S1 E12
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Season 1  "Comparative Religion"  1x12

Aired 13 years ago - Dec 10, 2009

Shirley does the preparations for an upcoming holiday party. Jeff goes up against a school bully after being challenged to a fight.

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Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 1
Jeff was from Full Metal Jacket, and the mustache guy was the brother of the guy in Entourage.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
Like a certain little birthday boy. Heh-heh-heh.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
Are we cramming for Spanish or not?
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
or are you stopping home to change into your Christmas outfits?
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
Oh, that's good for you. That's wonderful.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
I'm born-again. Oh!
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
Do you know how foolish you sound right now?
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
Well, don't we have a diverse little family.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
[§§§]
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
Why don't you get going, Chuck Norris?
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
It's usted, dude. Even I know that.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
You're obnoxious, cramping my style and you smell like french-fry oil.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
She'll start in with all her mothery guilt-inducing powers.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
Yeah, I got some theories.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
But then I was like, "This is a story."
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
PlERCE: Oh, then it's settled.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
We got Forehead, Old Head, Dumb Head and the Other Head.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
Hello.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
Can you finish the manger scene?
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
Not a real question, a rhetorical one. You have the answer, he does not.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
She's got a point. In boxing, you fight for the purse and a belt.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
[GRUNTS]
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
What is going on?
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
You realize there's no way to take this
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
I told him not to fight.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
I see the appeal and would never take it away from anyone,
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
Well, you don't get to. You're not my mom.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
He's dead to me. And if any of you leave you'll be dead to me too.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
You're banning Jeff from the party? That doesn't seem very Christian.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
And Annie knows a thing or two about guilt, am I right, Jew?
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
Suck it, Nietzsche.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
I think there's one thing we can all agree on.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
because you're trying so hard to recreate something
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
while he rolls around on the ground, groping another man.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43
What's up, dude?
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
And as much as I hate you and the cast of Breakin',
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
Jeffrey.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
Please, it's Christmas. It's December 10th.
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
SHlRLEY [SlNGlNG]: § Sensible night §

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Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
Like a certain little birthday boy. Heh-heh-heh.
#2
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
Are we cramming for Spanish or not?
#3
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
or are you stopping home to change into your Christmas outfits?
#4
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
Oh, that's good for you. That's wonderful.
#5
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
I'm born-again. Oh!
#6
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
Do you know how foolish you sound right now?
#7
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
Well, don't we have a diverse little family.
#8
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
[§§§]
#9
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10 #10 Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
Why don't you get going, Chuck Norris?
#11
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
It's usted, dude. Even I know that.
#12
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
You're obnoxious, cramping my style and you smell like french-fry oil.
#13
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14 #14 Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
She'll start in with all her mothery guilt-inducing powers.
#15
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
Yeah, I got some theories.
#16
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
But then I was like, "This is a story."
#17
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
PlERCE: Oh, then it's settled.
#18
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
We got Forehead, Old Head, Dumb Head and the Other Head.
#19
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20 #20 Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
Hello.
#21
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Can you finish the manger scene?
#23
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
Not a real question, a rhetorical one. You have the answer, he does not.
#24
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
She's got a point. In boxing, you fight for the purse and a belt.
#25
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
[GRUNTS]
#26
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
What is going on?
#27
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
You realize there's no way to take this
#28
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
I told him not to fight.
#29
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30 #30 Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
I see the appeal and would never take it away from anyone,
#31
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
Well, you don't get to. You're not my mom.
#32
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33 #33 Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34 #34 Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
He's dead to me. And if any of you leave you'll be dead to me too.
#35
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
You're banning Jeff from the party? That doesn't seem very Christian.
#36
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
And Annie knows a thing or two about guilt, am I right, Jew?
#37
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
Suck it, Nietzsche.
#38
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
I think there's one thing we can all agree on.
#39
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
because you're trying so hard to recreate something
#40
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
while he rolls around on the ground, groping another man.
#41
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What's up, dude?
#43
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
What's up? What's up? What's up?
#44
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45 #45 Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
And as much as I hate you and the cast of Breakin',
#46
Recap of Community Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
Jeffrey.
#47
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Please, it's Christmas. It's December 10th.
#49
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SHlRLEY [SlNGlNG]: § Sensible night §
#50