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Season 5  "Ron and Diane"  5x9

Aired 11 years ago - Dec 06, 2012

Ron's nomination for a woodworking award is threatened by the arrival of Tammy II. Jerry hosts a holiday party and some of his friends are shocked to find they were not invited.

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 1
Well, Leslie has plans tonight, so I'm solo.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
or as I like to call it, heaven.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
Mary, mother of God.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
there is a jack plane that needs my attention.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
The time he slipped on a cinnabon
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
This is mean. We are going to pick up Jerry.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
which House do you think you would have been?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
Hey, you most certainly do.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
Oh, my God! Jerry's having a Christmas party!
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
Mmm! This is literally
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
You only live once.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
She is perfect for you. She gets you.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
- But you have it. - Don't need it.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
[Bleep] me!
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
who is also my ex-wife.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
Shouldn't you be at the library, forcing people to borrow books?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
from a sex-crazed demon librarian
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
I'm talking about that jacked-up, light-skinned dude.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
Well, well, well.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
- Get off me. - Wait.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
You can come in if you do something nice for Jerry.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
Santa!
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
- That's good. - Oh, my gosh.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
- Oh. - Who looks like that.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
Will you look at that?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
Welcome, everybody, to another Gergich Christmas.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
- ♪ here we come a-wandering, so fair to be seen ♪
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
Everything from Jerry goes directly to spam.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
Our next award is for "Achievement in Chairs."
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Ron Swanson for chair.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
I made my first chair when I was five,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
Uh...
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
I truly wish her all the best.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
Diane-- ugh. The stuff with Tammy
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
You're the one who's been at his side all night.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
it's not Tammy. It's you.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
We are close friends, and I'm very involved in your life.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
Tammy's waiting for me in my car.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
He was the young rafting instructor
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
So how'd it go? You okay?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
You're a good friend.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
Too late, Tammy. Ron's gone.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48
Yeah, just--
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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
or as I like to call it, heaven.
#2 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
Mary, mother of God.
#3 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
there is a jack plane that needs my attention.
#4 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
The time he slipped on a cinnabon
#5 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
This is mean. We are going to pick up Jerry.
#6 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
which House do you think you would have been?
#7 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
Hey, you most certainly do.
#8 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
Oh, my God! Jerry's having a Christmas party!
#9 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
Mmm! This is literally
#10 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
You only live once.
#11 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
She is perfect for you. She gets you.
#12 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
- But you have it. - Don't need it.
#13 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
[Bleep] me!
#14 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
who is also my ex-wife.
#15 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
Shouldn't you be at the library, forcing people to borrow books?
#16 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
from a sex-crazed demon librarian
#17 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
I'm talking about that jacked-up, light-skinned dude.
#18 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
Well, well, well.
#19 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
- Get off me. - Wait.
#20 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
You can come in if you do something nice for Jerry.
#21 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
Santa!
#22 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
- That's good. - Oh, my gosh.
#23 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24 #24 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
- Oh. - Who looks like that.
#25 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
Will you look at that?
#26 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
Welcome, everybody, to another Gergich Christmas.
#27 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
- ♪ here we come a-wandering, so fair to be seen ♪
#28 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29 #29 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
Everything from Jerry goes directly to spam.
#30 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
Our next award is for "Achievement in Chairs."
#31 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Ron Swanson for chair.
#32 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
I made my first chair when I was five,
#33 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
Uh...
#34 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
I truly wish her all the best.
#35 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36 #36 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
Diane-- ugh. The stuff with Tammy
#37 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
You're the one who's been at his side all night.
#38 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
it's not Tammy. It's you.
#39 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40 #40 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
We are close friends, and I'm very involved in your life.
#41 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
Tammy's waiting for me in my car.
#42 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
He was the young rafting instructor
#43 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
So how'd it go? You okay?
#44 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
You're a good friend.
#45 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
Too late, Tammy. Ron's gone.
#46 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47 #47 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48
Yeah, just--
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