Status
Ended
Network
NBC
SEASON
EPISODE

Season 5

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 17, 2014

When everyone learns about Greendale's first dean, they embark on a mission to find his old computer lab; Subway enlists Chang to spy on the group as part of its plan to take over the school.

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 10, 2014

Subway makes plans to turn Greendale into Subway University; Jeff considers an employment offer; Dean Pelton tells Annie and Abed about the school's first dean.

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I've seen insurance appraisers bleed.
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The school's in decent shape.
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Jeff's heart is in the right place, but he's wrong.
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Nope. Nobody do any of that.
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You're literally dragging me across a threshold
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So we'll see you later.
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Hey, check it out.
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That's why there's no need for this to get sentimental.
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How do you shake a story?
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- Here he comes, here he comes. - Okay.
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as any asserted or non-asserted perturbation
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But the city defines a dog as any living entity
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And I know you think it's a weakness,
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Let's proceed.
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Wait. Wait. Wait. Story feeds on conflict.
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I mean I'm right. I mean I'm wrong.
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Now, in the U.S., each year, six people die this way,
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all your fire exits actually lead outside,
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[All cheering]
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Press "stop" on Dave Matthews.
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to see that was the problem.
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Oh, Richie, you're my friend,
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[Grunting]
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We saved Greendale.
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If I come over there,
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Sure, things may look bad now.
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Annie...
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of my meals, not this obnoxiousness.
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this is the last time that will ever happen.
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of the Save Greendale Committee,
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♪ $5 footlong ♪
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Greendale is going to make a great Subway sandwich university.
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- Oh, proud of its potential. - Love its potential.
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Young lady, that's not fair.
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- You okay? - I just wish we had more time.
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They're not really mine.
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Very mature, you two.
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He has sex with one computer, and that's his legacy?
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Think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law?
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So... What are you going to do?
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I'm... I'm actually looking forward to a little bit of...
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I mean, after everything that has happened here,
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Um, I should go clean out my locker,
Aired 6 years ago - Apr 03, 2014

The gang gets animated in the vein of "G.I. Joe."

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 20, 2014

When Professor Hickey reveals that his estranged son (David Cross) has a baby, the gang decides to help them reunite through a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 13, 2014

Jeff, Shirley and Hickey's discovery of a hidden stash of textbooks causes power shifts within the group; Abed and Annie play a VCR game to decide who gets to choose their new roommate.

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- He has money. He's handy. - You're putting me on the spot.
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I don't think you heard his question. The answer is yes!
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Rachel's on her way, and I'd like to practice my smile.
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if you're gonna bitch about moving boxes?
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You do realize nothing good has ever been found
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Intro to Chemistry. Third edition.
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Let's just calm down and have a slow, pleasant chat
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or to make another rapping peanut costume?
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Because in my experience, when he thinks you deserve something,
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and we're gonna sit on 'em until we know they're cold.
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We would go, "Oh, no! We're in Barbarian times!
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Rachel, did you tell Annie about your Waterpik?
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Is this a real conversation or are we being bugged by the feds?
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- Stop trying to sell me on Rachel. - Stop pitching Anthony so hard.
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If Rachel or I win, Rachel moves in.
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We all have to, and one day we'll tell you why.
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Giving you half is not fair, it's silly.
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Either she can get half of all of our money
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Hey, guys.
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- Britta, find some rope. - I've got rope.
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what with all the gold and the outlaws.
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or when you see a square with a color or number matching
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He said, "Collect your tokens."
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- Okay, I'll allow it. - No, it's okay.
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- Okay... - Okay.
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Please, I'm on parole!
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evil.
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We had our chance to think about that.
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I choose Anthony!
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- Hold it! Yee-haw!
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- Reverse! - 2 tornado!
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Fast-forward to the red screen to get your gold.
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Abed, I think you're having one of your special times, okay?
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Abed, I don't like this side of you,
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but I don't think you have one anymore.
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But she knows one thing for sure:
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Yeah, leave Hickey here, and the two of you do the deal.
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Why do you have so much access to rope?
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That didn't work out the way I planned.
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- You're packing? - Yeah.
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for siding with her,
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because I've been worried I wouldn't pass a lot of the tests.
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and I don't always see it coming.
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 06, 2014

Dean Pelton lets two designers test their new social networking application at Greendale, leading to a war among the students; Professor Hickey decides to go underground until the battle ends.

