Status
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NBC
SEASON
EPISODE

Season 5

Aired 7 years ago - May 02, 2013

Leslie celebrates her first year as a city councilwoman. Retired Special Agent Burt Macklin is recalled to action. April gets some life-changing news. Tom debates a big business opportunity.

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Obesity and diabetes are down.
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Are you better off now than you were a year ago?
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Ms. Pinewood, I've never stripped away anyone's freedoms.
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Whoa! Darren! Slow down!
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I could add some old people stuff,
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Also, a lawyer guy called you.
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but ooh! No! Boo!
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Those school lunches are incredibly unhealthy.
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Ever since you stripped us of our freedoms
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And then, you stripped my freedom
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saying how much they hate me as a person.
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was not a horrifying sex den
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that STDs are down 14% from last year.
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Thank you, Dennis. There you go, perfect example.
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- Leslie is the best. - No, no, Brandi.
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If it weren't for Leslie Knope,
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this positive pregnancy test in a dumpster in the woods?
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Someone-- I'm not saying Diddy,
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I'm talking pedicures on pedicures on pedicures.
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- No, with the store. - Oh.
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All right, if you'll excuse me, I found out
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That's true.
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Is there any possibility Mona-Lisa could be pregnant?
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Like, to humanity?
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- No fun for you! - Uh-oh.
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I don't think this is very fair!
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and community leaders who are protesting
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- Recall Knope! - Legalize weed!
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- Is this yours? - No, no.
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Well, I wish you told me.
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Tommy has his life back! Let's go!
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Besides, the math doesn't add up
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Maybe we should both quit,
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Do you think this town is better off
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to recall me from office.
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and all that matters to me is whether or not
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Again, all I really care about is are you better off?
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That's ridiculous. Ben, can you help me out here?
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Volunteer weekend task force, mobilize.
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Sure. Hey, how's it going with you guys?
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Yeah!
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Actually, there is something I need to tell you.
Aired 7 years ago - Apr 25, 2013

Leslie deems Ron's budget-cut proposals unacceptable. Andy and Ben celebrate a big donation made to their charity. Ann tries to solve Tom's girlfriend troubles.

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mostly 'cause Chang buys 'em beer and whatnot.
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Hey, baby, can I borrow your car for a month?
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So I guess it's time to do the mature thing
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You say that about every girl you date.
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- Won't you do it for free? - Nope.
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Conversational lubricant.
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Way to be, duck.
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Hot dogs?
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Well, hello, Burly, Chang.
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First of all, your nachos are terrible.
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That's a pretty good name, actually.
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And what a bargain.
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and brings a community together.
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You are pandering to get a vote.
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stop! I know it's more than one word.
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because I know Tom pretty well.
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Diddy's on Instagram?
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of playing guitar with my friends every few weeks.
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and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.
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I need piece of paper, I need a pen, I need four more beers,
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What are you talking about?
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Mm, yeah, 'cause I don't eff with poorsies.
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Help.
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I have calculus homework. I--
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but I do love watching you guys squabble over me.
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Sudden death playoff
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Well, after tonight, you'll only know me as the former artist
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♪ now that swan's name was Andy ♪
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♪ watch me fly
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Uh, Ann, this might be a battle
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♪ whoa
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- Damn it! - Hole- in-one!
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No, he gets the dragon too?
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What are you-- oh.
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- I finally get it. - Mmhmm.
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Look, I still don't think we should date.
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Well, hello, fellow employees.
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Give me more time to play video games.
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- Okay, what's in there? - I don't know.
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I would pay any amount of money to properly shame you.
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You may think so. I do not.
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How did your wild dirtbag fantasy night work out?
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Tom, thank you.
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that I lost your vote last night?
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Wow, Jamm, even for you, this is pretty sleazy.
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One: You drive me nuts with your rigid code of honor.
Aired 7 years ago - Apr 18, 2013

When Leslie finds out Jerry is retiring, she struggles with the proper way to commemorate the occasion. Chris and Ann prepare to have a baby together. Tom worries he will become the office punching bag once Jerry leaves.

