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Season 8

Aired 2 years ago - May 07, 2015

Sheldon pushes Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding and deals with dramatic changes in his own relationship with Amy.

Aired 2 years ago - Apr 30, 2015

Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard’s mothers finally meet. Meanwhile, Howard finally decides to “man up” and do his fair share of the housework – but not without a little help from his friends.

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Are you having satisfactory intercourse?
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I change my answer.
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See, this right here, what you're doing,
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Leonard, I'm an adult.
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Oh, Dr. Hofstadter, it's so good to see you again.
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to make sure her child's self-esteem is not dependent
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Very pleasant. And yours?
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And rule number one is pants.
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He recently argued a case before the Supreme Court.
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to support our hypothesis?
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Everyone loves stories about Sheldon Cooper, boy genius.
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he was always concerned with the well-being of others.
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Oh, well!
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No.
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Oh, he was a handful.
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out of our vacuum cleaner.
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Now it's all zombies.
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I got the car washed, picked up cleaning supplies
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You guys are cleaning the kitchen, top to bottom.
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one of the hairiest moments of my life.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, yeah, let me show you the ring.
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Can I speak to you alone for a second?
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I think.
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that steals the milk from two mothers!
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A-As a bit of an elephant seal buff,
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That is the term I'm looking for.
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We'll set a date when the time is right.
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Sheldon sent me the books you wrote--
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Stay out of this.
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It's fascinating.
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and I was praying to the Lord
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Why don't we all stops hitting ourselves
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Bernadette's not wrong.
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I twisted my ankle chasing the ice cream truck.
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Starting with my husbandly duty of taking out the trash.
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how her unconditional love for you
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But look how well you turned out.
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Do you suppose you would've flourished more
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Not once did my mother ever give me any love or affection
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Yeah, and you certainly don't have to earn my love.
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to apologize for the way I spoke to her.
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I just kind of split the difference.
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but... I think I got it.
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 23, 2015

Wolowitz questions his engineering abilities when he and Sheldon can’t get a toy drone to fly. Meanwhile, a cancelled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address at his former high school, and Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.

Aired 2 years ago - Apr 16, 2015

When Raj is asked to create a message in case a NASA mission discovers alien life, the guys fight over what he should do. Also, Penny is torn between auditioning for a movie or keeping her successful pharmaceutical sales job.

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Yeah. That's better than what I did say, which was,
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They get pushed around by the alphas and the betas.
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I don't know.
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but by the third one you realized
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Anyway, if you're looking for Leonard, he's with Koothrappali.
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Well... Oh, wait. No.
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and if I get it, it could screw everything up.
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that I tend to force my ideas on people.
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you can just look at me like that
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Oh.
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how to make cocktails like this together, so I taught myself
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Howard, you're grown men.
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No. He is.
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Don't take this the wrong way, but how many
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Now, will you need help cleaning all this up when you're done
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is a large iron wedge
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Mmm. If I was at a train station
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Are you using trains to trick me into giving you advice?
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Oh. You're right.
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Oh, I guess you're right.
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I'm the wise man.
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It's just like he's here!
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Eh. Although, to be fair, I watched E.T. build a telephone
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My God, when he's on the table and they use the paddles on him.
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All right, all right. So it-it sounds
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Like when my dog is mad at me,
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that each mean something different.
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Ooh. Ooh, ooh!
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Exactly what Sheldon and Howard said.
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♪ It's the eye of the tiger ♪
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...but how do you mention bats and leave out sonar?
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Look,
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with “nose of the aardvark.”
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and I'd love your help.
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Leonard, stop trying to control everything,
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instead of bringing up a new idea, respect what was
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no one built on what I said.
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Yeah, you're missing the point, Sheldon. You're out, and you're out.
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You quit acting? Well, kind of.
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'Cause I got to tell you, I am so sick
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Yeah. I started that rumor.
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of a naked man and woman on it.
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you have the most veal-like consistency.
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out into the universe?
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like asking our group to help on your project,
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You got to be Jabba's head, and I got to be
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Aired 2 years ago - Apr 09, 2015

When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to major crossroads in their relationship. Also, Wolowitz meets the half-brother he never knew he had, and when Penny is invited to appear on Wil Wheaton’s podcast, she and Leonard have a huge, on-air argument.

