Aired 14 years ago - May 17, 2010
Cuddy, House and members of the team join forces with a search-and-rescue team to provide much-needed medical attention at the scene of an emergency.
Aired 14 years ago - May 10, 2010
During a session with Dr. Nolan, House recounts the case of a woman who arrives at the Princeton Plainsboro emergency room with an unexplained illness and no recollection of who she is. While trying to solve the mystery of the woman's illness, House must also help her piece together her identity.
No.
specifically so that you
could move in with him.
that made the patient's brain
choose to forget everything.
Long shot.
I do my part, earn my keep.
And when I come back,
I'm not suggesting
alvie's a substitute,
destroyed the records.
therefore, you are Puerto Rican.
I just work here.
Here, work, anywhere she could
have been exposed.
Well, there was a sort of, um,
You've been too busy.
I'm choosing my diagnoses
based on personal issues?
That should be it.
♪ ♪
He came to find me,
wanted to make sure I'm okay--
You dismiss alvie's
story about his mother,
She decided to make her
life mean something.
Just like you and me, House,
they're not on the same page.
You just found it,
uh… interesting.
Well, if you don't remember,
then how can you--
Logically, people punish
themselves
How do you know this wasn't
entirely his own idea?
which she never does
without a reason.
Me too.
Maybe they did talk
about you, but...
Just touch base.
So there's truth in both versions.
I can say whatever I want to him,
uh, but it sounds like he's
the closest you can come
Why is it not my right to consent?
Well, you can stop arguing,
Well, he was asking for it.
That's what I paid.
Yeah, prof saw me walking
down the driveway.
Start her on a multidrug regimen.
proving the matriarchal
lineage of Juan alvarez.
It was her past.
Lost one with Wilson,
gained one with alvie.
No.
Relationships.
Aired 14 years ago - May 03, 2010
The team takes on the case of an ailing groom-to-be who harbors undisclosed secrets from a previous relationship. As his fiancée tries to get answers to her many questions, a frustrated team winnows down the possibilities. Meanwhile, House spends
extra-curricular time with his Princeton Plainsboro colleagues, performing a karaoke rendition of a Gladys Knight & The Pips classic with Foreman and Chase.
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Happy time.
Oh! Snap.
This is Dr. House.
Aphasia and syncope.
My voice just came back right now.
a lucrative medical practice
to come work for you?
You believe me, right?
Okay, let's say all
his symptoms are real.
You two check his
swinging bachelor pad.
That's a suspended ceiling.
Actually, he was my
boyfriend for three years.
Okay. I'll go test
your fiancee for HIV.
Absolutely no reason to look at me.
So maybe being straight did.
Or lithium chloride
or cyclophosphamide.
It's a half-hour drive from here.
Even managed to talk Chris
into signing up for one.
It was before he met you.
Electrical problems,
restricted blood flow,
You want to come?
I gave him a dollar.
But how bad can a night
out at a lesbian bar be?
As I'm sure your wife did.
I know.
I think you should leave.
I thought I was.
but it's--it's all in the past now.
A distracted person makes
a distracted professional.
The guy walked in with his bride.
My self-pity's optional.
What about yours?
and top him up with artificial CSF.
This isn't a stroke.
Then what is it?
Hey, could have gone a
lot higher than $215.
Oh. Drinks are on me
and Foreman tonight.
Yes, I have sex with my girlfriend,
measures changes in blood
flow in your penis.
♪ oh, he's leavin' ♪
♪ I've got to go ♪ ♪
his and hers alone ♪
His therapists loaded
him with hormones.
Change is hard.
Oh, wow, that-- that's better.
So as far as that goes, oops.
Ted, this is a mistake.
I'm not gay, Nicole.
Nic!
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 26, 2010
House and the team take on the case of a woman Julia, who is in an open marriage and becomes ill during a date with her on-the-side boyfriend. As perplexing as the case is, Julia's happy and healthy, yet polygamous relationship is equally baffling to the team. Meanwhile, House tests Wilson's relationship with Sam.