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MeowMeowBeenz takes everything subjective and unspoken
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so I just kind of started committing.
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Nobody is gonna down-vote a guy on his birthday.
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Do you own stock in Trivial Pursuit's Baby Boom Edition?
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It just means the more others like you, the more likeable you can make others.
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I got to set these people straight.
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You're punishing me for being alive!
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Maybe it dilutes or distracts from your excessive intensity.
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Oh, Vicki, thank you.
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I do know Shirley.
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Registering for MeowMeowBeenz.
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All right, Trent, Mulch, Dave, Herpie, Clutch, Dirt Mouth,
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[Chuckles] Two MeowMeowBeenz.
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- Abed, hey. Come here. - Hi.
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- You look great. - You look great.
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Leonard, would you rather a Three serve the Fives food?
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What if we give these people something to believe in again?
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An event where Threes and Twos can rise and fall.
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Well, if there's nothing else, then...
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Yes. Are you lost, Two?
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- What are you doing here? - How goes the revolution?
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I once loved a Two.
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Craig, I got this.
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The Fives have spoken!
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Last chance, Jeffrey.
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Funny thing is, when I was a Two,
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I got to get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples!
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It's like one of these. [Laughter]
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[Old man voice] There came a time
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I sure do love them apples!
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Review. Review meow meow meow meow meow.
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- What about everyone else? - Look around you, Britta.
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[Taser crackling]
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You don't believe the rumors, do you, Koogler,
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and throwing out apples?
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Ugh, fine.
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You're the angry one,
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Actually, it kind of does.
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So sayeth Captain Koogler.
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[Scattered yelling]
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No.
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You are permitted back indoors by decree of Britta,
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Rate him!
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 27, 2014

Jeff helps Duncan romance Britta; Britta runs into some old anarchist friends and discovers they've moved on; Abed accidentally destroys some of Hickey's drawings; Chang has a supernatural experience.

Aired 6 years ago - Jan 30, 2014

As Annie prepares the cafeteria for the midterm dance, she and professor Hickey must deal with the head custodian, the head of IT and the head of parking.

Recap of Community Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 1
What can I do for you?
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Barbagarbagarba garbabarbabarba?
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eludes you?
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You guys are in charge of the dance.
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Well, she's having a little trouble
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Any way we could bump that up a little,
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but my guess is that you will be crying uncle
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__ What? God.
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Deputy Custodian Lapari,
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Did Mr. Whitney in woodshop make that for you guys?
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Well, it's election time.
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from the bottom of the queue to the top.
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[Laughs] Welcome to the labyrinth, kid.
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people whose bad bands need bad bass players.
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we'll lower the lights, and that's a midterm dance.
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- What? - "Bear Down for Midterms."
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- "Bear down" is an expression. - I know the expression, Chang.
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I understand I've been crazy in the past,
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Underneath all the craziness, I am still a human, and I...
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We'll...put up some bear things?
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they just need to submit the url, and I can...
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But, Debra, let's be clear.
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And then we'll have some cakes, party hats,
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If parking for the I.T. guy
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There was plenty of space to park in dinosaur times,
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You can take the books off your head because we're done posturing.
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- Yeah, pretty great. - Yeah. Bear down, baby.
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The news has been covering it all morning!
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We really messed up, you guys.
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Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
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can we get it out later?
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The people in the big machine that made you fail?
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on a sham piece of cork controlled by a parking guy
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that you made every board on campus worthless,
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and now I see why!
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"Fat Dog for Midterms"?
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- Fat dog! - Fat dog it, baby!
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Thank you.
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and I gave a differently abled person a job.
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- Nothing. You never called. - I'm sorry.
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I started this coat check without permission anyway.
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♪ I could feel at the time ♪
Aired 6 years ago - Jan 23, 2014

Abed plans an epic going-away party as Troy prepares to leave Greendale; a fun game transforms into a high-stakes competition.

