Aired 13 years ago - May 19, 2008
In the aftermath of the bus accident, House struggles with his head injuries and short-term memory loss, and must deal with a concerned Wilson who believes his friend's health may be in danger.
Aired 13 years ago - May 12, 2008
A bus accident leaves House with serious head trauma and partial amnesia. He comes to believe that a patient on the bus had a life-threatening disease and struggles to recall who it was, and what they had.
Aired 13 years ago - May 05, 2008
House is convinced one of the actors on his favorite soap opera “Prescription Passion” has a serious medical condition after observing his symptoms on television. House decides to intervene and take matters into his own hands, but both the actor and House's own team dismiss House’s assessment and do not believe there is anything wrong with him.
Aired 13 years ago - Apr 28, 2008
House copes with a patient whose symptoms conceal a greater problem, but spends much of his time dodging Cuddy's orders to give performance reviews, and fighting with Amber over who gets to spend more time with Wilson.
Aired 13 years ago - Feb 05, 2008
House and his team must diagnose a Jewish bride who is taken ill at her wedding. However, House is more interested in analyzing Wilson's relationship with his new girlfriend.
Aired 13 years ago - Feb 03, 2008
House and his team have to diagnose a case at a distance when a researcher at a South Pole base is taken ill.
New Case.Psych Department
Asked For You Personally.
Any Possibility Of Evacuating Her?
This Is Where It Gets Fun.
God No, I Thought I Was Hitting On His Daughter.
You're Gonna Have To Somehow Survive
With The Broadcast Networks Alone.
I've Had No U.T.I.S.
Maybe We Should Just Pay
For It Ourselves
To Bend The Elbow The Way
People Do When They Drink!
And Now A Lung
That Gets Traumatized
A Tumor In Her Lung
I'll Upload The Images
When I'm Done.
K.U.B. Is Clean.
In A Shockingly Calm Manner
No Reason For Me To Be.
I'm Betting All Medical.
Move Down To The Ass,
Or A Sandwich.
From The Budget Committee.
All So You Can Have Cable.
You Are Responsible,
No, I Hope It's Something, Um-
You Practice Medicine
Like It's A Fire Sale.
I've Already Been Through It.
Before A.N.A. Testing,
If Your Psych Patients
Demanded Lab Results,
An Autoimmune Disease.
And If She Did,
She Wouldn't Come To Me.
Oh, I-I Think Foreman
May've Just Broken Up There.
Oh, I'm Sure
She's Just Fine.
Because I Want To Ask You
About Your Girlfriend.
It Means The Problem's
In Her Kidneys.
Do Not Play Games
Or Something's Wrong
With Her Hypothalamus.
If-If She Dies Because
In Her Pre-South Pole
This One You Will Feel.
Aired 13 years ago - Jan 29, 2008
A mother's sudden paralysis during a indoor rock-climbing incident leaves her daughter injured, and House's new team looking for a cure. Meanwhile, House organizes his new recruits' Secret Santa gift exchange... with a few twists of his own.
Aired 13 years ago - Nov 27, 2007
Under Cuddy’s pressure to choose his team, House gives the candidates a case of a former punk rock star who is a drug user. Whoever diagnoses the patient is going to have a future as a member of House’s team.
you're my whole life. you.
hey,who's the sickest patient you've got?
his blood results show booze,cocaine,
speed counts. find something else.
hyper-inflated chest. i need a bronchoscopy to--
no,if we're wrong, it'll come pretty fast.
he didn't get worse.
okay. you're an idiot.
i'll do an open-lung biopsy instead.
and stay close to the game.
- where's taub? - foreman was following him.
or ravaged my anatomical model,
not living in fear of every pop quiz?
daddy expected too much from me.
more than i care about his life.
i do have cable.
why do you love drug addicts?
maybe it was you.
you don't get negotiation, do you?
nothing. what are you doing?
true,and yet,here i am with the results.
you care if i appreciate your music,
you're suing me not for the wrong diagnosis,
no "thank you,dr. house."
because the patient was shaking.
it's not whether you win or lose
and a bedpan...
i don't care.
are as ethical as the ones we see on tv.
never mind if it's real or good.
stop playing games and do your job!
i want you to feel guilty.
i got something much more noxious.
schedule an o.r. for the biopsy.
willing to lose.
Aired 13 years ago - Nov 20, 2007
House treats a magician but comes to believe he's faking illness to cover up his own incompetence. Meanwhile, House pits the fellows against each other in his version of an immunity challenge.
Almost as soon
as he hit the water.
If you want to stand
Or i win by myself,
What was i
supposed to do?
Uh... i didn't even get
a chance to sit down.
