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Season 1  "Heavy"  1x16

Aired 16 years ago - Mar 29, 2005

House must fire one of his doctors and leaves them to think about it while they deal with an overweight 10-year old child who suffered a heart attack as the result of taking diet pills. House is also faced with a woman who won't accept surgery for a 30 lb. tumor because she wants to remain overweight.

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Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 1
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Nipples? You need to get rid of one of your people.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 3
- What's the problem? - Heart attack.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 4
That's what five pediatricians, two nutritionists and a psychologist said.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 5
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 6
Is this... thing treatable?
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 7
Burning? Exactly.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 8
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 9
Way over. Kids in my neighborhood used to call me "Rerun".
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 10
Not from Mummy. Everything in society tells us we have to be thin to be successful.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 11
It will be more cost-efficient once I grab Cameron's ass, call Foreman a spade, and Chase--
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 12
Jessica. You're not, either. I don't wanna do this anymore.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 13
Oh, please. Save your pathetic insincerity for your boyfriend.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 14
I assume I don't have to point out that now would be an extremely good time...
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 15
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 16
You might wanna broaden the search just a little.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 17
Right. So it's the money. You resent it, but you're gonna tell me that he doesn't need the job.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 18
And you are? With my job, yes.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 19
Jessica really doesn't have any friends.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 20
I assume his goal is to stir up antagonism toward me.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 21
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 22
Nope. But I've never gone swimming with you.
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I just-- I just wanted to fit in.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 26
Right. So I guess it's the media and pharmaceutical companies' fault now,
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 27
Oh, my God.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 28
Did you actually see her prepare and administer the heparin?
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 29
Hey! Stop worrying about your asses and start worrying about the patient's.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 30
And I do know what "induced" means. We did this?
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 31
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 32
I'll definitely think twice before correcting one of your mistakes again.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 33
Because I'm not insanely insecure, and because I can actually trust in another human being,
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 34
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 35
If he can work it so we keep the current staff for the same amount of money,
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 36
She told me about the tumor. Yeah? She also tell you why she's refusing to have it removed?
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 37
You have kids. How novel. That changes everything.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 38
At this point, it doesn't matter what caused the necrosis.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 39
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Do you want to fire me?
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 41
You jumped on this idea like a life raft. Not one question about what else it could be.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 42
Love her green eyes and his baby blues.
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looking for married women with surgical scars.
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I don't need you.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 45
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 46
- Pyoderma gangrenosum. - More sores.
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 47
It's perfect. It explains everything.
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Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 49
Once it's gone, everything will get normal very fast.
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Nipples? You need to get rid of one of your people.
#2
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 3
- What's the problem? - Heart attack.
#3
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 4
That's what five pediatricians, two nutritionists and a psychologist said.
#4
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Is this... thing treatable?
#6
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 7
Burning? Exactly.
#7
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Way over. Kids in my neighborhood used to call me "Rerun".
#9
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 10
Not from Mummy. Everything in society tells us we have to be thin to be successful.
#10
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 11
It will be more cost-efficient once I grab Cameron's ass, call Foreman a spade, and Chase--
#11
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 12
Jessica. You're not, either. I don't wanna do this anymore.
#12
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 13
Oh, please. Save your pathetic insincerity for your boyfriend.
#13
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 14
I assume I don't have to point out that now would be an extremely good time...
#14
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You might wanna broaden the search just a little.
#16
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Right. So it's the money. You resent it, but you're gonna tell me that he doesn't need the job.
#17
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And you are? With my job, yes.
#18
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Jessica really doesn't have any friends.
#19
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I assume his goal is to stir up antagonism toward me.
#20
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Nope. But I've never gone swimming with you.
#22
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I just-- I just wanted to fit in.
#25
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 26
Right. So I guess it's the media and pharmaceutical companies' fault now,
#26
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 27
Oh, my God.
#27
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 28
Did you actually see her prepare and administer the heparin?
#28
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 29
Hey! Stop worrying about your asses and start worrying about the patient's.
#29
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 30
And I do know what "induced" means. We did this?
#30
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I'll definitely think twice before correcting one of your mistakes again.
#32
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Because I'm not insanely insecure, and because I can actually trust in another human being,
#33
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If he can work it so we keep the current staff for the same amount of money,
#35
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 36
She told me about the tumor. Yeah? She also tell you why she's refusing to have it removed?
#36
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 37
You have kids. How novel. That changes everything.
#37
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 38
At this point, it doesn't matter what caused the necrosis.
#38
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Do you want to fire me?
#40
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You jumped on this idea like a life raft. Not one question about what else it could be.
#41
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 42
Love her green eyes and his baby blues.
#42
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 43
looking for married women with surgical scars.
#43
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 44
I don't need you.
#44
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- Pyoderma gangrenosum. - More sores.
#46
Recap of House Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 47
It's perfect. It explains everything.
#47
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Once it's gone, everything will get normal very fast.
#49
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