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Season 5  "Ann's Decision"  5x12

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 07, 2013

Ann tries to get to know herself as Leslie meddles in one of her biggest life decisions. Things go south when Ben enlists the guys to help choose a caterer for the wedding.

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
But number three's told a story--
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
Some sperm.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
Yeah, so did Lance Armstrong,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
- Mmhmm. - Joe, you are a donor here, huh?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
but I hate her and I want to kill her.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
What's in the pocket, you ask?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
Ooh, you know what?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
You'd want to know his personality,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
I can interview them and ask them whatever I want.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
and the woman in charge of it is me.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
- I just think he's a dick. - Yeah.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
Actually, maybe you should check in on your patient.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
I was dying earlier today.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
I did not sleep for one second last night.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
We need to call him. We must reach out to him.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
Ben, extension 7820.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
And welcome to a public forum about the Pawnee Commons.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
a flyer with details about the project,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
So are you still dunking basketballs?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
What? What are you talking about?
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
The last guy is Howard Tuttleman.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
Smells like some vomit took a dump in here.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Haver-food rule number six--
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
And I'm about to go eat some lasagna.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Everything's fine.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
I'm not signing the topless park petition.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
Wrote a thesis on narrative forms in the digital world.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
Well, I think, you probably need to get back to the studio,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
It sounds really interesting.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
His name's Howard Tuttleman, Leslie.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
Councilwoman Knope.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
You know, I've thought a lot about having kids.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
I don't know, I'd name him something funny,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
remember that chick Ann I used to...
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
And it's down to me and some other turd-munchers.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
and you think you're not gonna meet someone,
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
in respect to this Indian woman's vagina.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
I was her for two hours and I want to die.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
Well, I'm feeling so much better.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
No, it has to be from Pawnee.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
Dry toast and half a grapefruit for Chris.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
We, uh, got an update on "Operation...
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
The fartsicle. Frozen farts you can eat.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Okay, all right.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
so I am not gonna Jell-o wrestle.
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
Fine, I will stand there for one second
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
- I don't know. - Yeah!
 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
And the gold medal

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Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat.
#2 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
Some sperm.
#3 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
Yeah, so did Lance Armstrong,
#4 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
- Mmhmm. - Joe, you are a donor here, huh?
#5 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6 #6 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
but I hate her and I want to kill her.
#7 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
What's in the pocket, you ask?
#8 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
Ooh, you know what?
#9 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
You'd want to know his personality,
#10 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
I can interview them and ask them whatever I want.
#11 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
and the woman in charge of it is me.
#12 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
- I just think he's a dick. - Yeah.
#13 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
Actually, maybe you should check in on your patient.
#14 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
I was dying earlier today.
#15 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
I did not sleep for one second last night.
#16 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
We need to call him. We must reach out to him.
#17 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
Ben, extension 7820.
#18 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
And welcome to a public forum about the Pawnee Commons.
#19 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
a flyer with details about the project,
#20 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
So are you still dunking basketballs?
#21 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
What? What are you talking about?
#22 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
The last guy is Howard Tuttleman.
#23 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
Smells like some vomit took a dump in here.
#24 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Haver-food rule number six--
#25 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
And I'm about to go eat some lasagna.
#26 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Everything's fine.
#27 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
I'm not signing the topless park petition.
#28 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
Wrote a thesis on narrative forms in the digital world.
#29 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
Well, I think, you probably need to get back to the studio,
#30 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
It sounds really interesting.
#31 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
His name's Howard Tuttleman, Leslie.
#32 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
Councilwoman Knope.
#33 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
You know, I've thought a lot about having kids.
#34 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
I don't know, I'd name him something funny,
#35 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
remember that chick Ann I used to...
#36 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
And it's down to me and some other turd-munchers.
#37 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
and you think you're not gonna meet someone,
#38 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
in respect to this Indian woman's vagina.
#39 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
I was her for two hours and I want to die.
#40 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
Well, I'm feeling so much better.
#41 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
No, it has to be from Pawnee.
#42 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
Dry toast and half a grapefruit for Chris.
#43 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
We, uh, got an update on "Operation...
#44 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
The fartsicle. Frozen farts you can eat.
#45 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Okay, all right.
#46 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
so I am not gonna Jell-o wrestle.
#47 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
Fine, I will stand there for one second
#48 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
- I don't know. - Yeah!
#49 Recap of Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
And the gold medal
#50