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You have every reason to expect a healthy child.
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One other question.
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a Parks and Rec golf cart driving exam
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he had a lot of dreams and goals.
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the office naturally selects
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of the County Health Board.
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Should I think about you?
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Do I keep this?
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Just trying not to spill anything.
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Well, I guess that settles who the new Jerry is.
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[Clattering]
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So let's see what's first.
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I mean, it sounds so cool.
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Ben, just--okay.
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One, three, seven, two, five, nine.
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which usually happens, mm, every 20 minutes.
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Squid Dracula is going to get you.
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Okay, on to the next Jerry goal--
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and then he died from an overdose of pills.
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you know, years ago before all the scandals and his death.
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Okay, you tried, but I took a day off
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Ronfire of the vanities.
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So they get no work done.
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But happy.
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and we remember what it's like to engage in some of those
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You know, is this all the pamphlets?
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Okay, everyone gather around.
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considering your work record.
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R.I.P."? [Chuckles]
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but I do like good cake. Delicious.
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Well, that went roughly as well as I thought it would.
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Oh, man, the cake.
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That's okay. I just popped by to apologize
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- Is it? - Please join us.
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Yeah, but our work is just beginning.
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Oh. Pfftt!
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Oh, hey.
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Well, is whining going to do anything about it?
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It was all for nothing.
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♪ Eggs, bacon, and toast
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♪ eggs, bacon, and toast
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at work to be special, and I feel like I let you down.
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You are still the most handsome man
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Here. I want to show you something.
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was that I got to be home every night
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Mmhmm. Aw.
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I was nervous after yesterday
Aired 7 years ago - Apr 18, 2013

Leslie works to get rid of outdated laws from the original town charter. April and Ron receive management training from Chris. Ben finds himself in a bidding war against Ann to win a present for Leslie.

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Normally, if given a choice
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because she has more important things to do
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I am legally required
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What, no. Damn it!
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"Zoo day," first time we went to the zoo together.
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You have to buy a present for every one of these?
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You don't watch Game of Thrones?
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of many of our town's outdated and obscure laws.
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The floor is now open for public comments.
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Article Seven, Section Three allows
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I meant Article Three, Section Seven.
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the gloved Mandalorian armor gauntlet of Boba Fett
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This kind of thing made sense when we had council in a barn
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'cause that's gonna happen. After a beat, Luke says,
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You can't just change the charter willy-nilly.
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The Pawnee charter is not a "living document," Ms. Knope.
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I won them, madam, in a raffle.
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How about you and I go live in that historical house,
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When is this over?
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Stop bidding on my waffle iron.
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which she considers the beginning of our friendship.
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- We've lost the auction. - What-no.
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of, say, the warlocks of Qarth for example.
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Oh, I disagree.
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I feel like my input isn't being appreciated.
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but this is literally a battle for April's soul.
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Oh, just getting here, I see.
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Andy, Tom, you will be our referees.
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Antiperspirant? Not allowed.
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- I'd like to buy it. - You and everyone else.
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Both: Time you delivered her mail. Yeah, we get it.
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One date. But let me make one thing perfectly clear--
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I don't know how either of you guys are doing this.
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All my favorite foods have butter on 'em.
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How long is he planning on staying here?
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No one. That's why we've moved on.
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♪ eating goober peas
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And I believe you can accomplish anything.
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And he responds to them.
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- out of breakfast food. - Good lord.
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Dude, whatever it is, I'm in.
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I need these blue folders done now.
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- You do not want to know. - Oh, my God.
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Garth, I have another proposition.
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Well, I'm a member,
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out of my soap-making time.
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but we've had the benefit of almost 200 years
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in our town's most historic and cherished tradition.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 11, 2013

Leslie decides to give the Animal Control Department a much-needed makeover. Ann tries to get Ron the medical attention he needs. Ben, Tom, and Andy recruit donors for their charity foundation.