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 16, 2014

A team of investigators has the study group take lie detector tests before they can be considered for distributions from Pierce's will.

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Yeah, what a waste of murder. I mean, he was, like, 79.
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Have you ever had any thoughts of violence towards Pierce Hawthorne?
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just as Mr. Hawthorne wrote them down, I assure you.
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- No. - She thinks that's true.
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Yeah, well, if I wanted the Government in my uterus,
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Did you get angry when Mr. Hawthorne told you Fat Albert died of diabetes?
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just in case we need to bargain our way onto a boat.
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we might have to endure just to get on a boat?
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No.
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Then send him a message about the roles he chooses.
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Aww! And no.
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You'll be thanking me in six years when you find out you have $86.
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- Was that anti-semitism? - No! That's sensitivity.
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All right!
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Look, respect for the dead is only a thing
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into a labyrinth of emotional manipulation and strategic instigation.
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and replaced it with a midwestern tofu substitute called "meatfu"?
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Guys, these questions are obviously designed to turn us against each other.
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- It's where Jesus gets his mail. - Answer the question, Adrian Grody!
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You exploited me and made me believe in a slightly more magical world.
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And why does your bathroom mirror say, "You're special," when you fog it up?
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Mr. Barnes, did you invent that handshake?
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Is it true that you planted geo-trafficking devices
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Do you not read my status updates?
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Is that why you were spending so much time by the coffin?
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Miss Edison, is it true you once secretly dosed
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I put 5 milligrams of something-something in your coffees and we all got an "A."
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- You kind of do. - I don't think I do.
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It wasn't about hurting you. I did what I did in the name of breakfast.
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Britta's the one that invited Garrett to Annie's birthday party!
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We have to stop letting Pierce do this to us!
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Or no better than him.
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It's strange after all these years how much we've kept hidden from each other.
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and Pierce is no worse than us, then that means...
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Pierce admitted he was flawed, and he died rich.
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So does anybody have anything left before we continue?
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to improvise such an ethnically specific vehicle.
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You may as well have submachine guns in your mouths. It vibrates my skull.
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Do you know that you hate yourself more than you should
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I also leave you this liquid nitrogen cooled cylinder of my hyper-virile sperm
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To Shirley Bennett,
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I leave you this tiara, which you once refused to accept.
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so that you're less tempted to drink this cylinder of even finer sperm.
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And that it's up to you not to waste it like I did?
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but, um, I'm kind of disappointed.
Aired 7 years ago - Jan 09, 2014

Dean Pelton initiates an investigation into an anonymous bandit; Jeff is suspicious when someone makes a confession.

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Oh, Pierce, good for you.
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since we held that rally protesting the wrong Korea.
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of the Ass Crack Bandit strikes.
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You think the bandit's a teacher?
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Collect the seeds, sucka!
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All right. Talk to you later.
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- [Scoffs] - This is never gonna end
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Jeff, come on! You know how this school works.
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[Scoffs]
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five days into the return of the Ass Crack Bandit.
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faster than coins are dropping.
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would suggest that he's angry or just fell in love.
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I see a man...
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It hurts.
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Professor hickey. [Groans]
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Ah, no, no. This was free.
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I mean, why mix metaphors? Ants don't have butts.
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of which Greendale teachers are Dave Matthews fans.
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So please approve the Dean's new security measure
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Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good.
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All right, free-for-all! [Overlapping shouting]
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Bublitz. We're close, I can feel it.
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He's bolting!
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If you're going to confiscate this, know one thing.
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Secretly investigating teachers behind my back?
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Let me be, like, the 50th person at this school to ask,
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You not cool! You unprofessional!
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- Uh... [Snapping fingers] - I find it funny
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We're friends!
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594. Okay.
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Add some doilies and a foot bath,
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Mush! Yah! Mush!
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He's also confessed to dropping coins
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You're all invited to the official
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You knew it was a teacher. You know that doesn't add up.
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- Not going to the dance? - I'll go later.
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Real fans call him Dave.
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Shh! Keep it down, huh? I made a deal with the Dean.
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There's a whole album of photos online if you go to...
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We're just getting to know each other.
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Jeff.
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my shoe is untied by British standards.
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Tonight's celebration was cut short by some tragic news.
Aired 7 years ago - Jan 02, 2014

Professor Hickey helps Jeff settle into his new job at Greendale; Abed convinces the study group to take a class focused on Nicolas Cage.

