Status
Ended
Network
NBC
SEASON
EPISODE

Season 3

Aired 9 years ago - May 17, 2012

Jeff and and his former colleague Alan battle in court as opposing counsel in Pierce and Shirley's sandwich shop case. Meanwhile, Vice Dean Laybourne makes one last ditch effort to win Troy over to his Air Conditioning Repair Annex.

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from a savage chapter of our history.
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Now I realize that it's you.
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Sir, there's been a flow duct rupture in quadrant four.
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Think of it as inner dialogue.
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the good go crazy. But the smart...
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or get me to help you?
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A-ha! Crazy? Paranoid? Impotent?
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I was born in a courtroom,
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Hello, Abed? Ready to get therapized?
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Come in.
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So... The case of the sandwich signature.
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to keep vitamin "p" in its medicine chest.
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I'll need your help making.
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Where I come from, his name is Lame Abed.
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That's the lame way of seeing it, yes.
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That's why I don't understand
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- But you... - Goodbye, Troy.
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if she offered to sell Ben on craigslist
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who the father is. Objection.
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What was he wearing?
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because "healthy" sounds so much more exciting than "boring."
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You're Jim Belushi. [Gasping]
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[Neck cracks]
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After all, you did provide 100% of the financing.
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Hey, uh, while I'm doing this...
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[Courtroom booing]
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the one we keep secret, and South,
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And this man is a dishonor
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Zealously represent your client?
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thanks for the ride, sorry about slavery.
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So you want the last three years
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I hit the corner right on a fresh tattoo.
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You already know the rules...
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The heat will increase until one man yields...
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You're just in time for Jeff's closing statements.
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It's not worth your career.
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She said what I want was more important.
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And as long as we all believe that,
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Helping only ourselves is bad, and helping each other is good.
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that he just asked me to roll over
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and start thinking about what's good for someone else.
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Why didn't you just do some
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I know.
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- Yes! - No!
Aired 9 years ago - May 17, 2012

When Chang gains control of Greendale's campus, the study group forms a plot to take back the school. Troy seeks help at the Air Conditioning Repair Annex.

Aired 9 years ago - May 17, 2012

Pierce is summoned to Hawthorne Enterprises to discuss his inheritance with his deceased father's former right-hand man, Gilbert Lawson. The study group goes with him for moral support and must all pitch in to play the video game of their life on Pierce's behalf for the sake of his inheritance.

Aired 9 years ago - May 10, 2012

Abed becomes convinced that there is a conspiracy afoot and that Dean Pelton is an imposter. When Abed is apprehended sneaking around on campus, he is required to see a therapist, or risk being sent to jail.

Aired 9 years ago - May 03, 2012

When a beloved classmate dies unexpectedly, Britta uses skills from psychology class to counsel the study group. Chang tries to seize more control over campus security.

Aired 9 years ago - Apr 26, 2012

In a homage to Law & Order, the study group investigate a crime when someone sabotages their science experiment. When they discover the perp, Annie plans on prosecuting them to the fullest extent of Greendale's Code of Conduct.

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I... fell asleep in a sunbeam.
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helped Elly with her geography and then went straight to bed.
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- Blueberry. - Why not raisin?
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I had to take a picture of my yam through the door.
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old west color.
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I was gonna say, "Had a key".
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The guy we're looking for had a key
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Ooh, there she is.
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and you haven't seen it since.
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Well, time to visit the restroom.
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Order some ketchup.
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And I don't have to stay here, 'cause you're not cops.
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So whoever did this was angry.
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He'd have to confess.
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We named the yam "Pam."
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on the technicality that we're not police?
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We only have time to get justice.
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I'll explain later.
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I know who did it.
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The army guy.
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Will you please come with us?
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After conducting a full investigation,
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Well, Todd, what do you have to say?
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and I'd like to know why in hell he's being harassed.
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How about it, Jeffrey?
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- Shocker. - Jeffrey.
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Yo, man, you spent your life in the army.
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Professor... Thank you.
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Shirley did some more digging.
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Threatened to involve the real cops.
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Walk it off!
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and now you find your softness?
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Tell us what happened next, Todd.
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In fact, you have an absolutely glowing service record.
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Did you intentionally break into
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Tell me, Todd, do you consider yourself a hero?
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Objection, I hate the both of you.
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Not one little smudge.
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Is that why you hit your wife?
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I mean, I didn't...
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What will tarnish it is lying to your class,
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I'm telling your mother.
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Just give us a "C," give Todd a "C."
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Look, when we started this, you were after the truth.
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if an innocent man might get an "F."
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Of course you do.
Aired 9 years ago - Apr 19, 2012

When a final exam is postponed, Annie talks Abed into letting her spend some time in the dreamatorium, where an innocent simulation turns into an examination of the study group.