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Okay, I'll lay out the benefits of donating.
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I rubbed my armpits with air fresheners.
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effective, and not completely stoned all the time.
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Gosh, Jeremy, he sounds perfect.
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Yeah, this one is mine, then Dexhart, then you.
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"Boring" is my middle name, so...
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- I answered some of them. - For "date of birth,"
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Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
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He's a rude, brash jerk. You'll love him.
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Ay yi yi.
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People who give to charity, they get amazing press.
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Cuban? Now, that's the kind of guy
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I'm not going to lie to you. I needed that.
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I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks.
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with actual experience at animal control.
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- This is my boy! - Hey, "Wyld Stallyns"!
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You guys seem like pretty cool dudes
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Eh, go ahead.
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- You're fired. Get out. - No, no, you're not fired,
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Would you sign my cast?
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What makes you qualified for animal control?
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I think you've got several options.
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Our health care outreach program
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Makes it easier to just walk up and "pow!"
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as long as it's not too bright or reflective.
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I don't want to hear your fat mouth say anything else.
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Hey! Show these garbage people out!
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called "D.J. Jazzy Vern's."
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Hold up, that's enough. Thank you, you're done.
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April, I got a present for you.
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Except for Jerry, who was great,
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the stupid confirmation hearing, okay?
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- Yes! Yay! - But only if you divorce Ben.
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Ms. Ludgate, we have found many emails
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drinking alcohol in City Hall
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Would you like to put her on your knee?
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I like the idea of double the signings,
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Thank you so much for seeing us again, sir.
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Thought about it last night, and I decided
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and help some kids with their pink eye,
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hold on a sec, okay?
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Not until we go over your test results
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I eat the things I eat, and I'll die the way I'll die.
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No!
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Oh, no? Why is that?
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Animal Control would be way more effective
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Well, I hope he kept a receipt.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 04, 2013

Leslie accompanies Ben on a trip to his hometown which has offered him a key to the city. Ron deals with a lawsuit filed against him by Councilman Jamm. Ann and Chris take a parenting compatibility quiz.

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I don't know, those are Jean-Ralphio's lawyers.
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I wanna have a baby, and Chris has agreed to be the father.
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Okay, our official co-parenting score is...
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I loved those movies just as much as he did.
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and I figured it'd be nice to put the ice town thing behind me once and for all.
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alias my boss,
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Well, I pooched the brain exam.
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I doubt he even knew you existed.
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Which is water that's lying about being milk.
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Wow, I didn't think about all that,
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Ben?
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Life.
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and they have to surrender to the flow of the universe, you know?
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but it is so discouraging to do so poorly.
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I bought 12 babies,
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But it wasn't the truth.
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and make it on the Indian version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
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Truth bomb.
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- What are you talking about? - I know, right?
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Like, I just didn't get into it.
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You just do your thing, baby smurf.
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Well, well, well,
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Yeah, we did a trade.
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Bully for you.
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Ben Wyatt.
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Again, this would all be way more satisfying if Ben was here.
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If it's so meaningful to him, then where is he?
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He's a golfer. He's pretty good.
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for the article about me taking you to the cleaners.
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He's incredibly frail, and his arms are weak.
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I would like to punch you in the face again.
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Oh, uh, they took it back.
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It's so unfair. You worked so hard.
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But I'm sure that happens with a lot of couples, right?
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Okay? Gender.
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We actually know each other quite well.
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I intend to do as the court orders.
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Yes, it is, and I'm definitely tweeting that to Drake
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I, uh, had a little bad publicity lately,
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I gave Wyatt the key to the city,
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Ann Perkins.
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Are you sure about this?
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 14, 2013

Leslie is determined to help a local video store stay in business. Chris offers Tom advice on how to deal with a difficult employee. Ann resorts to blackmail to get April to be her friend.

