNG AND BELL RlNGlNG]
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Howard, l always thought you'd be the last one of us to ever get married...
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Howard, you are a good friend and l wish you nothing but happiness.
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Leaving his crazy bachelor days behind. He was a wild one.
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Okay, l'll go.
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...look at you, you have everything.
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-Uh, who's next? -l'll go.
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...but at least pasties and G-strings, that's not unreasonable.
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Ooh, this grasshopper is kicking my ass-hopper. Ha-ha-ha.
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l think back...
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...and that she wanted his little kosher pickle.
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Don't remember. Please sit down.
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There was about 200 pounds of Sailor Moon between us.
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Thank you for picking us up.
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[lN NORMAL VOlCE] Yeah, it was great.
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...and then went online and saw this.
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You ain't going anywhere, Threeway.
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Anything under 1 0 miles an hour and l can combat-roll into the street.
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-Thank you. -Zip it, pervert!
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...or group sex with the girl dressed as the children's cartoon.
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lf that's what you like, l'll take you to the comic book store. The place is full of them.
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lt's not your fault, it's mine. l did all that stuff, not you.
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There was a single cube of chicken bouillon in the cupboard when l moved in.
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l don't know much about women.
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l just threw up the bachelor party.
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Hey, you introduced her to the sleazebag. l'm just trying to clean up your mess.
Aired 5 years ago - Apr 05, 2012

When Wolowitz gets to work with Stephen Hawking, Sheldon is willing to do anything to meet his hero.

Aired 5 years ago - Mar 29, 2012

Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon “Star Trek” collectibles as a thank-you, leading Sheldon to be haunted by Mr. Spock. Meanwhile, Raj decides he has met the “Future Mrs. Koothrappali” after his parents set him up on a date.

Aired 5 years ago - Mar 08, 2012

Sheldon must choose between joining Amy at her aunt's birthday party or playing videogames all weekend with the guys.

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Yes. I'm attending a party this weekend, for a 93-year-old woman.
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Do you supply the the tennis balls? No.
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without the rest of the costume.
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if I wasn't in shock that Sheldon has girl problems.
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Well, I took out the bad words and the yeehaw,
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Women like a firm hand on the tiller.
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not some hotsy-totsy from Glendale.
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I'm smart as a whip. I should be able to figure this out.
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then you'd think that I was taking things too seriously.
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maybe that you'd be a little upset,
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Do you mind if I spend the weekend
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Oh, my, is it getting hot in here?
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Choo got a problem with that, papi?
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I just stopped by to bring you this gift.
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so let me up the ante.
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Oh, this is fun one!
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Oh, come on. It's just a simple favor.
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All right, then, I have no choice
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Not only do you get to meet my relatives,
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have this experience and enjoy it.
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and you're going to be sitting there playing a game?
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than honoring your commitment to me,
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I wouldn't mind a piece of birthday cake,
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I've got everything we'll need for the big game:
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Hey, I plan on leveling up in the game,
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and Grand Theft Auto, we pay the prostitutes promptly,
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Hey, guys, I got a surprise.
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This is supposed to be our weekend!
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and she's parking the car right now.
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I was wrong; it's still funny.
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The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back.
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I just wanted to show Sheldon off to my family.
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He's handsome, he's lanky,
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sometimes when you're in a relationship with someone
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Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
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Pew!
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Ooh, look at this pretty purple robe I just got.
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Okay, we are gonna take turns bouncing a quarter
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So, now I will drink this entire cup of beer, and you
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throwing coins into wishing wells hoping for friends.
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- Wars. - What?
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Usually the first move out of the gate
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and not speaking to each other is six-and-a half hours.
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I have ever experienced.
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I'm gonna publicly shame you,
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Armen... damn it.
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No, Sheldon hurt you.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 23, 2012

Sheldon becomes agitated when his regular barber is out sick. Astronaut training causes Howard to reconsider wanting to go into space. Penny beats Leonard in chess, the first time she plays.

