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Season 5  "Pawnee Commons"  5x8

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 29, 2012

Leslie is suspicious about a new park design from an Eagleton architect. Tom asks the office for help with his new business. Andy tries to make his job as a security guard exciting.

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 1
if they weren't so busy being obsessed with themselves.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
So let's at least go meet the guy.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
Much like women in '90s stand-up comedy routines,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
Son, I love wildlife,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
that anyone can reinvent themselves.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
- Thank you so much for coming. - No, thank you.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
Its official name is "Five Mile Grounds",
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
Eagletonians are, without exception,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
I'm so bored. I need you.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
since I started talking.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
I thought being a security guard
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
As you can see, we like to keep things quite immaculate.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
want to design a tiny Pawnee park?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
I have chills. Look at my arm.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
and they claimed they weren't home.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
Great work, team.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
Great! Glad to hear it.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
May, 1817.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
Recognize any of your ancestors among the meanies?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
Look, Ms. Knope, I'm really trying here,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Okay. Can I speak to you privately for a minute?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
- So untie me! - Nice try, Miss Hitler,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
Fine. I will show you where it is, damn it.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
I am just filled to the brim with questions.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
from the great Ron Swanson.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
Why don't you start work on that right away?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
and you need to apologize.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
Mr. St. James,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
Leslie would like to apologize.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
No.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
I'm s...
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
as a gesture of good will, I'd like to waive my fee.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
I think one of the mannequins tried to commit suicide.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
One small pizza for all of us.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
82nd airborne is everywhere!
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
Let's try this way.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
containing the sights, sounds, and most importantly,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Or I will rip your throats out.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
They call their boogers Pawnee caviar.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
Leslie, we can't do that.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
You'll never know how much I appreciate it.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
Bert Macklin kinda made that little boy cry.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
how are there palm trees here?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
I think you're wrong.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
- Now we're even. - Leslie.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Now, I'm not angry at whoever took it.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Oh, let me also get 12 eggs, uncooked,

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
So let's at least go meet the guy.
#2 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
Much like women in '90s stand-up comedy routines,
#3 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
Son, I love wildlife,
#4 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
that anyone can reinvent themselves.
#5 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
- Thank you so much for coming. - No, thank you.
#6 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
Its official name is "Five Mile Grounds",
#7 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
Eagletonians are, without exception,
#8 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
I'm so bored. I need you.
#9 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
since I started talking.
#10 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
I thought being a security guard
#11 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
As you can see, we like to keep things quite immaculate.
#12 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
want to design a tiny Pawnee park?
#13 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
I have chills. Look at my arm.
#14 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
and they claimed they weren't home.
#15 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
Great work, team.
#16 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
Great! Glad to hear it.
#17 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
May, 1817.
#18 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
Recognize any of your ancestors among the meanies?
#19 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
Look, Ms. Knope, I'm really trying here,
#20 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Okay. Can I speak to you privately for a minute?
#21 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
- So untie me! - Nice try, Miss Hitler,
#22 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
Fine. I will show you where it is, damn it.
#23 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
I am just filled to the brim with questions.
#24 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
from the great Ron Swanson.
#25 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
Why don't you start work on that right away?
#26 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
and you need to apologize.
#27 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
Mr. St. James,
#28 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
Leslie would like to apologize.
#29 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
No.
#30 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
I'm s...
#31 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
as a gesture of good will, I'd like to waive my fee.
#32 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33 #33 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
I think one of the mannequins tried to commit suicide.
#34 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
One small pizza for all of us.
#35 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
82nd airborne is everywhere!
#36 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37 #37 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
Let's try this way.
#38 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
containing the sights, sounds, and most importantly,
#39 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Or I will rip your throats out.
#40 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
They call their boogers Pawnee caviar.
#41 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
Leslie, we can't do that.
#42 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
You'll never know how much I appreciate it.
#43 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
Bert Macklin kinda made that little boy cry.
#44 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
how are there palm trees here?
#45 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46 #46 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
I think you're wrong.
#47 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
- Now we're even. - Leslie.
#48 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Now, I'm not angry at whoever took it.
#49 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Oh, let me also get 12 eggs, uncooked,
#50