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I patrol it in the x7 Dimensionizer
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Geneva, I need the quantum spanner, the big one.
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I can't do this anymore.
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I'm not petty, Annie.
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Sure, it's how I got the construction approved,
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were dope and legit!
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Well, the sooner the food comes,
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There's no science at work here.
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recombined into objective observation.
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Gee, you've got it all figured out.
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He just implied I operate on a lower level
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It takes a lot out of him to run that thing.
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I've been thinking about our Inspector Spacetime scenario.
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- What are you doing? - From now on,
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Abed?
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Hello, Annie.
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where doctors save lives and make love,
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damn our two foot height disparity, I want you.
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I'm a surgeon!
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Now, we're going to kiss.
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I was raised on the mean streets of Harlem.
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I love butt stuff, I hate spiders,
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I'm more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie.
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Right, render environment medical study room.
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Abed doesn't exist, young lady.
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And there's more where that didn't come from.
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but he's not a doctor.
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and let the hall move around you.
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Ababed wasn't there, so whose memory is this?
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Jeff... Abed, stop!
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You're not holding anything.
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Signed, healthcare administrator Annie Edison.
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This is what's important to you.
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And I'm not staying here because I hate whoever you are.
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Sounds good to me.
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But we love Jeff.
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Careful now.
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I got an Abed here!
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This time you'll never get out.
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You think this is where we'd put you?
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a billion dollar website that helps people have sex.
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but they're not accurate for crap.
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Great news... you share that with all of us,
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We both need to get more comfortable winging it.
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Technically, no.
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Render environment observo-deck,
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Prepare to hyperjump on my mark.
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I'll see you on the other side inspector... Wherever that is.
Aired 9 years ago - Apr 12, 2012

Annie, Troy and Abed try to help Britta avoid an old flame who has returned to town, while Jeff and Shirley set out to catch a glimpse of the mystery man. Elsewhere, Laybourne turns to Dean Pelton for help with his pursuit of Troy.

Aired 9 years ago - Apr 05, 2012

The war between Abed and Troy intensifies, prompting Jeff to try to negotiate a truce between the former best friends while the rest of the group choose sides.

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of Friends Weekly, a pretend magazine of their own design.
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You were surrounded by softness.
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using blankets for rapid expansion.
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Abed renames his fort Pillowtown
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A softly lobbed, hypoallergenic sealy select
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says Pillowtown has until midnight tonight
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Oh, my God.
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Abed hurt Troy's feelings by being a robot.
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Well, I was in Korea, and I knew the sound of crap
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Midnight comes, and a campus holds its breath.
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12:07 A.M.
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Do you maybe keep hitting them till they learn to stay down?
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Citizens of Blanketsburg, I ask you now
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are at war,
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Unfortunately for Britta
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a hurt finger, and erectile dysfunction,
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Amanda Johnson.
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Winger's critics suggest
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he would refer to the theory as "essentially accurate."
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"you gave to troops at the blanket fort.
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"that you gave an identical speech to troops at Pillowtown.
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"You can buy special icons and packages at the app store.
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You just give me the pillows.
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They were later nicknamed "The Changlorious Basterds,"
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One of the interns said they were making necklaces
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No response.
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into an unstoppably plush juggernaut.
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Leonard likes this post.
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Well, that's what conversation is, Annie.
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"He gets distracted by loud noises,
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to capture the scene is Britta Perry.
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"but we both know I was your first friend.
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And I thought about what Annie said,
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which was no fun to watch time-shifted
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You were Troy and Abed. Things used to be easy.
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but for its position above the South Wall.
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In a fit of hurt feelings, Troy redirects most of his infantry
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What a colossal waste of 21/2 days.
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Come on, guys. Let's wrap this up.
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Yeah. We're grown-ups now.
Aired 9 years ago - Mar 29, 2012

As the new Greendale Subway shop opens in the cafeteria, Shirley, Pierce and Britta plot to bring about its early demise. Vice Dean Laybourne makes another attempt to get Troy to join the Air Conditioning Repair Annex, while Abed and Troy find themselves at odds over their competing pillow and blanket forts.