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Can you please pass the salt?
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that an asteroid could hit the Earth,
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we're not allowed to pout or be moody on date night.
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at the moment because this loophole is so brilliant.
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You know, if you knocked out this wall,
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Okay, okay.
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because his name was still on the title for this house.
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I mean,
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when I looked at the script and saw the title,
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I'm going to read it.
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belongs to Leonard, Penny's fiancé.
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I've seen it, like, ten times.
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and I saw a woman dressed as your half-ape character.
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where he often reminds you that he's the guy
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Oh, you guys are very sweet. So, Penny, listen,
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And I thought you were, like, really great in it.
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It's called Clerks 3.
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Yeah, you tell him, Penny.
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to be included in group activities.
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Even in your example, you're all by yourself.
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I can just picture them all right now
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It reminds me of when my stupid brother and sister
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we could build a fort.
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You know what, I'm being a bad host.
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I loved Finding Nemo.
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A kidney, cornea, piece of his liver?
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I get it.
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this wall just provided a lot of privacy!
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between my costar from Serial Ape-ist 2
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I don't know, I make a movie,
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You're one of the greatest directors of our time.
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being excited when something good happens?
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Maybe I can help you out.
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Roughing it? Okay.
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with this Thin Mint in your ear!
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Sorry, I have a long drive.
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He did it with a robot.
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What does that mean, under your bed?
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Why would I have a guy? I don't have any money!
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And we're back.
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Okay, look, would it make you feel better
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you were dead set against Penny resuming her acting career,
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(chuckles) It was actually
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in the first annual best fort ever contest,
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 02, 2015

When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at UC Berkeley, they take a detour to try to meet an idol. Also, when Bernadette and Howard battle over the fate of his Doctor Who TARDIS, Raj and Amy offer to settle the dispute with a game of ping pong.

Aired 2 years ago - Mar 12, 2015

Friction ensues when a magazine fails to mention Leonard in an article about the paper he co-wrote with Sheldon. Also, a blackout at Mrs. Wolowitz’s home leads to a final family dinner in her honor.

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Well, it's hard.
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Good, good.
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This is a disaster.
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in Scientific American about our theory.
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They didn't mention you in the article.
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you relax all your muscles.
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“Cooper and his team”?
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Yeah. You know, it's like when Stan Lee and Steve Ditko
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Whereas, you know, you say Ditko,
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I called, they said a transformer blew.
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It's all defrosting.
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I have no idea what this is, but...
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but it creates ice crystals in the fibers of the meat
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We're gonna eat it.
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Then how about this?
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to cover every ounce of it.
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they could get for the cover is a molecule?
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I am taking you shopping. Oh.
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It does have a camera in it.
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I did.
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Well, I know it was your idea,
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that I added your name to the cable bill?
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Leonard?
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A new clothing size between medium and large called Marge.
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Fine. Then Grumpy-- what's he so grumpy about?
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And that's why you get an iPad helicopter!
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as the lead scientist I didn't correct him?
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Okay, I'll start heating some of this stuff up.
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If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself.
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...two pound cakes that are about eight pounds each,
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She thought she could cure anything with her cooking.
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Let's get started.
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And there goes the mood.
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I just want everyone to know,
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No, we got it. You guys make yourselves comfortable.
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How's that going?
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All these bright people sitting around a table by candlelight.
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Oh, so it's like The View.
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Shut up.
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You know, Tor, the God of “Tunder.”
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At the store, I had to put a seat on the toilet.
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Salons-- dumb thing from a long time ago
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It's all about the execution.
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“I wish I could talk to my uncle in Chicago.”
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At least I am.
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Starting today, it'll go: Gettysburg Address,
Aired 2 years ago - Mar 05, 2015

Trouble arises when Amy learns Sheldon has applied for a one-way mission to colonize Mars. Also, a trip to the pet store ends in a fight for Sheldon and Amy, Leonard surprises Penny with a very “adult” purchase, and Raj is caught snooping in Emily’s apartment.