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 16, 2012

Penny is horrified when Amy gives her a gift: a huge, quite horrible painting of the two of them. With no good way to avoid displaying it, she only hangs it up when Amy is over. When Amy catches her taking the painting down, she's embarrassed and angry until Penny lies and says the gift made Bernadette jealous. When the deranged Professor Rothman is forced to retire, both Sheldon and Kripke vie for his office. President Siebert refuses to resolve the dispute, so Leonard arranges a one-on-one basketball game to decide (since they're both equally bad at sports). Neither one can even make a single basket, so they end up deciding by seeing who can bounce the ball the highest. Sheldon wins; unfortunately, the office is not what he'd hoped for: the thermostat is located in the office of a professor going through the hot flashes of menopause (thus Sheldon is too cold), the mockingbird outside his window is off-key with the annoying windchimes, the perpetually naked Professor Rothman refuses to vacate, and the Geology Department upstairs makes too much noise. Finally, Sheldon gets his head stuck in the wall in an existing hole, after which Leonard takes his picture before he goes for help. MORE -LESS

Aired 5 years ago - Feb 09, 2012

When Sheldon is forced to take his vacation, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.

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♪ Tonight's the night, uh, uh ♪
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What are you doing hiding back there?
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People are going to recognize you.
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Fine.
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Turn it over.
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You mean my special day?
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Parental pressure can be daunting.
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That's how I told my high school boyfriend
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In fact, the term "wed" referred to the money and livestock
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Sheldon, there are a million great vacations you could take.
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How about Florida?
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A seagull stole a hot dog from me on the beach.
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Really? What was I doing to your neck last night
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Sheldon, everybody takes vacations.
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Now you do, too.
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Hey.
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cheating on me with Ryan Gosling...
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but then I have a glass of wine and it passes.
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This vacation is off to a wonderful start.
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It's gonna be romantic.
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Okay, what do we start with?
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of a sponge and wash those beakers.
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Wha...? Excuse me, you have
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I bought a Tamagotchi in 1998.
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- Where's Howard? - No "Hi, Raj"?
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So I hung out there for, like, a month,
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I yell at the TV when the Bachelor's handing out roses.
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I don't care.
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I... don't know.
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It's completely reasonable.
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right near the guy who played Mr. Roper on Three's Company.
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and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan.
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That was way too bubbly.
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367...
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Aw, nuts!
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Yes, that's what I think.
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Sheldon, I've given you the simplest things to do,
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Okay, smart guy.
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Locus coeruleus.
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for a genius like you.
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Oh... are we nervous, Dr. Cooper?
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Social convention dictates
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we'll be here all day-- let's just move on.
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Don't let me have too many of those.
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Oh, better than good.
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it is not gonna happen; we had a meeting.
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(light tapping) SHELDON: Amy? Amy?
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 02, 2012

Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Wolowitz tries to pick his astronaut nickname.

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little packets of methamphetamine.
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"not only will he probably die in a fiery inferno,
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You have to take me to the dentist at 4:00.
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They put you under for a cleaning?
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See? It's right here after "providing a confirmation sniff
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than drive you all the way to the "good" model train store
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Are you saying that you want to invoke Clause 209?
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as we pass in the hall.
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boon or otherwise.
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Next week I fly to Houston for orientation
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Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."
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but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.
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and tomorrow's the day we switch them to O'Doul's.
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Well, if Amy's too busy, that gives the rest of you
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Um, all right, uh, dermatologist.
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and I have a hankering for Swedish meatballs.
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Can I help you find something today?
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So, uh... how are you?
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How's your mother? Is she alive?
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What do you say you take me over there, buddy boy?
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Also-- and I can't stress this enough--
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I don't get to pick my nickname.
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No, they ended up calling me Sock Mouth.
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That's actually not a terrible plan.
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Mostly they cater to dogs, but...
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from full participation in the Roommate Agreement?
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if I can also get my hair shampooed and my nails clipped.
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Because last month,
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Oh, that was wildly carcinogenic.
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It's just a blackout; I'm sure the power will be back on soon.
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Water and Power recommends
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Not only do I have a deep-cycle marine battery power source
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if you're willing to reinstate the Roommate Agreement.
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To wine and bubble wrap.
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Boy, was she wrong.
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I can go so slow it'll be like there's a snail in your mouth.
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Social niceties have been suspended, Leonard.
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in case you smelled caramelizing marshmallows
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In that case, I will have a s'more by myself.
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Sometimes crazy looks like sad
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Oh, drat.
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I don't see why we can't be friends.
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You say "thank you."
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once a year, we set aside a day to celebrate
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 26, 2012

Leonard and Penny deal with the idea of starting a relationship again and Raj finally finds a "woman" he can talk to without being drunk, in the form of Siri on his new phone. Meanwhile, Sheldon decides to start a YouTube series entitled "Sheldon Cooper presents Fun with Flags" with the help of Amy.

