S5 E22
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Season 5  "Are You Better Off?"  5x22

Aired 8 years ago - May 02, 2013

Leslie celebrates her first year as a city councilwoman. Retired Special Agent Burt Macklin is recalled to action. April gets some life-changing news. Tom debates a big business opportunity.

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 22 (S05E22) - 1
Obesity and diabetes are down.
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Are you better off now than you were a year ago?
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Ms. Pinewood, I've never stripped away anyone's freedoms.
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Whoa! Darren! Slow down!
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I could add some old people stuff,
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Also, a lawyer guy called you.
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but ooh! No! Boo!
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 22 (S05E22) - 12
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Those school lunches are incredibly unhealthy.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 22 (S05E22) - 14
Ever since you stripped us of our freedoms
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And then, you stripped my freedom
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saying how much they hate me as a person.
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was not a horrifying sex den
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that STDs are down 14% from last year.
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Thank you, Dennis. There you go, perfect example.
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- Leslie is the best. - No, no, Brandi.
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If it weren't for Leslie Knope,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 22 (S05E22) - 23
this positive pregnancy test in a dumpster in the woods?
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Someone-- I'm not saying Diddy,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 22 (S05E22) - 25
I'm talking pedicures on pedicures on pedicures.
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- No, with the store. - Oh.
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All right, if you'll excuse me, I found out
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 22 (S05E22) - 28
That's true.
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Is there any possibility Mona-Lisa could be pregnant?
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Like, to humanity?
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- No fun for you! - Uh-oh.
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I don't think this is very fair!
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and community leaders who are protesting
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- Recall Knope! - Legalize weed!
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- Is this yours? - No, no.
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Well, I wish you told me.
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Tommy has his life back! Let's go!
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Besides, the math doesn't add up
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Maybe we should both quit,
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Do you think this town is better off
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to recall me from office.
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and all that matters to me is whether or not
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 22 (S05E22) - 45
Again, all I really care about is are you better off?
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That's ridiculous. Ben, can you help me out here?
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Volunteer weekend task force, mobilize.
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Sure. Hey, how's it going with you guys?
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Yeah!
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Actually, there is something I need to tell you.

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Are you better off now than you were a year ago?
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Ms. Pinewood, I've never stripped away anyone's freedoms.
#3
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Whoa! Darren! Slow down!
#4
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I could add some old people stuff,
#5
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Also, a lawyer guy called you.
#6
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but ooh! No! Boo!
#11
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Those school lunches are incredibly unhealthy.
#13
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Ever since you stripped us of our freedoms
#14
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And then, you stripped my freedom
#15
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saying how much they hate me as a person.
#16
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was not a horrifying sex den
#18
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that STDs are down 14% from last year.
#19
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Thank you, Dennis. There you go, perfect example.
#20
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- Leslie is the best. - No, no, Brandi.
#21
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If it weren't for Leslie Knope,
#22
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this positive pregnancy test in a dumpster in the woods?
#23
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Someone-- I'm not saying Diddy,
#24
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I'm talking pedicures on pedicures on pedicures.
#25
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- No, with the store. - Oh.
#26
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All right, if you'll excuse me, I found out
#27
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That's true.
#28
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Is there any possibility Mona-Lisa could be pregnant?
#29
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Like, to humanity?
#30
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- No fun for you! - Uh-oh.
#32
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I don't think this is very fair!
#33
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and community leaders who are protesting
#34
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- Recall Knope! - Legalize weed!
#35
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- Is this yours? - No, no.
#36
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Well, I wish you told me.
#37
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Tommy has his life back! Let's go!
#39
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Besides, the math doesn't add up
#40
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Maybe we should both quit,
#41
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Do you think this town is better off
#42
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to recall me from office.
#43
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and all that matters to me is whether or not
#44
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Again, all I really care about is are you better off?
#45
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That's ridiculous. Ben, can you help me out here?
#46
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Volunteer weekend task force, mobilize.
#47
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Sure. Hey, how's it going with you guys?
#48
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Yeah!
#49
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Actually, there is something I need to tell you.
#50