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Season 3  "Contemporary Impressionists"  3x12

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 22, 2012

Jeff begins experiencing extreme narcissism. The group helps Abed get rid of debt by impersonating various celebrities at a Bar Mitzvah.

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Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
- No, wait... first then fifth. - Got it...
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
they're drinking antiquated gender roles.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
- It's a sucker's game. - It's a mutual cop out.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Our church has certain policies
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
but every time I see a wedding idea I like,
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Relax and behave normally.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
so we can pitch him our sandwich shop idea.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
I'm way too busy for that now with the wedding and everything.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
[Beep, air hissing]
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
[Guffaws] No. That's already weird.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
- You mean... - A full 24-hour weird-down
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
"there will always be a reason not to follow your dreams."
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
It's just that I don't want to see you slide
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Shirley, you can lie to yourself,
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
There are still some parts of the prototype
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
she's modern, she's urban, she's fun, and she's hungry.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
What about revenue projections? What are the margins gonna be?
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
Pleasure not doing business with you.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
These pockets.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
That's, like, day-one floral school stuff.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Britta, that's a really beautiful arrangement.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
- Ahh, ahh, ahh. - Don't eat my skin!
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
[Annie humming]
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
It's true, my superpower is that I can assume any position
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
There's something real in there.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Shirley's sandwiches can offer students
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Wait.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
- I know. - What's wrong with you?
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Ohh, God.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
I'm not being sarcastic.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
and I looked in my heart,
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
That took me eight hours and six macallan neatses.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Ah! I know.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
I'm supposed to be looking like a bride
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
I'm so sorry.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
You know my store's been struggling.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
These shrimp are to die for.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
Abed, I just had an odd thought.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Those teenage girls you play ping-pong with are doing it ironically.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
My daddy said he would stay with my mommy forever,
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
I was born to be a wife and that's all I'm ever gonna be!
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Of course, but can't you see
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
- How many? - Pick a number, dick!
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Can you even imagine what kind of wedding I could throw
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
You got to promise it every day.
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
and maybe it's time to let somebody else take the lead?
 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
you pretty much just married each other.

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Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
they're drinking antiquated gender roles.
#2 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
- It's a sucker's game. - It's a mutual cop out.
#3 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Our church has certain policies
#4 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
but every time I see a wedding idea I like,
#5 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Relax and behave normally.
#6 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
so we can pitch him our sandwich shop idea.
#7 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
I'm way too busy for that now with the wedding and everything.
#8 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
[Beep, air hissing]
#9 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
[Guffaws] No. That's already weird.
#10 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
- You mean... - A full 24-hour weird-down
#11 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
"there will always be a reason not to follow your dreams."
#12 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
It's just that I don't want to see you slide
#13 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14 #14 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Shirley, you can lie to yourself,
#15 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
There are still some parts of the prototype
#16 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
she's modern, she's urban, she's fun, and she's hungry.
#17 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
What about revenue projections? What are the margins gonna be?
#18 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
Pleasure not doing business with you.
#19 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20 #20 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
These pockets.
#21 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
That's, like, day-one floral school stuff.
#22 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Britta, that's a really beautiful arrangement.
#23 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
- Ahh, ahh, ahh. - Don't eat my skin!
#24 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
[Annie humming]
#25 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
It's true, my superpower is that I can assume any position
#26 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
There's something real in there.
#27 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Shirley's sandwiches can offer students
#28 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Wait.
#29 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
- I know. - What's wrong with you?
#30 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Ohh, God.
#31 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
I'm not being sarcastic.
#32 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
and I looked in my heart,
#33 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
That took me eight hours and six macallan neatses.
#34 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Ah! I know.
#35 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
I'm supposed to be looking like a bride
#36 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37 #37 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
I'm so sorry.
#38 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
You know my store's been struggling.
#39 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
These shrimp are to die for.
#40 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
Abed, I just had an odd thought.
#41 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Those teenage girls you play ping-pong with are doing it ironically.
#42 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
My daddy said he would stay with my mommy forever,
#43 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
I was born to be a wife and that's all I'm ever gonna be!
#44 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Of course, but can't you see
#45 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
- How many? - Pick a number, dick!
#46 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Can you even imagine what kind of wedding I could throw
#47 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
You got to promise it every day.
#48 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
and maybe it's time to let somebody else take the lead?
#49 Recap of Community Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
you pretty much just married each other.
#50