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Ooh, we don't carry cartoons.
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Leslie, seriously, where are we?
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Ann Perkins asked me if I would like to donate sperm,
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100%. She's a total klepto.
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Why don't you make Tom your sack of flour,
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Actually, you know what?
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I'm thinking about applying to veterinary school
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Generally, between us,
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Because you hooked up with him?
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If we get the Pawnee Historical Society
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where people gather to do something intellectual.
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His business is failing, and you're bailing it out.
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Reese Witherspoon.
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She scares the crap out of me.
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And if she murders me,
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I went out back in the alley behind the store,
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that the Pawnee Videodome is a place
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than a thinly veiled government bailout.
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and properly utilizing its meat and pelt.
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But I like the idea that there is a place
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Oh. Curly Sue, that jacket is so ugly.
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Okay, we need to discuss your work habits.
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I said, if you don't shape up, I'll fire you.
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and Michael Fassbender's... sense of humor.
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I'm kind of just fracking for friendship.
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And people need places to buy tools.
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was about to come into some serious physical harm...
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This is not a blank check.
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The Pawnee chapter of the "Liberty or Die" party
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Um... yeah.
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namely, I need to wax my bee.
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You're like a scary Charlotte.
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because we're best friends this week.
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to see the effects of your government intervention,
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that's always done pretty well for us.
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Leslie, you've always been a huge supporter of my work.
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Oh!
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Tell me about Chris, or I'm leaving,
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♪ if you fall, I will catch you ♪
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I made everything worse.
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You know, Chris, every parent makes mistakes.
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If, like--
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that you started babbling incoherently.
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Capitalism is the only way, Leslie.
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Look, the point is there has to be a way
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Here you go.
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No need to pretend to be my friend anymore.
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A baby-naming book.
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 21, 2013

Leslie's speech she prepared for a special event is stolen. Ben begins his new job at the Sweetums Charity Foundation. Ann summons the courage to ask an important question.

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for asking your ex-boyfriend
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In my front yard.
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and it ruins our friendship?
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And look at that art.
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than currently remains in the Amazon rain forest.
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You know what they say about rumors.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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'Cause I'm about to open this on you.
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I'm glad you're so confident.
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It seems like you and I have a classic mix 'em up.
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Pass.
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none of my old hobbies interest me.
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You know what? This sounds like fun.
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On behalf of Tommy's tummy foundation,
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over at the Pawnee Sun.
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Some people say
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Oh! I just opened up a can of "whoop ass" on myself!
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She must have gotten a copy of my speech.
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and it needs to transcend the genre of roast comedy.
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Oh, Ann, you're too beautiful to be funny.
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and he's gonna tell you about it right now. Go, babe.
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we cannot let our children live in the sewer any longer.
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and the person I see here today... is me."
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I wanted to ask Chris to be the father of my baby.
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"I'm-a Borat." There's one.
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Oh, no. Oh, no, I forgot I did this.
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Um...
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Tom, do you have to run that right now?
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for people who live far away from the hospital.
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Well, I'm terribly disappointed.
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he's been really depressed.
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"Chris-toe-fur."
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Well, survey completed.
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Will you be the sperm donor?
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I put it in my shoe for safekeeping.
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right after Ron emailed me about it.
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Well, the police said they're gonna launch an investigation
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I need to know what they might use against me.
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Sorry we didn't wind up choosing the after-school music program.
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[Chuckling] Am I right?
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Later days, dudes.
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about riding your dragons to Pelennor Fields
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I keep getting emails all the time!
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You haven't returned any of my calls.
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then we have to start at a place of complete honesty.
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Can I have just a little bit of time to think about it?
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for the first time in his life.
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 21, 2013

Leslie and Ben are getting married, and have to cram months of planning into two hours. Ron's temper gets him in trouble.

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 14, 2013

Leslie and Ben organize a black tie gala to raise money for their park. Andy prepares to take his Police Academy Exam. Ron fills in for Leslie on Pawnee Today.

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 07, 2013

Ann tries to get to know herself as Leslie meddles in one of her biggest life decisions. Things go south when Ben enlists the guys to help choose a caterer for the wedding.