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Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great.
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in high school, Karen Berberick?
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for computer software?
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and we report it so it can be fixed.
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That's our first bug.
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a fact that wasn't discovered until they competed
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Really?
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do you know what country has not one but two cows on its flag?
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(chimes) I don't have a marital status,
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I will see you gentlemen later.
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For someone who has a machine
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Uh, we're not counting this as a date,
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than hanging out at home, watching TV.
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Well, thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Well, that's quite a list you got there.
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There's a key down here at the bottom.
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Look at that.
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"World too much a better place
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(chimes) So, Siri, what's happening?
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(chimes) Thank you, it's nice to be appreciated.
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How about a Web search for "Why don't women like me?"
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All the women who rock me.
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Okay?
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(chimes) I found ten restaurants whose reviews mention gelato.
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You've taken a great evolutionary leap
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You're afraid the world isn't ready for your taboo love.
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Heads up.
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(chimes) All right, I'll remind you.
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I don't understand "wecommend a westauwant."
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See? Total cwap.
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we'd have more fun things to talk about if I read more.
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All right.
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We wouldn't want you to feel like you were
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Good timing.
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Her spontaneity is contagious.
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Can I pour you some wine?
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Now, what should we put Siri in for dinner?
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(chimes) Siri, play some smooth jazz.
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at Glendale Galleria.
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Okay, you're kind of really great.
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All right, let's shoot stuff.
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 19, 2012

Leonard, who broke up with Priya, asks Penny out to a spur-of the-moment romantic dinner for two, and the duo contemplates on their relationship.

Aired 5 years ago - Jan 12, 2012

Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy when he isn't impressed by her recent accomplishment, and Howard must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.

Aired 5 years ago - Dec 08, 2011

Leonard must face his fears after being contacted by his high school tormentor.

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I don't know what you do.
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Look at Dr. Saul Perlmutter up there,
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I'm gonna go see him and finally say
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Yeah, check for your watch, Gustaf.
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Oh, they all went with Leonard to confront his childhood bully.
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it'll just pour out of his nose.
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Worst part was, it was too big.
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so the school nurse had to use peanut butter to get it out?
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No, it was funny. Everyone laughed.
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What? I was not a bully.
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Is that him over there?
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You wore underwear? You fool.
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What's that one?
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Yeah. You, too. Uh, Jimmy, this is
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Okay? Come on, I read online
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Oh, good Lord, are we going to stand here
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Lockers, trash cans.
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Jimmy, I'm kind of curious why you wanted to see me.
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- Right. - Okay.
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How the hell should I know? That's why I need a nerd.
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a firm grasp on sarcasm, but even I know that was a doozy.
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and his congenital lack of masculinity.
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A little bit?
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This is a list of your heinous acts against Leonard.
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You called me Nancy for three years.
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It wasn't fun for me.
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Hey, for the record, Jimmy wasn't the reason I wet the bed.
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Uh-huh.
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I think your mistake is doing it over the phone.
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Perhaps you could assuage your guilt through altruism.
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You'll feel better by doing something nice for someone.
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There's Habitat for Humanity-- building houses for the poor.
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and I go shopping to buy more stuff and I have no place to put it.
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Seven little marshmallows, no more no less?
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Hey.
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- "Laxative." - Oh, right.
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Uh...
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You know, it makes you pay attention.
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with the other drunks.
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You'd think a winner could make a decent cup of cocoa.
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finally apologizes.
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we open our home to Jimmy and once he's asleep we kill him.
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Except for the virgin part.
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You know, giving really is better than receiving.
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Yes, to a poor waitress who loves a boot cut.
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He needed a place to sleep it off.
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Oh, there it is, tacos.
Aired 5 years ago - Nov 17, 2011

Sheldon considers taking his relationship with Amy to the next level when Stuart from the comic book store asks her out on a date.

Aired 5 years ago - Nov 10, 2011

Leonard and Penny try hanging out as friends on a 'non-date', but end up purposely ruining each others chances with perspective dates. Meanwhile, Sheldon enlists the help of Bernadette and Amy to overcome his fear of birds.

