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Season 5  "Emergency Response"  5x13

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 14, 2013

Leslie and Ben organize a black tie gala to raise money for their park. Andy prepares to take his Police Academy Exam. Ron fills in for Leslie on Pawnee Today.

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I get it, and I love it,
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The disaster-preparedness people picked today?
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I picture 35 a-salt shakers and 42 batteries.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
Also, I got you a lucky charm.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
And this year, we are more than prepared for your test,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
First Responders, return to your stations,
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that I have ever organized in my entire life
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A strain of avian flu.
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Avian flu has just hit the town of Pawnee.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
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You can stop the ass-kissing, Haverford.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
What you got for me? Get out of my kitchen!
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
- This is for the drill, right? - Yes.
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- Christopher Traeger. - What?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
So you rode a bus with a contagious man,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
As soon as I'm done with these birds.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
The show must go on. In five, four, three...
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
happening tonight.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
How are you?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
- Okay, tell the firefighters... - All phones.
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I don't know how to answer that.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
To make that dream come true for another kid--
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
So just, uh, keep taking calls. You're doing great.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
pan-fried in salted butter.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
"combined with violent coughing and a devastating fever,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
and said I should give you everything I got.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
We have to destroy the entire town.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
Our top priority is now saving all the birds.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
and get yourself a proper dog.
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to open a business in this country.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
What? No, no, you can't do that.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
Yeah, well, so am I, so you can hear me!
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Well, Ron went on Joan's show and kicked ass.
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Oh, Andy.
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we have reached our fund-raising goal.
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If the test were any other day, Leslie would have aced it.
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the earthquake registered an 8.5 on the Richter scale.
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The disaster-preparedness people picked today?
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I picture 35 a-salt shakers and 42 batteries.
#4 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
Also, I got you a lucky charm.
#5 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
And this year, we are more than prepared for your test,
#6 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
First Responders, return to your stations,
#7 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
that I have ever organized in my entire life
#8 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
A strain of avian flu.
#9 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Avian flu has just hit the town of Pawnee.
#10 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11 #11 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
You can stop the ass-kissing, Haverford.
#12 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
What you got for me? Get out of my kitchen!
#13 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
- This is for the drill, right? - Yes.
#14 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
- Christopher Traeger. - What?
#15 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
So you rode a bus with a contagious man,
#16 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
As soon as I'm done with these birds.
#17 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
The show must go on. In five, four, three...
#18 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
happening tonight.
#19 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
How are you?
#20 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
- Okay, tell the firefighters... - All phones.
#21 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
I don't know how to answer that.
#22 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
To make that dream come true for another kid--
#23 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
So just, uh, keep taking calls. You're doing great.
#24 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
pan-fried in salted butter.
#25 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
"combined with violent coughing and a devastating fever,
#26 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
and said I should give you everything I got.
#27 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
We have to destroy the entire town.
#28 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
Our top priority is now saving all the birds.
#29 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
and get yourself a proper dog.
#30 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
to open a business in this country.
#31 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
What? No, no, you can't do that.
#32 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
Yeah, well, so am I, so you can hear me!
#33 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34 #34 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
Well, Ron went on Joan's show and kicked ass.
#35 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36 #36 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
Oh, Andy.
#37 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
we have reached our fund-raising goal.
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If the test were any other day, Leslie would have aced it.
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the earthquake registered an 8.5 on the Richter scale.
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