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I'm in. Cage class, sounds fun.
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Oh! Look at Mr. Smarty Pants!
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Yay, teaching! [Laughs]
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Mr. Nadir drove our TV Studies professor
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Your homework is to watch five Nicolas Cage films by Wednesday,
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Without a doubt.
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This is my house.
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Ah, please. That's all I have.
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Everybody, this is the new guy, Winger.
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[Knocking at the door] Yoo-hoo!
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Management's not allowed in the faculty lounge.
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He's a complex performer. He'll give you The Rock,
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But is he good, or is he bad? Every actor is something.
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Great. Consider our nation's youth pre-inspired.
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Ooh, Elaine, take it easy on the Oxford commas.
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Just a few.
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you clearly had no idea...
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I need to verify that you know enough to teach.
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She needs to be taken out.
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Go get your earring, you piece of human garbage.
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If you watch closely, at the seven-minute mark in Snake Eyes,
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[Nicolas Cage voice] Nicolas Cage, huh? Oh! Oh!
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I don't think you're gonna learn if I tell you how to think.
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- against Annie Edison. - You don't argue with Annie,
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Because they draw a circle
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I got this from Professor Hickey.
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I think he's a genius. I mean, he keeps getting hired
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because all actors have distinct values,
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doesn't allow for Nicolas...
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Oh, I'm a cat. I'm a sexy cat.
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Abed? Think of something safe
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- Are you drawing a peanut? - It's a duck,
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so best not be calling me a monster.
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- We do not work for them. - Maybe we do.
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- Oligarchy! - Et tu, Brute!
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[All screaming]
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I know a skinny, little Hebrew handyman you could meet.
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and you know, there's a word for people who remind you
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A demon to some and an angel to others, like a cenobite.
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Your teachers have been lying to you!
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ALL: Slightly higher grades! Slightly higher grades!
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are at each other's throats? No, because they're all rich.
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The teachers here are teachers here
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- ALL: Boo! - No, you suck!
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to think that we can eliminate riots completely,
Aired 7 years ago - Jan 02, 2014

Jeff returns to Greendale to help his former law partner gather evidence for a lawsuit; thinking Jeff is planning to help save the school, Dean Pelton calls the study group back together.

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Regarding the recent tragedy surrounding a certain collapsed bridge,
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how much you remind me of my aunt.
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He's asking for records
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The Save Greendale Committee.
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And asbestos reasons, but it's clean as a whistle now.
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to my first season dialogue, and me calling...
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- Is that cool? - It's the coolest.
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[Britta and Annie whine]
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Come on.
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Season nine of Scrubs, Zach Braff was only in the first six episodes.
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But first, why is there a big empty box on your desk
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[Legos clatter]
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That whole spiel, huh?
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Sir, I have to ask you to leave the concierge desk.
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Winger, you just lost our client!
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and the animals come to visit.
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Sometimes a student will claim, in court,
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- Is that your job? - Well...not yet.
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I push pens, Britta.
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Abed's working on the next billion-dollar social media app.
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I asked you to put the phone number on the screen.
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That's a side effect.
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He took the boys. He took the dog.
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I have to go to the bathroom again.
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So just close the deal and bring it home to daddy, eh?
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and you stomp in the grave of a real monster
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And now I get to make them un-happen
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your tears are just ones and zeroes to me.
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to arrive at all by yourselves.
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[All scream]
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This won't let me travel 100 yards from this,
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They seriously rehired a teacher
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If that were true,
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Nemesis?
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I did it. [Chuckles]
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I never lied to you.
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to a bankrupt fry cook hoping for a call from her husband.
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and out the other end as mixed-up cartoons.
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But you're our hero.
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We're putting Greendale in your hands.
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But what you do is above lying, remember?
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The same reason
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Looks as if you've lost your way.
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Unbelievable.
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to sort themselves out.
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- Heed the warning! - It's not easy being Dean, Jeffrey!