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You're right. I'm fine. I'm wearing this.
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I'd like to report a dangerous wild animal.
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that you're frightened of.
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There's also an amazing documentary
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Actually, you know what?
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Come on, that is a great movie, and it starts in ten minutes.
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without getting both bored and aroused.
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It's 2:00 a.m., of course I want to go to Korea Town and sing karaoke with your friends.
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See? Now, that's the great thing.
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All right, fine.
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If we don't start soon,
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and that's what's important.
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Hummingbirds are pretty.
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Age 12, a magpie tries to steal the retainer out of my mouth.
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It's not a death ray.
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No, I was thinking how come they get to leave and I can't.
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And why did
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I'm so glad you suggested we do this.
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The Movie."
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So have you written anything I might have seen?
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I'm a grown man from Texas.
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One...
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So it is an amazing documentary.
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Oh, yeah. Sure. Just one sec?
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I'm serious. I'll do it.
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Biology is the study of living things.
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a varmints and critters class.
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flush him down the toilet.
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I'm not going to be another statistic.
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Oh, just pet the bird, you big baby!
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No, it's fine. You can ditch away. Oh, no, no.
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Don't worry about it. You know, there's some guys over there.
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Not just for Halloween.
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that half the dirty movies you own are animated.
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Did you tell her about your lucky asthma inhaler?
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I just realized I haven't offered you a beverage.
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My phone's on the desk over there.
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This isn't a moment for strict adherence to the literal.
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Yes. It should have a big picture of him,
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If you're keeping him, I've got a cage you can borrow.
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No. Lovey-Dovey sleeps in his very own nest,
Aired 5 years ago - Nov 03, 2011

Amy becomes heartbroken when she discovers that Penny and Bernadette went wedding dress shopping without her.

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 27, 2011

A cute comic book artist puts Leonard and Priya’s relationship to the test, while Sheldon tries to scare the guys for Halloween.

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 20, 2011

Sheldon's mother, Mary Cooper, comes to visit, but Sheldon is annoyed that she also spends time with the rest of the gang, instead of catering to his every demand.

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but it's just cut up fish sticks and a side of Uncle Ben's.
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Yeah, yeah, that, too.
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Do you have any idea what's going on with those two?
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How are you doing on the young lady front?
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make your mother fry it.
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So, Mrs. Cooper, what did you think of the sushi?
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converting it into a missile silo.
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Hey, look who decided to show up.
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Well, it's so nice to see you, too.
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Oh, that would be mighty white of you.
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Oh, yes, born alone, die alone.
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Offer them a hot beverage.
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I know you feel like you can't find someone,
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Harlem Globetrotters come to town.
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and somehow I feel better.
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Sure. One thing you really miss when you're on
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- Hi! - Oh, hello, darlin'.
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So, how've you been?
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That top has paid for itself in free drinks like ten
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without buying a ticket?
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And don't beat yourself up.
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to the International Space Station.
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She says if I don't back out
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at the Q and A afterward,
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to see the Hollywood sign,
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I say you people need to stop ruining my mom's visit
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The next week we're not getting enough of it.
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you could stick your fingers in your ears
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while you were growing up.
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I am going to Hollywood and thank a wax Ronald Reagan
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if they have an exhibit about a mother who threw away a chance
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of the expansion of the early universe on the nursery wall
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or, to use the clinical term, bitchiness--
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Just monkeys, monkeys, monkeys.
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that by not overthinking,
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You know, for your rosary rattlers.
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Hey, they have wine here, don't they?
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Let's put a little church in this church.
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not to coldcock him with my Bible.
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Okay. I don't know...
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He says he's having trouble dropping those last five pounds.
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You, the common man,
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A regular pea,
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Aired 5 years ago - Oct 13, 2011

Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a party at Wil Wheaton's house, and Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity.

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 06, 2011

Penny plays Matchmaker for Raj, which results in him finding a girl he is comfortable talking to.

Aired 5 years ago - Sep 29, 2011

Leonard and Amy get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz.

Aired 5 years ago - Sep 22, 2011

A fight between Sheldon and Penny leaves Amy caught in the middle, while Leonard tries to spice up his long-distance relationship with Priya.

Aired 5 years ago - Sep 22, 2011

Penny is worried with how damaged her friendship with the guys will be in the aftermath of her sleeping with Raj while Sheldon becomes the leader of the paintball team.