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But number three's told a story--
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filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat.
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Some sperm.
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Yeah, so did Lance Armstrong,
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- Mmhmm. - Joe, you are a donor here, huh?
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but I hate her and I want to kill her.
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What's in the pocket, you ask?
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Ooh, you know what?
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You'd want to know his personality,
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I can interview them and ask them whatever I want.
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and the woman in charge of it is me.
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- I just think he's a dick. - Yeah.
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Actually, maybe you should check in on your patient.
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I was dying earlier today.
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I did not sleep for one second last night.
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We need to call him. We must reach out to him.
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Ben, extension 7820.
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And welcome to a public forum about the Pawnee Commons.
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a flyer with details about the project,
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So are you still dunking basketballs?
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What? What are you talking about?
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The last guy is Howard Tuttleman.
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Smells like some vomit took a dump in here.
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Haver-food rule number six--
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And I'm about to go eat some lasagna.
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Everything's fine.
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I'm not signing the topless park petition.
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Wrote a thesis on narrative forms in the digital world.
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Well, I think, you probably need to get back to the studio,
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It sounds really interesting.
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His name's Howard Tuttleman, Leslie.
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Councilwoman Knope.
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You know, I've thought a lot about having kids.
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I don't know, I'd name him something funny,
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remember that chick Ann I used to...
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And it's down to me and some other turd-munchers.
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and you think you're not gonna meet someone,
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in respect to this Indian woman's vagina.
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I was her for two hours and I want to die.
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Well, I'm feeling so much better.
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No, it has to be from Pawnee.
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Dry toast and half a grapefruit for Chris.
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We, uh, got an update on "Operation...
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The fartsicle. Frozen farts you can eat.
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Okay, all right.
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so I am not gonna Jell-o wrestle.
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Fine, I will stand there for one second
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- I don't know. - Yeah!
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And the gold medal
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 24, 2013

Leslie and April work as trash collectors to prove a point about gender in city government. Ron has his hands full while he babysits Diane's kids.

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 17, 2013

Ben and Leslie's rival bachelor and bachelorette parties each take on a very different tune.

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for Pawnee's newest restaurant.
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By the time this all gets cleared up,
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Oh, I'm sorry, what's this?
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and a wonderful man.
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Now, I know you said no strippers
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They specialize in molecular mixology.
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And here's your Nimbus Martini.
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What's happening?
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Having fun?
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April's mini-dog park, the Li'l Sebastian fountain,
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on land held sacred by the Wamapoke people.
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I'm Abraham Lincoln.
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for the Gettysburg undressed!
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Yeah.
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I never had a bachelor party either.
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So two weeks before I married Gayle,
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held in a white airplane hangar from the ice planet Hoth,
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- Ohhh! - Whoo!
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Councilman Jamm was being sneaky,
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Use the penises.
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And what was it, exactly, that led to you two
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- Gergich. - Aw, jeez.
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I want to see the Colts beat the Patriots 49 to nothing,
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And this is what heaven is like.
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I love them like they're my own children.
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They preferred Jim.
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thrown by you.
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♪ Hey, yeah
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We're having the time of our lives,
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Oh, Donna just ripped off a stripper's underwear
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I want meat!
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I don't think so, Jerry.
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how's it going with Diane?
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So I will just say...
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- Hey, man. - How's it going?
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for my own personal gain.
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We haven't found any American Indian artifacts.
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I also found some weird-looking gummy candy.
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and come clean.
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You have turned into a very beautiful, wise,
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- we ended up having. - Whoa.
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Hey, you know what we should do for him?
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Why are you telling me all this?
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Full disclosure-- I voted for Ryan Gosling,
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Maybe she's an upbeat gal who's nuts about fitness.
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And I come back.
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And I'm alone.
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You know, the old Chris would've loved
Aired 8 years ago - Dec 06, 2012

Ron's nomination for a woodworking award is threatened by the arrival of Tammy II. Jerry hosts a holiday party and some of his friends are shocked to find they were not invited.

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 29, 2012

Leslie is suspicious about a new park design from an Eagleton architect. Tom asks the office for help with his new business. Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting.