So I will see you tonight?
She put the milk in the
door and not on the shelf.
E.R. ruled out all
the usual suspects.
I'd rather this not
be what you think of
But you just don't want
to be young together.
No, you and I are friends
Take her digestive
system for a test drive.
One of the few drawbacks
of having an open marriage.
I don't want to settle and end
up resenting my husband.
from the last six months.
or pretend to enjoy
classical music?
to even the score,
which means he thinks
They're still married. I'm not.
Whoever's taking care of me
They sleep with other people?
Well, she does.
All this time and energy
I'll get a cab.
It was a disaster.
wishes that all women
were horny all the time
you can't put a big,
flat bowl on the bottom.
Oh, it's about health.
What about the coaster?
I didn't ask you to.
Of course you didn't.
I hate genetics.
Maybe because I was working
two jobs to support us.
Here. He doesn't have any.
Congratulations, House.
Sam ended it.
I could have kept my mouth shut,
She's crying and screaming
and totally out of control.
It was the lies.
It's what you want, isn't it?
Which means we need to
come up with a better idea.
then go home to your wife?
but when it stopped?
It was during an X-ray.
What did you do?
I mean, where's
Rachel eating tonight?
Actually, ibd does make sense,
Logically, it makes perfect sense.
Is that okay?
I can't hurt Rachel like that.
Excess iron builds up,
He was covering his ass.
I wish we had this
fight ten years ago.
Those are lilacs.
lesions and inflammations
throughout the body.
Aired 14 years ago - Apr 19, 2010
House and the team take on the case of Sir William, a "knight" in a closed-off community of men and women living according to the ideals of the High Renaissance. As the team searches the medieval village for environmental factors contributing to Sir
William's rapidly deteriorating health, Thirteen and Sir William debate the acts that define honor and loyalty, especially in regard to the "queen" of the community, one of Sir William's most frequent visitors. Meanwhile, Wilson starts over with an ex.
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Aired 14 years ago - Apr 12, 2010
When a newborn disappears from the nursery, Princeton Plainsboro goes on lockdown, preventing anyone from entering, leaving or moving within the hospital. While House and his team members are trapped in various parts of the building, new insights about the team’s personal histories, relationships and regrets surface.
Please remain calm and wait
for hospital personnel
Truth.
If you already found it,
The limp.
I read about you.
because my file bored you.
No, but now you've asked me
two questions,
There must be over 30
malpractice settlements
Where did you--
Not that you have no friends
Truth.
No, no, no, of course
I'll show my breasts to Taub.
Interesting...
dude.
Hit me
in the face.
Not for the patient file.
I'm not proud.
You have to go steal
one dollar right now.
At the hospital.
I was sort of
forced out, actually,
Pretty much.
Doesn't matter
if you're a model husband
whose uptake enzymes
haven't been activated,
I did love you.
Not you.
Truth.
That woman, the woman
I'm not involved with,
I'm gonna miss this too.
So we both have
a few regrets.
Does that make me
a horrible person?
Adrienne,
We never really did
have a proper good-bye.
I was never there
when she needed me, so...
Your father.
♪ ♪
Yeah.
Aired 14 years ago - Mar 15, 2010
The team takes on the case of a high school senior who inexplicably blacks out during a class field trip. While in the hospital, the patient repeatedly hallucinates. After exhausting myriad ineffective treatments for her mysterious ailments, House
attempts one last controversial approach to diagnosing her: monitoring her cognitive patterns and looking for clues. Meanwhile, Taub airs his dirty laundry at work, and Wilson attempts to furnish his condo.
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You've never furnished a home.
X-rays confirm the fluid that
almost suffocated her to death
or you think Cuddy's
not smart, which means...
We're arguing because we don't
ever do anything together anymore.
Nick, what's he talking about?
Why would I lie about that?
E.R. drew blood cultures... all
negative, no parasites, no fungus.