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 26, 2015

As a joke, Sheldon and Penny try an experiment designed to make participants fall in love. Also, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily spend the evening trying to escape a room with a “zombie.” And, after returning from Mrs. Wolowitz’ funeral, Bernadette and Howard run into trouble at the airport.

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 19, 2015

Wolowitz receives some shocking news as everyone prepares for the reopening of Stuart’s comic book store. Penny teaches Sheldon how to “let it go,” but can’t follow her own advice after she learns something infuriating about Amy. Also, Leonard and Raj think they spot Nathan Fillion at a restaurant.

Aired 2 years ago - Feb 05, 2015

Leonard and Sheldon publish a paper which is widely accepted except for comments from an internet troll. Meanwhile, the girls reminisce about embarassing incidents from their past.

Aired 2 years ago - Jan 29, 2015

The gang tries to help Sheldon when he becomes stuck in a rut at work by increasing his anxiety level. Howard teases Raj with a new game called "Cinnamon or Emily?"

Aired 2 years ago - Dec 18, 2014

Wolowitz tries to distract Raj, who is anxiously awaiting data from a space probe he helped launch. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Leonard go dress shopping with Penny and Amy.

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♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
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It's itchy when it grows back.
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We hope.
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and I just go along with it.
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Oh, that wasn't clear.
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uncomfortable chairs and hold your purses, hmm?
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Well, once again, it's what I do.
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is this a story about patience and waiting
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All I have is our new urine flow drug.
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Maybe you need to do something more productive.
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So, in addition to being crazy, you're resting the fate
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Okay.
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Boy, that's a lot of panties.
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They have a man there
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That's true.
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Son of a biscuit!
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from Buckland.
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two sixes. I win.
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we make compromises.
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You make compromises for me?
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Oh, yes. I...
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Like you should've, because everyone was laughing at you.
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And sometimes I get the pedals mixed up.
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Oh, come on, I'm practically feeding you the answer.
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If it's okay with you, I'd like to go to temple.
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Oh. Okay.
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You love that movie.
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and last Diwali I watched you eat two pounds of sacred cow
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to understand the universe is through facts and evidence,
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Well, lots of scientists believe in God.
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Actually there's no proof of that.
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Hey, can I ask you something? Sure.
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Really, I'm lucky you found me before a cult did.
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Absolutely. You name it, we're doing it.
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I wish that the apple pancake mix was on the top shelf
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I wasn't done, but go ahead.
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Well, you're a physicist, not a circus clown.
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Well, given my history on the subject,
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but the truth is...
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Sheldon, I-I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
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I-I'm not leaving your world.
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Buddy...
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That's exactly what I told him.
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how about we start with two nights a week
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When I'm not home.
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Aired 2 years ago - Dec 11, 2014

Leonard and Howard turn to Raj for help in dealing with a work emergency when they nearly come to blows after blaming each other for a potential disaster at the university. Amy throws an authentic Victorian Christmas party, while Sheldon seeks revenge on her for making him celebrate the holidays.

