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Season 12

Aired 2 days ago - Oct 18, 2018

When Amy doesn’t have time to work on super-asymmetry, Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she’s available to work with him even it if means accidentally sabotaging her career in the process. Also, Koothrappali doesn’t want Wolowitz to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.

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Okay, I'll just say one more thing: lambda calculus.
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I'm-I'm just thinking about Raj.
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And it's gone.
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would you want to share the stage with a sexy-ass astronaut?
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with elementary quantum mechanical formalism
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Oh, Sheldon.
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Sheldon, we've talked about this.
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she has so little time.
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Okay, well, Leonard's here now. You can talk science with him.
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why you don't want me to be a part of the planetarium show.
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First of all, I've totally done karaoke with a rock star.
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very accomplished in my field.
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but I am not scared of sharing the spotlight with you!
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Well, don't worry, I'll go slow.
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Interesting. So you're taking the paradigms of supersymmetry,
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It would be a great help to both of us
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we conceptualize symmetry and asymmetry have been invaluable.
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I-I must say, I do not enjoy our talks.
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- Oh, Amy, there you are. - No, not...
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and I should take over your lab in the interim.
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Apparently, you're very difficult to replace.
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Wow. Banker's hours.
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If I had a nickel for every time a charity sent me a nickel.
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I start to lose my hearing and get two new jokes.
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All right, lay it on us.
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And he'd be right.
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The lobby's the first floor,
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so you'll have a couple of friendly faces in the audience.
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a charity sent me a nickel...
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Just shut up.
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Oh, sure,
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you are very important to this university
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See, mansplaining is when a man explains things
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Really? What was the occasion?
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and making love.
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but tonight, we'll begin our journey
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And we are fortunate
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Kak horosho.
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Only 232 people have ever been on
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Oh, please, luck had nothing to do with it.
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Wow.
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Aw, Raj, I love you, too.
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- Can you believe these two... - - Are you crying?
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Now, I'm confused, usually when you appear to me in my dreams,
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And you're... and you're coming to me for advice?
Aired 9 days ago - Oct 11, 2018

When Sheldon won’t tell anyone why he’s never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Also, Bernadette and Penny take out Raj’s fiancée, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.

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Maybe he can get some of his old cop buddies
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and I wanted to see if you could use your connections
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I thought you said he played by his own rules.
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this is a safe space-- it's okay to be vulnerable.
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it's got to be pretty upsetting.
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The two of them were always running around together.
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Wait, wait, so you don't know what their fight was about?
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If you mean digitized, annotated and put online, it did.
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Ooh, he updated the interface.
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Wait. Wait, wait, wait, if Tam knows
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"putting a terrifying, giant yellow bird on television
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order some food and take a nap.
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Of course. My pleasure.
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She's smart. I like her.
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I can fit my whole body in our dryer.
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Is my son done with his tour?
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He-he didn't come.
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Right. Because...
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we think you're right and he's wrong.
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It's been a long time.
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Do you believe this guy?!
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and I'd argue that's more whimsical than stupid.
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now that the cafeteria ladies finally told me
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D... Wait.
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That was harsh, but he was asking for it.
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Look, I think that's LeBron over there.
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You know, met a guy, fell in love,
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Why am I fighting this?
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Let me call you back.
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Who would I complain about you to?
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Fine.
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I gave him about social diseases.
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New neighbor?
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No, my life would've still been great.
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This one time, I had to go to Walmart at 3:00 a.m.
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We've been talking so much about me,
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How come he's still single?
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But not cute sniffles-- full-on snot sobs.
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I just want you to know that, um...
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Did she let you play with her train set?
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and meet amazing people who were gonna respect you,
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of everything you've done.
Aired 16 days ago - Oct 04, 2018

The Wolowitzes’ life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Also, Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Koothrappali explores an arranged marriage.

Aired 23 days ago - Sep 27, 2018

Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what “perfect gift” Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Also, Koothrappali decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.

Aired a month ago - Sep 24, 2018

Sheldon and Amy’s honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Also, Koothrappali insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a Twitter war.