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if they weren't so busy being obsessed with themselves.
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So let's at least go meet the guy.
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Much like women in '90s stand-up comedy routines,
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Son, I love wildlife,
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that anyone can reinvent themselves.
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- Thank you so much for coming. - No, thank you.
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Its official name is "Five Mile Grounds",
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Eagletonians are, without exception,
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I'm so bored. I need you.
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since I started talking.
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I thought being a security guard
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As you can see, we like to keep things quite immaculate.
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want to design a tiny Pawnee park?
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I have chills. Look at my arm.
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and they claimed they weren't home.
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Great work, team.
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Great! Glad to hear it.
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May, 1817.
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Recognize any of your ancestors among the meanies?
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Look, Ms. Knope, I'm really trying here,
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Okay. Can I speak to you privately for a minute?
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- So untie me! - Nice try, Miss Hitler,
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Fine. I will show you where it is, damn it.
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I am just filled to the brim with questions.
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from the great Ron Swanson.
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Why don't you start work on that right away?
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and you need to apologize.
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Mr. St. James,
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Leslie would like to apologize.
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No.
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I'm s...
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as a gesture of good will, I'd like to waive my fee.
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I think one of the mannequins tried to commit suicide.
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One small pizza for all of us.
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82nd airborne is everywhere!
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Let's try this way.
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containing the sights, sounds, and most importantly,
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Or I will rip your throats out.
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They call their boogers Pawnee caviar.
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Leslie, we can't do that.
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You'll never know how much I appreciate it.
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Bert Macklin kinda made that little boy cry.
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how are there palm trees here?
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I think you're wrong.
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- Now we're even. - Leslie.
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Now, I'm not angry at whoever took it.
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Oh, let me also get 12 eggs, uncooked,
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 15, 2012

Leslie gets upset when April tries to get Lot 48 made into a dog park. Tom enlists Ben’s help as he tries to launch his new business venture. Andy hones his crime-scene investigation skills.

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- Oh, what's the new company? - We specialize in making stacks
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That's actually a really great idea.
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I want to take a picture of you saying "per capita."
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I could cry.
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Ugh, that's horrifying,
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See, the thing is, April, that lot is mine.
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is investigating a crime.
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I took my talents to South Beach.
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Gotta say, I'm impressed.
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Yeah, it was a disaster.
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And it's zone 14B, industrial waste clean-up site.
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Well, I'm sorry, but lot 48 is the only one that works.
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What do I do, Joe?
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Look, I am trying to remove parking meters,
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He's smart, and he's beautiful,
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That soil brochure was not busy work.
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But what if this person, this Ricky, who is real,
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Welcome to human farm.
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Yeah, it's actually about death and the city.
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than the last one you had,
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Ah, yes.
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we're starting up a non-profit foundation
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Just to clarify,
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Well, Gary--if that even is your real name--
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Okay, so we know it's not Jerry,
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What is that supposed to mean?
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He's gonna support my motion
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Aren't you supposed to be a sheep?
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for a shorter, Indian Ryan Gosling.
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Oh, well, thank you,
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from the offices on the other side
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a motion to construct a dog park
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Well, it sounds like there's considerable opposition to this,
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I had a thought.
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for debate, I move we sell it to Paunch Burger
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Hey, April, how is that dog park coming?
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It was like a thing he said.
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the kind of money to launch a massive investigation.
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maybe you ought to do something else.
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I don't know, man. Maybe I can't hack this.
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Also can you tell me what time
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Look, all I ever wanted was for you to show the enthusiasm
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A lot of love in this room.
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like, every night, and that is no good.
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My new suspect--the dude who runs Carpet Emporium.
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if I can't even investigate bad guys,
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for the weekends.
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 08, 2012

Leslie is nervous about meeting Ben's divorced parents. Tom prepares to pitch his new business to Ron with Jean-Ralphio's help. Chris rides an emotional rollercoaster.