TEE and intra-operative visualization
To my son's sperm?
A systemic reaction can be
triggered by the protein in semen.
VDRL and enzyme
immunoassays were negative.
So your wife's a little
insecure. Is that so bad?
There's something wrong with the machine.
If there was any sign of inflammation,
It's not funny.
"We get it done so you don't have to."
I'm just...
Which was clean on MRI,
MRA, and whole-body scan.
Coincidentally, she could also
have a stroke if we do nothing.
Good, 'cause I wasn't planning on lunch.
Inspiration point doesn't
open till after dark.
I was wondering if you could tell me
a little bit about this dining table.
Okay, that's... that's not the one.
immunological effects,
production of red blood cells.
- I thought the scans didn't show any.
- Because she doesn't have any.
But don't return it. I
can't keep doing this.
Aired 14 years ago - Mar 08, 2010
House and the team take on the case of an avid blogger admitted with sudden bruising and bleeding. From her hospital bed, the patient blogs about her symptoms, doctors and prospective diagnoses to her dedicated band of followers and solicits their
advice on a course of treatment. Such openness leads the team to contemplate the value of privacy, especially after House and Wilson uncover secrets from one another 's past. Meanwhile, Chase is coaxed into testing out the dating scene.
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Aired 14 years ago - Feb 08, 2010
During a day in the life of Princeton Plainsboro's Dean of Medicine, Dr. Lisa Cuddy, the inner workings of the hospital are seen through her eyes. This day proves to be especially trying as Cuddy wrestles with myriad hospital issues and staff
disputes that test her perseverance and skills as an administrator, all while juggling issues in her personal life.
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I'm sorry. It's hard to pace yourself
mpm
but I still say that if it had
been, infecting him with malaria...
Good-bye, House.
Yeah, I wanted to let you know there's
a problem with one of the orders
You better or I'm gonna file...
Just call me in a half an hour either way.
Atlanticnet insurance is the largest
healthcare provider in New Jersey,
Princeton Plainsboro is the smallest
hospital in our entire network.
and gone with a demi.
I don't care how interesting it is.
You are not infecting him with malaria.
Then you better stop spending all
your time putting out his fires
if they increase reimbursements by 12%.
He didn't give in, but he will.
I had surgery to remove a malignant polyp
If you write me a
prescription, they have to pay.
I need something.
- In my office?
- Didn't wanna sit around sick people.
No, he most certainly did not.
We haven't had sex in months.
I fired one of my best employees,
Looks like boils, altered mental status,
Underneath all the other stuff
you're carefully considering.
From now on, I got nothing but
bad things to say about that.
And I turned the ringer
off on the home phone
how selective your company appears
to be when it comes to cutting costs.
Enough to tell me to get
my ass back over here today.
- I thought...
- Foreman thinks
It's been a difficult process,
but I wanted to let you all know,
She will... Eventually.
But he's also not interested in being
forced into a medical bankruptcy.
Made sure we did whatever
you needed to get well.
I started stealing from here
six months after you hired me.
I started stealing from here
six months after you hired me.
Aired 14 years ago - Feb 01, 2010
House and the team rush to treat an ailing college football star in time for the patient to compete in NFL tryouts. But when the patient experiences an onslaught of varied and unusual symptoms, the team has trouble reaching a consensus on how to
effectively treat him in time. Meanwhile, Foreman’s brother Marcus makes a surprise visit to the hospital.
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Aired 14 years ago - Jan 25, 2010
The team takes on the case of Valerie, an attractive female executive experiencing random episodes of excruciating pain. House agrees to take the case based on Valerie’s looks, and while treating her, the men on the team are charmed by Valerie’s
beauty and personality, with Thirteen looking beyond the superficial to try to discover a link to her illness. Meanwhile, House uncharacteristically attempts to alleviate his conscience by reaching out to a former medical school colleague he wronged.
