S5 E3
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Season 5  "Basic Intergluteal Numismatics"  5x3

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 09, 2014

Dean Pelton initiates an investigation into an anonymous bandit; Jeff is suspicious when someone makes a confession.

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Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
Oh, Pierce, good for you.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
since we held that rally protesting the wrong Korea.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
of the Ass Crack Bandit strikes.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
You think the bandit's a teacher?
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Collect the seeds, sucka!
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
All right. Talk to you later.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
- [Scoffs] - This is never gonna end
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
Jeff, come on! You know how this school works.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
[Scoffs]
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
five days into the return of the Ass Crack Bandit.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
faster than coins are dropping.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
would suggest that he's angry or just fell in love.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
I see a man...
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
It hurts.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Professor hickey. [Groans]
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
Ah, no, no. This was free.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
I mean, why mix metaphors? Ants don't have butts.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
of which Greendale teachers are Dave Matthews fans.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
So please approve the Dean's new security measure
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
All right, free-for-all! [Overlapping shouting]
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Bublitz. We're close, I can feel it.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
He's bolting!
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
If you're going to confiscate this, know one thing.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Secretly investigating teachers behind my back?
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Let me be, like, the 50th person at this school to ask,
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
You not cool! You unprofessional!
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
- Uh... [Snapping fingers] - I find it funny
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
We're friends!
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
594. Okay.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Add some doilies and a foot bath,
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
Mush! Yah! Mush!
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
He's also confessed to dropping coins
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
You're all invited to the official
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
You knew it was a teacher. You know that doesn't add up.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
- Not going to the dance? - I'll go later.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Real fans call him Dave.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
Shh! Keep it down, huh? I made a deal with the Dean.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
There's a whole album of photos online if you go to...
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
We're just getting to know each other.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Jeff.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
my shoe is untied by British standards.
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Tonight's celebration was cut short by some tragic news.

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Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
since we held that rally protesting the wrong Korea.
#2
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
of the Ass Crack Bandit strikes.
#3
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
You think the bandit's a teacher?
#4
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Collect the seeds, sucka!
#5
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
All right. Talk to you later.
#6
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7 #7 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8 #8 Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
- [Scoffs] - This is never gonna end
#9
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
Jeff, come on! You know how this school works.
#10
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
[Scoffs]
#11
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
five days into the return of the Ass Crack Bandit.
#12
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
faster than coins are dropping.
#13
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
would suggest that he's angry or just fell in love.
#14
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
I see a man...
#15
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
It hurts.
#16
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Professor hickey. [Groans]
#17
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
Ah, no, no. This was free.
#18
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
I mean, why mix metaphors? Ants don't have butts.
#19
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
of which Greendale teachers are Dave Matthews fans.
#20
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
So please approve the Dean's new security measure
#21
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good.
#22
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
All right, free-for-all! [Overlapping shouting]
#23
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Bublitz. We're close, I can feel it.
#24
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
He's bolting!
#25
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
If you're going to confiscate this, know one thing.
#26
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Secretly investigating teachers behind my back?
#27
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Let me be, like, the 50th person at this school to ask,
#28
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
You not cool! You unprofessional!
#29
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
- Uh... [Snapping fingers] - I find it funny
#30
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
We're friends!
#31
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
594. Okay.
#32
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Add some doilies and a foot bath,
#33
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
Mush! Yah! Mush!
#34
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
He's also confessed to dropping coins
#35
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You're all invited to the official
#37
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
You knew it was a teacher. You know that doesn't add up.
#38
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- Not going to the dance? - I'll go later.
#41
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Real fans call him Dave.
#42
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
Shh! Keep it down, huh? I made a deal with the Dean.
#43
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
There's a whole album of photos online if you go to...
#44
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
We're just getting to know each other.
#45
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Jeff.
#47
Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
my shoe is untied by British standards.
#48
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Tonight's celebration was cut short by some tragic news.
#50