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I own it.
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There's actually a lot more,
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that Ron doesn't understand.
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while my parents slowly strangle each other
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and 30 minutes later,
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- This is amazing. - I know.
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It's beautiful, and it won't.
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Leslie, you deserve the best, and you found it.
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Hey, Ben, you best watch yourself.
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Take all the time you need.
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Hi. It's--it's really nice to finally meet you, Ms. Wyatt.
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and I'm feeling very raw from my therapy.
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who I love so much.
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When we see something adorable, we attack it.
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Your father brought his little plaything.
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What the hell, Steve? They didn't know I was coming?
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but we are gonna fix this.
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distract them with innocuous talk
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Everything is terrible, but I am going to fix it
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Chris is in the back room, and he's crying.
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Like, I don't know, his friends are getting married,
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- Ron in 60 seconds. - Tom.
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So I have a certain amount of money.
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I like to keep my appointments, son,
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- Jean-Ralphio. - That's me.
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That's just one of many skills he brings
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because she's terrible.
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but this quilt thing is not going to work.
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but I am really attracted to you right now.
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You are the most wonderful dog in the whole world.
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It represents our two families coming together,
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and as far as I'm concerned, if there's no Ulani square,
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All right. Look at that.
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Okay, I'm thinking
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Trust me, he's our best chance at getting start-up money.
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Sometimes you've gotta work a little,
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Mmm! Wow, that's amazing.
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Smallpox, botched surgery,
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so can you just cool it for, like, 30 seconds?
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Look, champagne!
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Oh, boy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Wyatt family.
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and sometimes I won.
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I'm a parent.
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That is amateur hour, Tom.
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Oh, yeah, no, I'm definitely not.
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and four bottles of wine.
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- It was a good quilt. - It was an awesome quilt.
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For another 100 bucks, you can do whatever you want.
Aired 8 years ago - Oct 25, 2012

A job offer for Ben causes Leslie to contemplate their future. Ron and Andy take Diane's girls out trick-or-treating. Tom searches for a new business idea.

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I hope no one minds if I live-tweet this bitch.
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So, congratulations!
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Who was that? I'm just kidding.
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Oh. Are you talking about, like, job-wise?
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I'm applying to the police academy soon,
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Grand larceny. Somebody stole the heater.
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No, we can walk them around, it's no problem. I mean, we just got started.
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Get your foot out the water, dumb-ass!
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"Hashtag, hilarious!"
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It's okay though. My next big business idea is always right around the corner.
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And swamps. And swamp sharks.
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Neither of us is in costume.
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and paunchy, which is why I'm dressed like this.
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Please don't let this ruin your night.
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Is that for real, or are you just trying to make him feel better because he's doomed?
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I just want to hear the doctor say that Jerry had a fart attack.
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You are gonna have the future that you've always planned.
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Honey, this is the hat I was wearing
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I'm sure she'll get over it if you just say you're sorry, though.
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Here are those ankle weights I bought you that you liked so much.
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Tom Haverford, my needless shopping phase.
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The book's entitled The Thing About Me Is I'm Perd Hapley.
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and one day, bam, just like that, gator eats penis.
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You know, here, here everyone has a chance to succeed.
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I'm considering paying you a lot of money to get me to the State House.
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You know, a lot of what you wrote was really profane.
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(KNOCKS)
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You look nice today.
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It wasn't even a real tiara, for God's sake.
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It's a one-of-a-kind autograph from Mayor Gunderson's dog, Rufus.
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No, I mean, I'm not making any decisions
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But you never know, right? No!
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I'm sorry, I'm out.
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Oh. That's not as bad as I thought it would be.
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I'm gonna buy the complete Smallville box set
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I sold 12 bucks of Andy, 40 bucks of Tom
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Great. Thank you.
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That is amazing. No, it stinks.
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Leslie, you can't actually plan your future.
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You were saying it with your heart.
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I know. I'm sorry, Diane. I really am.
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Aired 8 years ago - Oct 18, 2012

An STD outbreak amongst Pawnee seniors prompts Leslie to conduct a sex education class. Ron helps Tom adjust to life without technology. Ben and April meet Congressman Murray for the first time.

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 04, 2012

Leslie helps a swim team get more practice time. Ron finds himself filling a pothole. April and Ben take a road trip to Pawnee.

