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Season 5  "Basic Intergluteal Numismatics"  5x3

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 09, 2014

Dean Pelton initiates an investigation into an anonymous bandit; Jeff is suspicious when someone makes a confession.

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Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
Oh, Pierce, good for you.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
since we held that rally protesting the wrong Korea.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
of the Ass Crack Bandit strikes.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
You think the bandit's a teacher?
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Collect the seeds, sucka!
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
All right. Talk to you later.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
- [Scoffs] - This is never gonna end
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
Jeff, come on! You know how this school works.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
[Scoffs]
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
five days into the return of the Ass Crack Bandit.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
faster than coins are dropping.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
would suggest that he's angry or just fell in love.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
I see a man...
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
It hurts.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Professor hickey. [Groans]
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
Ah, no, no. This was free.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
I mean, why mix metaphors? Ants don't have butts.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
of which Greendale teachers are Dave Matthews fans.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
So please approve the Dean's new security measure
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
All right, free-for-all! [Overlapping shouting]
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Bublitz. We're close, I can feel it.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
He's bolting!
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
If you're going to confiscate this, know one thing.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Secretly investigating teachers behind my back?
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Let me be, like, the 50th person at this school to ask,
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
You not cool! You unprofessional!
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
- Uh... [Snapping fingers] - I find it funny
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
We're friends!
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
594. Okay.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Add some doilies and a foot bath,
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
Mush! Yah! Mush!
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
He's also confessed to dropping coins
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
You're all invited to the official
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
You knew it was a teacher. You know that doesn't add up.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
- Not going to the dance? - I'll go later.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Real fans call him Dave.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
Shh! Keep it down, huh? I made a deal with the Dean.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
There's a whole album of photos online if you go to...
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
We're just getting to know each other.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Jeff.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
my shoe is untied by British standards.
 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Tonight's celebration was cut short by some tragic news.

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Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
since we held that rally protesting the wrong Korea.
#2 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
of the Ass Crack Bandit strikes.
#3 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
You think the bandit's a teacher?
#4 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Collect the seeds, sucka!
#5 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
All right. Talk to you later.
#6 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7 #7 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8 #8 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
- [Scoffs] - This is never gonna end
#9 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
Jeff, come on! You know how this school works.
#10 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
[Scoffs]
#11 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
five days into the return of the Ass Crack Bandit.
#12 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
faster than coins are dropping.
#13 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
would suggest that he's angry or just fell in love.
#14 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
I see a man...
#15 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
It hurts.
#16 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Professor hickey. [Groans]
#17 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
Ah, no, no. This was free.
#18 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
I mean, why mix metaphors? Ants don't have butts.
#19 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
of which Greendale teachers are Dave Matthews fans.
#20 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
So please approve the Dean's new security measure
#21 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good.
#22 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
All right, free-for-all! [Overlapping shouting]
#23 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Bublitz. We're close, I can feel it.
#24 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
He's bolting!
#25 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
If you're going to confiscate this, know one thing.
#26 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Secretly investigating teachers behind my back?
#27 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Let me be, like, the 50th person at this school to ask,
#28 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
You not cool! You unprofessional!
#29 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
- Uh... [Snapping fingers] - I find it funny
#30 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
We're friends!
#31 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
594. Okay.
#32 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Add some doilies and a foot bath,
#33 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
Mush! Yah! Mush!
#34 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
He's also confessed to dropping coins
#35 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36 #36 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
You're all invited to the official
#37 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
You knew it was a teacher. You know that doesn't add up.
#38 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39 #39 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40 #40 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
- Not going to the dance? - I'll go later.
#41 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Real fans call him Dave.
#42 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
Shh! Keep it down, huh? I made a deal with the Dean.
#43 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
There's a whole album of photos online if you go to...
#44 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
We're just getting to know each other.
#45 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46 #46 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Jeff.
#47 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
my shoe is untied by British standards.
#48 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49 #49 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Tonight's celebration was cut short by some tragic news.
#50