S5 E18
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Season 5  "Animal Control"  5x18

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 11, 2013

Leslie decides to give the Animal Control Department a much-needed makeover. Ann tries to get Ron the medical attention he needs. Ben, Tom, and Andy recruit donors for their charity foundation.

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 1
Okay, I'll lay out the benefits of donating.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 2
I rubbed my armpits with air fresheners.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 3
effective, and not completely stoned all the time.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 4
Gosh, Jeremy, he sounds perfect.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 5
Yeah, this one is mine, then Dexhart, then you.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 6
"Boring" is my middle name, so...
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
- I answered some of them. - For "date of birth,"
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
He's a rude, brash jerk. You'll love him.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
Ay yi yi.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
People who give to charity, they get amazing press.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 12
Cuban? Now, that's the kind of guy
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 13
I'm not going to lie to you. I needed that.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 14
I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 15
with actual experience at animal control.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 16
- This is my boy! - Hey, "Wyld Stallyns"!
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 17
You guys seem like pretty cool dudes
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 18
Eh, go ahead.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 19
- You're fired. Get out. - No, no, you're not fired,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 20
Would you sign my cast?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 21
What makes you qualified for animal control?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 22
I think you've got several options.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 23
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
Our health care outreach program
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
Makes it easier to just walk up and "pow!"
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
as long as it's not too bright or reflective.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
I don't want to hear your fat mouth say anything else.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
Hey! Show these garbage people out!
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 30
called "D.J. Jazzy Vern's."
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 31
Hold up, that's enough. Thank you, you're done.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 32
April, I got a present for you.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 33
Except for Jerry, who was great,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
the stupid confirmation hearing, okay?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
- Yes! Yay! - But only if you divorce Ben.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
Ms. Ludgate, we have found many emails
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 37
drinking alcohol in City Hall
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 38
Would you like to put her on your knee?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39
I like the idea of double the signings,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 40
Thank you so much for seeing us again, sir.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 41
Thought about it last night, and I decided
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 42
and help some kids with their pink eye,
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
hold on a sec, okay?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 44
Not until we go over your test results
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 45
I eat the things I eat, and I'll die the way I'll die.
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 46
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 47
No!
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 48
Oh, no? Why is that?
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 49
Animal Control would be way more effective
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 50
Well, I hope he kept a receipt.

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 2
I rubbed my armpits with air fresheners.
#2
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 3
effective, and not completely stoned all the time.
#3
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 4
Gosh, Jeremy, he sounds perfect.
#4
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 5
Yeah, this one is mine, then Dexhart, then you.
#5
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 6
"Boring" is my middle name, so...
#6
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
- I answered some of them. - For "date of birth,"
#7
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
#8
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
He's a rude, brash jerk. You'll love him.
#9
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
Ay yi yi.
#10
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
People who give to charity, they get amazing press.
#11
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 12
Cuban? Now, that's the kind of guy
#12
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 13
I'm not going to lie to you. I needed that.
#13
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 14
I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks.
#14
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 15
with actual experience at animal control.
#15
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 16
- This is my boy! - Hey, "Wyld Stallyns"!
#16
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 17
You guys seem like pretty cool dudes
#17
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 18
Eh, go ahead.
#18
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 19
- You're fired. Get out. - No, no, you're not fired,
#19
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 20
Would you sign my cast?
#20
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 21
What makes you qualified for animal control?
#21
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 22
I think you've got several options.
#22
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 23 #23 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24 #24 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
Our health care outreach program
#25
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
Makes it easier to just walk up and "pow!"
#26
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
as long as it's not too bright or reflective.
#27
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
I don't want to hear your fat mouth say anything else.
#28
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
Hey! Show these garbage people out!
#29
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 30
called "D.J. Jazzy Vern's."
#30
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 31
Hold up, that's enough. Thank you, you're done.
#31
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 32
April, I got a present for you.
#32
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 33
Except for Jerry, who was great,
#33
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
the stupid confirmation hearing, okay?
#34
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
- Yes! Yay! - But only if you divorce Ben.
#35
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
Ms. Ludgate, we have found many emails
#36
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 37
drinking alcohol in City Hall
#37
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 38
Would you like to put her on your knee?
#38
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39
I like the idea of double the signings,
#39
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 40
Thank you so much for seeing us again, sir.
#40
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 41
Thought about it last night, and I decided
#41
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 42
and help some kids with their pink eye,
#42
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
hold on a sec, okay?
#43
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 44
Not until we go over your test results
#44
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 45
I eat the things I eat, and I'll die the way I'll die.
#45
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No!
#47
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 48
Oh, no? Why is that?
#48
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 49
Animal Control would be way more effective
#49
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 50
Well, I hope he kept a receipt.
#50