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Aired 14 years ago - Jan 11, 2010
When drug dealer Mickey mysteriously collapses while negotiating a sale, his partner-in-crime, Eddie, accompanies him to Princeton Plainsboro for treatment. But with a major deal pending, Mickey is not forthcoming with the necessary personal
information the team needs to treat him. As Mickey's condition worsens, the team resorts to old-fashioned detective work to solve the case. Meanwhile, House and Wilson compete for the affection of a new neighbor, and Chase, Thirteen and Taub attempt to play a practical joke on Foreman.
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If you don't get this checked
out, it'll happen again.
He actually said
he was a drug dealer?
and the best pizza
is at Gino's.
Husband?
Partner? Lover?
House is clearly screwing with us.
It's a fake pay stub.
Okay. Well,
let's work with that.
and go back
to being doctors.
at your next review,
in August.
that gives away
where that is.
I got things
I gotta take care of.
Borrowed it
from a friend.
I hear you thought
that Wilson and I liked
So, what are you
going to do now?
Points us back to environmental,
tied to wherever he went.
I'm in.
Nora and I spend the next
few weeks hanging out,
Did you get it cut because you're
ready for the next chapter or...
And stress.
He's been in this game for a while,
With wine.
I bluffed,
she called it.
Look, House hates musicals
and fashion and meringue.
Turns out, if you screw the
antennae into the wrong sockets,
at the first sign
of a sniffle.
If you won't talk to us,
we'll find someone who will.
the whole thing
gets called off.
No, because, guess what,
I don't read minds.
So we're stuck
with environmental.
It'll be fun,
like a sleepover.
everything's
coming up clean.
and we've got nothing.
before he drowns
in his own blood.
I mean, Jimmie knows
everything that we know.
Okay, then.
Sorry.
You told me to drop by,
Hughes-Stovin is
an autoimmune disease.
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 30, 2009
When an old friend and former patient of Wilson’s exhibits paralysis in his right arm, Wilson puts himself on the case. House wagers Wilson that the patient’s symptoms are attributed to new cancer cells. Wilson accepts even though he is reluctant to
believe the cancer has returned. With the help of the team, Wilson works to diagnose the patient more optimistic results, but when things take a turn for the worse, Wilson must address his inability to separate patient from friend. Meanwhile, Cuddy seeks advice in her search for real estate.
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Aired 15 years ago - Nov 23, 2009
On the eve of Thanksgiving, House and the team take on the case of James Sidas, an exceptionally brilliant physicist and author who traded his successful career for a job as a courier. For the ailing patient, intelligence is a miserable burden that
has prompted depression and addiction, and this, coupled with a myriad of strange symptoms, nearly stumps the team. Meanwhile the doctors at Princeton Plainsboro wrestle with strained personal relationships.
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Thirty-two-year-old courier,
ataxia, anemia, mild cough.
you'd think you could at least
find a job with a medical plan.
And he wants to see how long it
takes us to catch up to him.
You're not
just testing us.
Albeit a selfish, mean-spirited,
childish raison.
You can't honestly think
I would help you with this.
Mr. Sidas, do you know where you are?
Chewing.
I'm sure he's got a perfectly
logical explanation.
Smartest guy
in the world
You have someone
to talk to?
his parents
forced on him,
I have always loved
to travel. And paint.
Only cost me 45 minutes
of clinic duty.
Liver failure would
explain all the symptoms.
I drink,
just not a lot.
So it was
a waste of time.
I'll leave a buck
on the way out.
and I used up
every one of them.
We'll do it right after
we run it by House.
I started seeing a counselor
after my diagnosis.
And he said he thought
it'd be better
Unless taken with the
proper amount of ethanol,
Whole bowel lavage,
activated charcoal.
You really think
you'd be happier
Every now and then.
Are you this rude to all your patients?
if you'll pretend
that I'm not
Maybe he never loved me.
Not really.
So it's that I didn't consult
you before I took the job?
At least three other
people saw him do it.
I was mowing the lawn
when the phone rang.