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Wait, that's "saved" Garrett?
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I don't know, and clearly she doesn't know me.
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that corporations are taking human form?
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of a more... liberated looseness.
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but if I were, I'd be the super classy kind
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No need to bribe me, Troy. Actually...
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if we made this a blanket fort, you know, take less time.
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- I'm going to go get a drink. - Okay.
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Kind of busy at the moment doing some awesome work with Abed.
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Well, he's Reggie.
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Well, I got a thing.
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I don't make out with forgettable women.
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- She died two weeks ago. - What?
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Sounds like you might be a vegetarian.
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Unfortunately I'm not allowed to discuss my former life
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Like a good book by Orwell or a Veggie Delite.
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- Pierce. - Sorry. Whoreswomanship.
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"She had become a physical necessity."
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I have to live within the rules.
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I should go.
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I never said you couldn't do anything.
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Have fun stacking pillows like a baby.
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That makes me a dick forever.
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Well, didn't she call you inconsiderate?
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You only think you lived in New York
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It's also a miniflask.
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Hello, Abed. How's the pillow fort going?
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to have a look-see at your blanket fort.
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Great, Abed will destroy his pillow fort,
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Evacuate fort Abed, and prepare for self-destruct.
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Oh! Subway.
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To me, you are simply a physical necessity.
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No, this is wrong, Pierce.
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God knows what crime you've committed
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because I'm going to try and change.
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And then today, it's like you still don't remember me.
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Do you know how long I've waited to hear you say that?
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- You told me to apologize. - To a dead girl's locker.
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Put it in a letter, Jane Austen.
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to craftsmanship in the face of mediocrity.
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to keep up with the inspectors or perish?
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I'll ask the questions here.
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we can't stop them from having hearts.
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You know, I was raised in the...
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- Britta! - Shut up.
Aired 9 years ago - Mar 22, 2012

Jeff begins experiencing extreme narcissism. The group helps Abed get rid of debt by impersonating various celebrities at a Bar Mitzvah.

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- No, wait... first then fifth. - Got it...
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they're drinking antiquated gender roles.
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- It's a sucker's game. - It's a mutual cop out.
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Our church has certain policies
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but every time I see a wedding idea I like,
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Relax and behave normally.
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so we can pitch him our sandwich shop idea.
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I'm way too busy for that now with the wedding and everything.
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[Beep, air hissing]
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[Guffaws] No. That's already weird.
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- You mean... - A full 24-hour weird-down
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"there will always be a reason not to follow your dreams."
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It's just that I don't want to see you slide
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Shirley, you can lie to yourself,
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There are still some parts of the prototype
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she's modern, she's urban, she's fun, and she's hungry.
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What about revenue projections? What are the margins gonna be?
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Pleasure not doing business with you.
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These pockets.
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That's, like, day-one floral school stuff.
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Britta, that's a really beautiful arrangement.
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- Ahh, ahh, ahh. - Don't eat my skin!
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[Annie humming]
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It's true, my superpower is that I can assume any position
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There's something real in there.
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Shirley's sandwiches can offer students
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Wait.
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- I know. - What's wrong with you?
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Ohh, God.
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I'm not being sarcastic.
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and I looked in my heart,
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That took me eight hours and six macallan neatses.
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Ah! I know.
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I'm supposed to be looking like a bride
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I'm so sorry.
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You know my store's been struggling.
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These shrimp are to die for.
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Abed, I just had an odd thought.
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Those teenage girls you play ping-pong with are doing it ironically.
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My daddy said he would stay with my mommy forever,
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I was born to be a wife and that's all I'm ever gonna be!
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Of course, but can't you see
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- How many? - Pick a number, dick!
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Can you even imagine what kind of wedding I could throw
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You got to promise it every day.
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and maybe it's time to let somebody else take the lead?
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you pretty much just married each other.
Aired 9 years ago - Mar 15, 2012

Andre proposes that he and Shirley remarry and a wedding date is set. Britta and Annie get busy planning the wedding and Jeff prepares to give a wedding speech, while Troy and Abed get ready to be "normal" for the occasion. Meanwhile, Pierce and Shirley pitch a sandwich shop idea to Dean Pelton for the Greendale cafeteria.

