S5 E9
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Season 5  "Ron and Diane"  5x9

Aired 8 years ago - Dec 06, 2012

Ron's nomination for a woodworking award is threatened by the arrival of Tammy II. Jerry hosts a holiday party and some of his friends are shocked to find they were not invited.

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or as I like to call it, heaven.
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Mary, mother of God.
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there is a jack plane that needs my attention.
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The time he slipped on a cinnabon
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This is mean. We are going to pick up Jerry.
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which House do you think you would have been?
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Hey, you most certainly do.
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Oh, my God! Jerry's having a Christmas party!
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Mmm! This is literally
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You only live once.
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She is perfect for you. She gets you.
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- But you have it. - Don't need it.
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[Bleep] me!
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who is also my ex-wife.
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Shouldn't you be at the library, forcing people to borrow books?
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from a sex-crazed demon librarian
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I'm talking about that jacked-up, light-skinned dude.
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Well, well, well.
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- Get off me. - Wait.
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You can come in if you do something nice for Jerry.
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Santa!
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- That's good. - Oh, my gosh.
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- Oh. - Who looks like that.
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Will you look at that?
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Welcome, everybody, to another Gergich Christmas.
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- ♪ here we come a-wandering, so fair to be seen ♪
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Everything from Jerry goes directly to spam.
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Our next award is for "Achievement in Chairs."
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Ron Swanson for chair.
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I made my first chair when I was five,
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Uh...
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I truly wish her all the best.
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Diane-- ugh. The stuff with Tammy
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You're the one who's been at his side all night.
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it's not Tammy. It's you.
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We are close friends, and I'm very involved in your life.
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Tammy's waiting for me in my car.
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He was the young rafting instructor
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So how'd it go? You okay?
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You're a good friend.
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Too late, Tammy. Ron's gone.
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Yeah, just--
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