When I was in the hospital,
they put me on narcotics
Enjoy.
You think I opened him up and
didn't take out his spleen?
Cheers.
Tell your brain
I said goodbye.
Dr. Cuddy.
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 16, 2009
After House’s medical license is reinstated, he reclaims his role as Head of Diagnostics in time to treat Hank Hardwick, an adult film star admitted to Princeton Plainsborough for pulsating eye pain. Meanwhile, Cuddy is reminded that Princeton Plainsborough is not conducive to healthy personal relationships.
Or porn actor Hank Hardwick, born Henry
Lefkowitz, totally clean workup,
We're leaving the team and the
hospital, effective immediately.
Here's hoping you're
good at multitasking.
Any history of sexual abuse?
I leave this office
by 6:00 every day.
by different parts of the patient's
second-favorite organ, which means it's...
EMG and a nerve biopsy while you're at it.
I'll be at lunch.
And I got help,
and she got Lucas,
Could be.
Hank, are you all right?
Are you okay?
I don't care what he does.
I don't care what you watch.
but coveting thy
neighbor's wife?
B, when the full horror of his homicide
hits you, your marriage will blow up.
No part of you wants a
life of actual commitment?
I'm really happy with what the
last guy did with my eyes,
Why you worked on the case
the last time I was here.
Tell me that
didn't feel good.
I don't want our work life to have
anything to do with our personal life.
You spent weeks elaborately concealing
the fact that you'd crashed daddy's car.
He's trying to get
his old fellows back.
Yeah, look, our relationship is gonna be
about House or it's gonna be about us.
It fits.
Prep the patient for an ERCP,
But I created the big, bad, evil
climate that allowed it to happen.
Waiting for you to take a nap
so I can surge into the lead.
But you don't want
to be every doctor.
And you should know, while no transplant
committee will say this openly,
Why does everyone want to
dictate the way I live my life?
Because I'm worried
about my girlfriend.
No one knows why
you're leaving PPTH.
Lungs are
filling with fluid.
I'm not running away from what I did because
you want to pretend I never did it.
Then it's not
technically the answer.
Yeah.
Renal ultrasound was clean.
I want alternatives
for the patient.
I want it to look natural.
I mean, much younger, but natural.
Why would his body have gone to hell
just hours after they were gone?
Four for four.
I'd rather solve those little
puzzles and save their lives.
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 09, 2009
After a wild night out, a teenage girl is brought to Princeton Plainsborough with severely swollen appendages. The team must work to diagnose the young girl, who is less than honest about what happened the night she fell ill. As her condition
worsens, she becomes unable to distinguish fact from fiction. Meanwhile, Cuddy, Wilson and House spend a weekend away from the hospital to attend a medical conference, but things don’t go as planned when House’s private investigator, Lucas returns.
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He should have e-mailed
me a larger phone.
Relax, I got no idea what's wrong
with her, so odds are not fatal.
Parents are architects.
They're working on a project in Shanghai.
If I tell her, that's dumping
a burden on her forever.
You're authorizing the discharge right now.
That was a metaphor.
Please, morphine.
Be careful, our patient's
a big, fat liar.
Only Phoebe understands
"the bushido of the heel."
So we just followed
him around.
Not this food, any food.
Jordan says she ate all of this.
Just when you think you've left Flock of
Seagulls behind in your rear-view mirror,
What?
Cardiac tamponade,
drain the fluid now.
You're really sick.
Just tell him the truth.
I have a chip on my shoulder
and I know how to party.
Figure out where things
would go from there.
or maybe she was just surprised
and didn't know how to react.
I was just thinking
of your career.
Oh, how did you
like '80s Night?
Keener must have
given her something.
And you will remain friend-zoned
until that changes.
Is something going on
with your patient?
This is awkward.
Oh, no! I was supposed to be
giving a paper five minutes ago.
I don't know what department I want.
I need
I broke that promise.
This is a burden no one
should have to carry alone.