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- No, wait... first then fifth. - Got it...
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they're drinking antiquated gender roles.
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- It's a sucker's game. - It's a mutual cop out.
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You're having your wedding in the study room?
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This probably sounds silly,
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Relax and behave normally.
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so we can pitch him our sandwich shop idea.
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I'm way too busy for that now with the wedding and everything.
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[Beep, air hissing]
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[Guffaws] No. That's already weird.
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- You mean... - A full 24-hour weird-down
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Shirley, my ninth-grade english teacher used to say,
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It's just that I don't want to see you slide
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[Laughing hysterically]
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and something about maybe hydrangeas?
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I had to shelve the trouser bench anyway.
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Meet Shirley,
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What about revenue projections? What are the margins gonna be?
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and you'd clearly rather be with Halle Berry in 1999.
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Oops.
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That's, like, day-one floral school stuff.
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- Ahh, ahh, ahh. - Don't eat my skin!
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Both: Troy and Abed being normal.
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It's true, my superpower is that I can assume any position
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just saying what's really in your heart.
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I could use a drink.
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Well, then I'm writing this down, hmm?
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- I know. - What's wrong with you?
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I'm one of the Steppenwolf wives.
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Hey, man. You don't have to be sarcastic.
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Uh, I had a drink,
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- and nobody understands why. - Yeah, well, it's all I got.
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Well, initially, the fiscal...
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Dad? Oh, my God,
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Mmm.
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Oh, no. Has it been that long?
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Okay, I got to get back to my stereo business.
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Oy...
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Both: [Sighs]
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- This is the rehearsal. - Shut up, Leonard!
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And you know what I found?
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I was born to be a wife and that's all I'm ever gonna be!
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I thought you loved being a wife and a mother.
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at the same job.
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I mean, look around.
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And you don't just promise it once.
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and maybe it's time to let somebody else take the lead?
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Well, in that case, let's rehearse this bad boy.
Aired 9 years ago - Dec 08, 2011

When the Greendale Glee Club is unexpectedly sidelined, the school's effervescent choir director Cory Radison sets about recruiting the study group members to fill in. Skeptical at first, they eventually fall under his hypnotic spell, singing and dancing their way to the annual Christmas Pageant.

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The Glee Club is at Westside Hospital,
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Anyway, an old friend wants to talk to you.
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I won't, I promise!
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And ten times your best will be so bad,
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Mr. Rad!
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It was exactly like being on ecstasy!
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I'm sure trying to make things brighter
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by giving them the greatest Christmas gift of all.
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♪ How's your piano still playing this song? ♪
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♪ Glee! I'll understand every scene ♪
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♪ that we need ♪
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I guess I just like liking things.
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that was merely pretending to be into Christmas,
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♪ if the fat man can see me, yo it's gotta look right ♪
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♪ so I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas ♪
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♪ but if they are blue prints, how do we choose? ♪
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Wait, you guys never let me rap with you.
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Maybe it's nothing.
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We need this space to rehearse for the pageant.
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Good point. Sing about it?
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I believe so.
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♪ he's never gonna die ♪
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♪ grew a mustache ♪
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♪ he made the iron curtain and the Gremlins 2
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♪ you're welcome for everything ♪
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♪ baby boomer Santa ♪
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So Shirley or Annie for the Christmas queen.
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♪ well ♪
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There's something you have to see.
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Annie, you too?
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♪ Show me how to open a box ♪
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♪ or the deer? ♪
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♪ Are snowmen cold or hot? ♪
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♪ mistletoe for eat-y, taste good?"
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- Stay back, old man. - Don't even hum.
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♪ we all have the sudden urge to bake ♪
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♪ we asked our public school to give the answer ♪
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♪ was anyone important born today? ♪
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Oh, Jeff, thank God!
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Uh, I thought this was regionals.
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I'm glad we're singing and dancing together instead.
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No, no, no.
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- ♪ fa la la la la ♪ - Holla!
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- It's an emergency. - Hmm?
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What the--?
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No, stop, stop, stop, stop!
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Why don't we let Britta sing her awkward song?
Aired 9 years ago - Dec 01, 2011

Jeff and Shirley bond over foosball. After Annie breaks Abed's special edition DVD of "The Dark Knight", she covers it up by staging a robbery.

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 17, 2011

When the school board asks Dean Pelton to make a new commercial for the school, he enlists the study group to star in his production. Meanwhile, Abed films all the activities for a documentary.

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 10, 2011

The study group pitches in to help when Annie decides to move in with Troy and Abed, but the plan breaks down when she becomes frustrated by their fun-loving lifestyle. Elsewhere, Dean Pelton discovers Jeff at the mall and blackmails him into spending a lovely afternoon together.

