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Season 11  "The Collaboration Contamination"  11x5

Aired a month ago - Oct 23, 2017

Sheldon and Koothrappali confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Wolowitz working together. Also, Penny and Leonard learn new tactics for how to deal with Sheldon from an unlikely source.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 1
Yeah, well, good news,
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It's called “what siren am I?”
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I know.
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that can be used to control anything
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(imitates melodic siren wailing)
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All right, you ready for your next one?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 7
So...
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 8
Of course not.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 9
but the tea kettle was on a train,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 10
that got me kicked out of Hebrew school.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 11
I was hoping you two would enjoy working together.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 12
...without hurting... 's feelings.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 13
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 14
She's going to be home at “eight-ish.” Like, when is that?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 15
you're more than welcome.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 16
And has she been home?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 17
Ah, maybe it's not that big a deal.
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(door closes)
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What do we do when he turns six?
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I thought his work wife was standing in my kitchen.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 21
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And I can fit into the pants I wore in high school.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 23
Well, I think I know why he's been working so late.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 24
You need to sit down and let me pamper you.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 25
The notes from our quantum cognition project.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 26
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 27
to stay up and collaborate all night with me.
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If it's not for this, I don't know what it's for.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 30
Well, sometimes, but... problem for another day.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 31
“I can drive you in two hours or you can take an Uber”"
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 32
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 33
Hey. You're complaining, too.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 34
Well, maybe you could do something he likes
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 35
you could change the batteries in the smoke detectors.
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I'm just interested in you.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 37
You think that's impressive, take apart that brain model.
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'cause you just read my mind.
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♪ Each and every day of the year ♪
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but their dance lets other bees know where the pollen is,
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Well, I-I'd love to,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 43
into their marriage, and yours was not.
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Just like his dress shirts.
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Guys, you won't believe this.
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Bernadette.
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and I really do love cleaning an oven. Move.
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“Knowing when to say when.”
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everyone gets angry.
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You sound frustrated, and I'm really proud of the way

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It's called “what siren am I?”
#2
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I know.
#3
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that can be used to control anything
#4
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(imitates melodic siren wailing)
#5
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All right, you ready for your next one?
#6
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 7
So...
#7
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Of course not.
#8
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 9
but the tea kettle was on a train,
#9
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 10
that got me kicked out of Hebrew school.
#10
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 11
I was hoping you two would enjoy working together.
#11
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...without hurting... 's feelings.
#12
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She's going to be home at “eight-ish.” Like, when is that?
#14
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you're more than welcome.
#15
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And has she been home?
#16
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Ah, maybe it's not that big a deal.
#17
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(door closes)
#18
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What do we do when he turns six?
#19
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I thought his work wife was standing in my kitchen.
#20
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And I can fit into the pants I wore in high school.
#22
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Well, I think I know why he's been working so late.
#23
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You need to sit down and let me pamper you.
#24
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The notes from our quantum cognition project.
#25
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to stay up and collaborate all night with me.
#27
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If it's not for this, I don't know what it's for.
#29
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Well, sometimes, but... problem for another day.
#30
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“I can drive you in two hours or you can take an Uber”"
#31
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Hey. You're complaining, too.
#33
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Well, maybe you could do something he likes
#34
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you could change the batteries in the smoke detectors.
#35
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I'm just interested in you.
#36
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You think that's impressive, take apart that brain model.
#37
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'cause you just read my mind.
#39
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♪ Each and every day of the year ♪
#40
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but their dance lets other bees know where the pollen is,
#41
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Well, I-I'd love to,
#42
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into their marriage, and yours was not.
#43
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Just like his dress shirts.
#44
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Guys, you won't believe this.
#45
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Bernadette.
#46
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 47
and I really do love cleaning an oven. Move.
#47
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 11 Episode 5 (S11E05) - 48
“Knowing when to say when.”
#48
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everyone gets angry.
#49
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You sound frustrated, and I'm really proud of the way
#50