You think that little shout
out is gonna make me forget
every one of them
loses patients,
Then you'd have nobody left to neglect.
Great plan.
Only if we give her high-dose
ceftazidime for the Vibrio
You think I was
an unhinged loony
But I mean, that was
months ago, right?
Honey, they're saying the specs
are off for the whole foundation.
Yay!
Aired 15 years ago - Oct 19, 2009
A dying patient insists that he has the same disease affecting his heart that killed his father and grandfather at the age of 40. Meanwhile, House discovers that he has a hearing problem while trying to duck student rounds.
Aired 15 years ago - Oct 12, 2009
A wealthy businessman brings his teenage son, who is suffering from inexplicable stomach pains, to Princeton Plainsboro and insists on having Dr. House handle the case. The father of the patient believes the karmic penalty of his financial success
is that he is victim to personal tragedy, and that the answer to his son's medical mystery lies in a reverse of fate rather than medical treatment. Meanwhile, Foreman and Chase prepare to present information on the Dibala case.
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Aired 15 years ago - Oct 05, 2009
When a controversial African politician falls ill, he is brought to Princeton Plainsboro for treatment. The team struggles with whether to help a merciless dictator being subpoenaed for crimes against humanity in his country. Meanwhile, Wilson tries to make peace with a feuding neighbor, but House’s prying exacerbates the problem.
Utterly incomprehensible.
Although it's not like she's
the hottest woman in the world.
Because you're rightly upset with me.
No.
The only reason I let you go
You should talk to a lawyer,
You didn't use it last night either.
My downstairs neighbor,
after you moved in,
But fits best with the symptoms.
These people know what they are doing.
Is that hard for you to understand?
Our health minister
On my conscience than the
death of her family members.
They never told us her name.
Blocking the retinal vein.
Because...
Biopsy the lymph node. Check it out.
I could prove this.
20 years ago,
I hired men, who, in their zeal,
And socialized medicine.
36 years later, every second,
I feel the pain in my hand
I mean, you know how you made me feel.
Of a sick, mad, dying old man?
Fungal lesions can be missed.
All they do is negotiate and debate
Don't ask me questions you
don't want to know the answer to.
You got to go somewhere else.
Positive
You get insecure and you just retrench.
Short version: I'm really
trying to work on some stuff.
Mirror magic.
Oh, my god.
Charging.
By not having confidence
Turns out I couldn't get in.
You son of a bitch.
Aired 15 years ago - Sep 28, 2009
House returns home to Princeton where he continues to focus on his recovery, but surprises Cuddy with the news that he's making a big change in his life. Meanwhile, the team is unable to diagnose a loud-mouthed video game creator who posts each new
symptom on the internet and opts for treatments suggested by the online community rather than by the doctors, and Foreman angles for House's job, but the pressure to solve the case creates tension in his relationship with Thirteen.
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Aired 15 years ago - Sep 21, 2009
House engages in a battle of wits and wills against the attending physician in charge of his detox program. When he starts to lose, House resorts to blackmail to gain the upper hand.
i am a lot better--
Depends on you.
process is pretty basic.
This is my new roommate,
house, y'all.
(beasley)
there are two new additions
to our ward.
Oh! you got nothing!
I know i'm unhappy here,
and i--
hey...
Is that true?
is called "nooner."
[chuckles]
House, i'm so sorry.
i wish i could help you.
♪ ♪
So what do you
want me to do?
Her voice is in--
And yet, i still scored
a "high functioning"
[machine whirring]
He's got
a lacerated spleen,
But, uh, the only way
we can figure out which ones are
[plastic snaps]
Role-playing?
I'm a philanderer.
(lydia)
good night, doctor.
Isn't that against your code
or something?
You acknowledge failure,
Time for group.
Orderly.
Two people having fun.
I'm sick of life
being interesting.
[rhythmic tapping]
♪
think i'm lazy ♪
Thanks for staying.
I've earned it.
you have, but--
Come inside
and get some sleep.