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 03, 2011

Pierce is excited about a party he's throwing to celebrate his business success, but the affair becomes very different when his elderly father arrives.

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 27, 2011

The gang tells scary stories while Britta discovers that one of her pals might be a psychopathic maniac.

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 13, 2011

New roommates Troy and Abed host an apartment-warming party that takes a strange turn.

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that these companies won't repackage for a buck?
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Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating
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[All groaning] We're about to eat.
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Whoa! Yeah, put that away.
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Don't fight over them.
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♪ me so hung-ee me so hung-ee ♪
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Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
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Remember, no one eats those pies.
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It's gonna be better for her in the long run.
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What is it?
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Ow! [Laughs]
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Oh!
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just making googly eyes at each other.
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Adiós, Sapito.
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Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
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Speaking of crap, I was taking one in an airplane bathroom
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I love your place, Troy.
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Adiós, Sapito.
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I'm a man.
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Oh, my God, are you okay?
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Then I'd like to see her degree.
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He keeps his toiletries in a safe under the sink.
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- Ceiling fan. - I miss all the fun.
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Of course I am, Abed.
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- We're good. I checked. - You're the best.
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What? Annie, you've got to get the hell out of that apartment.
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Feel the terror! Stop the tantrum!
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Hey, guys, this is Toby, our pizza delivery guy.
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Wait, there are other timelines?
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[Sighs] Damn it.
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- Bathroom? - Yeah, over here.
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What the hell?
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♪ You don't have to put on the red light ♪
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Nooooooo!
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Five. One, two, three, four, five-- Abed.
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Down the hall.
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Minor head wound.
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Oh, cool. Thanks, Pierce.
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Hey, I don't think you should open this.
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A speedboat! Two waterpiks.
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You're bad at gift-giving!
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No, I really--
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I wonder what happened in all those other timelines.
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Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating
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On the raft of life.
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Britta's sort of a wild card from my perspective.
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I think we just found our pizza-getter.
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You should move here.
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 06, 2011

When the gang accepts a new person into the group, they learn how delicate their friendships really are.

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We love each other. Second paintball.
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I may have a developmental disorder.
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The point of what I'm trying to tell you, Todd,
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Hey, Todd! Todd, buddy! You passed the test.
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And there's no such thing as security guard detective.
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My own words rang in my head like a bell inside a head.
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She was all dame, legs that went all the way
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or something--had really put the scare on her.
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- Uh-huh. - Seriously?
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Very. You know what else is awesome?
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Here's Ben with his cupcake.
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That's what my homeopath said.
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Hmm. A matchbook.
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- Tell me. - No, you first.
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It's not fair that I should be the only one here
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and deal with this Todd problem once and for all.
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Okay, we just have to come up with a fair way
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We go boy-girl, boy-girl.
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and vice versa.
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to pair the people with the lowest GPAs with the highest.
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Because I have a gorgeous little newborn that I'd like to get--
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Abed, you're a computer.
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And I needed answers like a fish needs a bicycle-- A lot.
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I had to think fast.
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According to my system, Annie's gonna be with Shirley.
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Will you just tell us how you chose?
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He's a stranger.
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I'm more popular than someone!
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My mind reeled with thoughts.
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Honey, I-I-I don't know when I'll be home.
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Uh, I think I was the popular one in our pairing.
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I can see why all of you like him so much more than me.
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Don't get your number four stink on this, Todd.
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- What? - You're so religious.
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She's not gonna dissect anything.
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Pierce, wake up, Jeff is gonna heal us.
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Uh, no offense, Todd.
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It was my fault she had gotten mixed up in all this.
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What is wrong with you people?
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And it destroys everything it touches!
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I'm gonna hold my wife and my child close.
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And eventually, this caterpillar
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I can't help but notice a sorry lack of terrariums.
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- All right? - I don't have to do anything.
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one bench, and one grade that I will average.
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It's all connected.
Aired 9 years ago - Sep 29, 2011

Chang gets used to his new job. Britta reacts to a friend being taken hostage in a foreign country. Annie asks the group to help bring down her new friend. Professor Cligoris struggles to behave appropriately.

Aired 9 years ago - Sep 22, 2011

The Greendale study group reunites. Jeff butts heads with the new biology teacher and Dean Pelton finds a new nemesis in the dean of the Air Conditioning Repair Annex.