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Recently, the Captain of the Pawnee Porpoises swim team
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we are saying to our citizens that this City Council
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because this bill is going to start a long romance
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I'm not weird. Okay, everybody leave.
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Pawnee's only a ten-hour drive. Road trip?
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You get snacks. I'll bring music.
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She's like the little sister I never had.
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I understand you've tried them four times.
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Oh, hello again, Diane.
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Pawnee 311. How can I help--
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Living in this town's like living
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Because. Other cars.
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It is a dentistry jackpot. It's genius, right?
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Pawnee's most exclusive cigar club.
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Whoa.
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- Are you excited, Autumn? - Yeah, definitely.
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Councilman Jamm changed his vote.
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The perm must wait.
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- Tom, a word, please. - Mm-hmm.
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'Cause just when we're about to do something really good,
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I just need to hurry up. How do I look?
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Excuse me?
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Soundtrack to Pulp Fiction,
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Oh, no, I--you probably don't want to listen to that...
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about the Fun In The Sun bill,
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Councilman Milton was first elected as a city councilor
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- No, thank you. - Tom, eat some.
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Look, it appeared that no one from the proper channels
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uh, Tim, Marie, Tim, and Mary.
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"Data had never felt this way before.
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This is delicious.
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then I'll spray down the hole to settle the dust
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♪ k-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i.
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Just make the trade, everyone's happy.
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Andy, come help me tamp this down.
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It's a job that requires two men.
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- Yes, indeed. - Oh.
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Just give him what he wants. Take the easy way out.
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Everything going good?
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Wait, but we were gonna make a sparkle palace!
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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You can have my parking space.
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Then Ana asks Grey to punish her.
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and "B," I did not like her.
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- Please, just steer. - Be stronger.
Aired 8 years ago - Sep 27, 2012

Leslie wages war on obesity in Pawnee by passing a city-wide soda tax. Andy tries to get in shape for his police entrance exam. Ben struggles to connect with the interns in his office.

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These college interns really need to be whipped into shape,
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13's just obnoxious. Great meeting.
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The physical exam is about three months away
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"be able to run 2 miles in under 25 minutes."
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have changed their "small-size" option
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Does anybody buy that?
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Most people call it a gallon,
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I'm sorry, Ms. Pinewood,
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It's so hot. It was horrible.
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No! I'm never gonna be a cop.
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I guess I'm proud of me.
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do not respect or like me at all.
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I'm thinking of making some changes.
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Instead of firing them,
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The name implies that there are zero calories,
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Okay, I think we're done here.
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this press release goes wide.
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I proposed this bill,
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would be good for public health.
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Speaker system, Mad Men bar, iPad dock, and bam!
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I just want to get a good job for me and April.
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and I suppose I need to feel
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What? Pizza. That's right.
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We should play tomorrow morning in the park.
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Tomorrow morning, pre-work Ultimate in the park.
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is none of the government's business.
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Come on, boys.
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Okay, "the soda tax is bad and unfair to consumers."
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Nice catch!
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- "I run for April." - I run for April.
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No. There's something wrong with my body.
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I went to Paunch Burger for a pick-me-up.
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I'm under a warm waterfall of uncertainty.
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Councilwoman Knope, how do you vote?
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Mayhaps, might I suggest that we have a re--aah!
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I mean, when I used to just work here,
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Ell-bow. Ell-chupacabra. Drinkin' coffee.
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- Uh... - Oh, wow, look at that.
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I'm your boss, and you can't keep disrespecting me like this.
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and I have to cast a vote,
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What--you--me--fou-- four--fired--times?
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- Nothing. The silent killer. - Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna die an anonymous, meaningless speck of dust.
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You were freaking out
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You are as "in line" as a person can be.
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Run a four-minute mile, climb Mount Everest.
Aired 8 years ago - Sep 20, 2012

Leslie and Andy visit Ben and April at their new jobs in Washington D.C.. Ron throws a thank you barbeque for the entire Parks and Recreation staff.