S5 E8
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Season 5  "Pawnee Commons"  5x8

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 29, 2012

Leslie is suspicious about a new park design from an Eagleton architect. Tom asks the office for help with his new business. Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting.

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 1
if they weren't so busy being obsessed with themselves.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
So let's at least go meet the guy.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
Much like women in '90s stand-up comedy routines,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
Son, I love wildlife,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
that anyone can reinvent themselves.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
- Thank you so much for coming. - No, thank you.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
Its official name is "Five Mile Grounds",
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
Eagletonians are, without exception,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
I'm so bored. I need you.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
since I started talking.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
I thought being a security guard
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
As you can see, we like to keep things quite immaculate.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
want to design a tiny Pawnee park?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
I have chills. Look at my arm.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
and they claimed they weren't home.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
Great work, team.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
Great! Glad to hear it.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
May, 1817.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
Recognize any of your ancestors among the meanies?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
Look, Ms. Knope, I'm really trying here,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Okay. Can I speak to you privately for a minute?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
- So untie me! - Nice try, Miss Hitler,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
Fine. I will show you where it is, damn it.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
I am just filled to the brim with questions.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
from the great Ron Swanson.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
Why don't you start work on that right away?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
and you need to apologize.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
Mr. St. James,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
Leslie would like to apologize.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
No.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
I'm s...
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
as a gesture of good will, I'd like to waive my fee.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
I think one of the mannequins tried to commit suicide.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
One small pizza for all of us.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
82nd airborne is everywhere!
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
Let's try this way.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
containing the sights, sounds, and most importantly,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Or I will rip your throats out.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
They call their boogers Pawnee caviar.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
Leslie, we can't do that.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
You'll never know how much I appreciate it.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
Bert Macklin kinda made that little boy cry.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
how are there palm trees here?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
I think you're wrong.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
- Now we're even. - Leslie.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Now, I'm not angry at whoever took it.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Oh, let me also get 12 eggs, uncooked,

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
So let's at least go meet the guy.
#2
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
Much like women in '90s stand-up comedy routines,
#3
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
Son, I love wildlife,
#4
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
that anyone can reinvent themselves.
#5
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
- Thank you so much for coming. - No, thank you.
#6
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
Its official name is "Five Mile Grounds",
#7
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
Eagletonians are, without exception,
#8
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
I'm so bored. I need you.
#9
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
since I started talking.
#10
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
I thought being a security guard
#11
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
As you can see, we like to keep things quite immaculate.
#12
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
want to design a tiny Pawnee park?
#13
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
I have chills. Look at my arm.
#14
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
and they claimed they weren't home.
#15
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Great work, team.
#16
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Great! Glad to hear it.
#17
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May, 1817.
#18
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
Recognize any of your ancestors among the meanies?
#19
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
Look, Ms. Knope, I'm really trying here,
#20
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Okay. Can I speak to you privately for a minute?
#21
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- So untie me! - Nice try, Miss Hitler,
#22
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Fine. I will show you where it is, damn it.
#23
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I am just filled to the brim with questions.
#24
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from the great Ron Swanson.
#25
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Why don't you start work on that right away?
#26
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
and you need to apologize.
#27
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
Mr. St. James,
#28
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
Leslie would like to apologize.
#29
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No.
#30
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
I'm s...
#31
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as a gesture of good will, I'd like to waive my fee.
#32
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I think one of the mannequins tried to commit suicide.
#34
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One small pizza for all of us.
#35
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
82nd airborne is everywhere!
#36
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37 #37 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
Let's try this way.
#38
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containing the sights, sounds, and most importantly,
#39
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Or I will rip your throats out.
#40
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
They call their boogers Pawnee caviar.
#41
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
Leslie, we can't do that.
#42
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
You'll never know how much I appreciate it.
#43
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
Bert Macklin kinda made that little boy cry.
#44
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
how are there palm trees here?
#45
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46 #46 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
I think you're wrong.
#47
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
- Now we're even. - Leslie.
#48
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Now, I'm not angry at whoever took it.
#49
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Oh, let me also get 12 eggs, uncooked,
#50