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You're not gonna get any good ideas out of me
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So, Dr. Koothrappali, long flight?
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Forgive me.
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A bird got into the clean room.
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You're just gonna leave him here?
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♪ Bells are ringing, children singing ♪
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kissed Mommy and ran Grandma over with a reindeer.
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It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma.
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and yet, every year, she forces me to celebrate it.
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She's just excited about the holidays.
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Oh, I've got it.
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With gift-giving, there's an implied social contract.
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So your evil plot here is to buy your girlfriend a present?
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Okay, here's the plan.
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Okay, well, what's your plan?
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Like when?
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Fine, put the Slim Jim in the garbage bag.
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So, if you don't mind me asking,
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Okay, let's get this Victorian party started.
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and you put it right in the center of the table.
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because you and I used to be
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Actually... I said, stay out of it!
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you know, it's Christmas, let's say it's Howard.
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What about that sweater?
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She loves medieval literature; Chaucer's her favorite.
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Oh, I guess that's where Raj gets it from.
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No? All right.
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Santa thinks dating you may be punishment enough.
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as complicated as a blanket?
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Uh, you have to take the pin out.
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Dude, i-it's not breathing.
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I was playing in my backyard and...
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The worst part was it smelled delicious.
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I am tasting a lot of Slim Jim.
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Come on, little guy, let's get you outside. Get the curtain.
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Yeah, just leave me out of it.
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Although it did get exciting for a minute
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I can't do that.
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♪ In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! ♪
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You feeling okay? You hardly touched your goose.
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I thought you hate giving gifts.
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 20, 2014

While Sheldon says a tearful goodbye to the final instalment of "Fun with Flags", Leonard, Howard and Raj search for something significant in a dead professor's research. And Bernadette is shocked to learn of her co-workers’ true feelings from Penny.

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Roger Abbott sounds just like Roger Rabbit.
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Penny!
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I'll be right there. Bernadette's just parking the car.
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I mean, he still calls her "that mean kid with the big boobies."
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Dan?
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Like when you do a two-hour Fourth of July spectacular
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Please enjoy these highlights.
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And now it's time for the speed round of Flag or Not a Flag.
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Say, Betsy Ross, what you working on?
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I'm just a simple seamstress whose descendants are...
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I do.
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you know what I like to do?
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Mmm. Oh, it's just columns of random numbers. Toss it.
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Well, maybe we can get some time on the supercomputer.
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Or we could talk to this guy he used to share an office with.
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I heard he was being picked on by a mean kid.
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that you called his grandson a wuss.
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Look at me. I should be in a tree baking cookies.
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I-I think the cookie thing.
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and the Kunta in your Kinte,
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While you watch me do it.
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What do you think?
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Uh, I'm looking for a Professor Sharpe?
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I was thinking it might be
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Really?
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On the bright side, you didn't have to listen
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Great. Hey, this is the apartment you get
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I mean, maybe I come off a little strong,
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I felt so self-conscious, I had to return them.
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how sweet you really are.
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it looks like the last episode of Fun with Flags is at an end.
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I'd like to take a moment
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I wouldn't give it up for the world.
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It's good for times like this.
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I pressed it!
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may just have to find meaning
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This bottle was meant to celebrate an achievement.
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Oh, well, that's the best part. Oh, yeah.
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No, it's okay.
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that from now on, I'm gonna be much more sensitive.
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Who's been paying for my coffee?
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- You're kidding. - No, no.
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Oh, my God!
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How can I even work here anymore? Oh.
Aired 2 years ago - Nov 13, 2014

When Leonard gets minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one in need of sympathy. Meanwhile, Raj's parents' impending divorce causes Howard and Bernadette to work on their own marriage.

Aired 2 years ago - Nov 06, 2014

When the gang recreates a high-school prom night on the roof of the guys'; apartment building, Sheldon feels pressure to participate in all the typical romantic traditions.

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My prom was pretty terrible, too.
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No.
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We could decorate the roof and make the guys wear tuxedos.
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that... I cannot remember for the life of me.
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I-I could tell because her voice got so high,
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I enjoyed the intoxicating flavor of knowledge.
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Let me guess, you think the whole idea is lame?
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Well, now I can't blow this thing off without being a bitch.
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I didn't "take" her; she was a chaperone.
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I'm not bringing your mother, I have a date.
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it's good to have a few in the bank.
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in order to blend in so that he could write an entry about Earth
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My point is, pretending to be an alien is
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Oh, d-don't worry, he gave you seven thumbs up.
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There are post-prom mating rituals?
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I may be an alien, but I have urges.
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I'm not the best at reading facial cues,
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Bruce Wayne doesn't make his roommate tie it for him.
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I was, but Penny didn't want to.
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I've decided to embrace all of the traditions
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with the cell-protecting zip of antioxidants.
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being elected prom king.
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but just because all your friends are having sex
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You don't have hormones.
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Thank you, so do you.
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Oh, it's a scaly genital organ
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Aw, that movie's so cute.
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the sisters cut off their toes with knives
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That's Jeanie.
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Raj!
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I know I wasn't into this before,
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with her friend humiliation, so...
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I would have asked you.
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I don't think that's a good idea.
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You're making me worry.
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Can you please open the door?
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So, I met Jeanie at your Aunt Gladys'.
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Why would your mother have a problem with me and Stuart?
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Why would you even come to this?
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Yeah.
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Dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom.
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I know, me, too.
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Sheldon, this is silly.
Aired 2 years ago - Oct 30, 2014

The guys try to help Penny out of an awkward work dilemma, when a smitten doctor shows up at her door after her flirtatious sales techniques work a little too well. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette argue over whether or not female scientists should play up their sexuality.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 20, 2014

Sheldon and Raj test whether they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel deep underground. Leonard and Penny seek advice from Howard and Bernadette after they fight about money.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 13, 2014

During their weekend in Las Vegas, Bernadette and Amy accuse Penny of being a buzz kill; the guys try to invent the next big thing.

Aired 2 years ago - Oct 06, 2014

Raj's honesty comes back to haunt him when his new girlfriend is unfriendly to Penny; the guys think about becoming part owners in Stuart's store.

Aired 2 years ago - Sep 29, 2014

Wolowitz feels nervous when he is asked to throw the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels game; Penny and Leonard want to prove Sheldon wrong after he says he and Amy are the better couple.

Aired 2 years ago - Sep 22, 2014

When Sheldon must teach a class, Howard decides to take it; Amy takes advantage of the tension between Penny and Bernadette.

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That is correct.
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Is Bernadette meeting us at the restaurant?
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'cause you were just a stunningly poor waitress.
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No, I just...
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You know, there is some research that indicates
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Why is it your last name and her first name?
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but they made me a junior professor
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who probably think dark matter is what's in their diapers.
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A valid point, but unoriginal-- B-minus.
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to one point two molar stimulation of pleasure cells.
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Just the two of us?
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It's driving me crazy.
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Exactly. Does she not realize it or does she not care?
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Hey. We just wanted to see
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Apparently, I have a reputation for being obnoxious.
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Aw, you brought cookies for everyone?
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The cookies are named after a town in Massachusetts.
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and he wants to teach-- why not?
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Sheldon, I'm more than smart enough to take your class.
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of a quantum system with no exact solution?
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Okay.
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so I'll say that. Now do you think I'm smart enough?
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And then while I'm talking to Penny,
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but I'm in the center now, and I love that even more.
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You're dating the popular girl now.
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Sheldon, why are you doing this?
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You want to know what I think?
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which drive my behavior,
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spend all your time trying to belittle me
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I suppose that's a fair request.
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And how it relates to the calculus of variations?
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The good news is I'm grading on a curve,
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(grunts) ♪ Ludacris going in on the verse ♪
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What are you doing now?
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and you're going to treat me with the prop...
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Hey, girlfriend.
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Uh, thanks, but I think I'm gonna stay in
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Plus, I really want to do well at this job. So...
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Maybe we sneak in some Pinot-- make it Color Me Wine.
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I was probably being too hard on her.
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Well?
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You reported me to human resources?
Aired 2 years ago - Sep 22, 2014

Leonard and Amy make an unexpected trip to Arizona to fetch Sheldon; Penny interviews for a job at Bernadette's company; Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz disturbs Howard.