You know your life
doesn't hang in the balance.
Might not even be oxy.
You eat a lot of beets,
you have an electric toothbrush,
How'd you do it?
Why would you accuse
the man who decides your fate
So who's going
on the block?
You know that's
the only thing that matters.
he said his hands felt numb,
His legs look swollen
It's still legal
in the blue states.
He needs a bone marrow
transplant for the amyloidosis.
I'm gonna double-Check type
and start cultures.
You're not stubborn.
Who's slowly losing control
of her body and mind.
If your mom had it,
it's a 50% chance
My mouth just went dry.
You're fair enough to try
to make the right decision,
you've never dated me.
You're type ab.
It was never magic,
and you're not dying.
Combine that with his
natural type a,
Aired 13 years ago - Nov 13, 2007
A film crew and the candidates are following around House distracting him while he is trying to diagnose a teenager who suffers from a heart attack prior to a serious plastic surgery.
Aired 13 years ago - Nov 06, 2007
Based on practically no information and no medical history about a mystery patient sent by the CIA, House is using some unorthodox methods to diagnose and treat him. Meanwhile the remaining candidates are questioning Foreman's judgment.
- Female college student with...
- Too much drama.
Your dad's either a
cop or a security guard.
None of those go away with
iv fluids.It's heatstroke.
Look,I make a living
driving 300 miles an hour,
Her deep tendon reflexes
seemed a bit weak to me.
You just had another
seizure.Clearly,there's something wrong.
I take that back.
She's being uncooperative because
you made us all look like idiots.
What do you want?
did oswald really have
sex with marilyn monroe?
Uh,he's not gonna hire you just
because you call him the most.
I'm just trying to save a
patient,not score points with my boss.
And seeing as how he was prowling
the back alleys of...tehran?
It's just pancreatitis.
Oh...me thinks he doth protest too much.
Fat pad biopsy is...
- Still think it's lupus?
Trying to figure out
which treatment's working.
We consulted an immunologist.
It's not botulism.It's polio.
you'd be torturing bolivians instead of putting
me into a state of anticipatory sexual arousal.
- Sent her home.
- I was scheduling her for an mra.
Yeah,I deserve shame and
ridicule for offering a consult.
Now we got the medical
stuff out of the way.
And I'm sure you're a great boss.
That...that's not true.I've
never been to afghanistan.
Yeah. And I know,I'm
And for protecting him,you're
gonna make up twice that.
It's,uh...it's an herbal treatment derived
from a parasitic fungus,comes from caterpillars.
- And they haven't finished yet?
- They...lost funding.
- Which has been effective in
- I'm dying,aren't i?
Best way to rid yourself of that
guilt is to confess your sins.
Whoever knew that john
was stationed in brazil,
We've already started.
Appreciate your help.
But I know I'll never
have that sort of...
That means either she's not
cured or she never had it.
actually...it is kind of doable,right?
and what do you care
if I faked a lab test
Aired 13 years ago - Oct 30, 2007
House deals with a patient who mirrors the personality of anyone he meets. Meanwhile, Foreman is put in charge of overseeing the fellowship candidates.
Aired 13 years ago - Oct 23, 2007
House finds that some of his own fellowship students will do whatever it takes, when they deal with a woman who believes she can talk to the dead.
Aired 13 years ago - Oct 09, 2007
The candidates are now two teams of five women and five men, competing on diagnosing and treating a wheelchair-bound man. Meanwhile House does experiments on himself to test what happens after death, and Foreman, at another hospital, is treating his team in a House-like manner.
- You have just given state secrets to the enemy.
- What enemy?
Dr. House... I'd like
to be on the men's team.
First thing we have to do
is get inside his head.
- Hey,write bigger And angle the board more so they can see it.
- This is wrong.
The act of falling Corrects the problem.
They'll spend all day obsessing over my idea
Instead of coming up With one of their own.
still be Single-cell organisms.
- antibiotics aren't working.
- legionella could explain the lungs,the fever...
- Got a diagnosis yet?
- Get out of here.
So...what's the big move?
patient improved with chest pt and
oxygen,consistent with aspiration.
This is the job In the zip
code you want.You engaged?
One of the men's gonna have
To join the women's team.
Yeah,that was very helpful.
It's gonna sound stupid.
It was the best 97 seconds Of my life.
we need the women not to figure
it out while we're sitting here.
No pauses on his ekg,No nausea.
Tells me you got something Worth
hiding.Is it turkish prison?Gay porn?
You make me Want to stop dangling.
You have to run a blood test
For anticentromere antibodies.
I'll meet you in the
lab When I'm done here.
And if it is, We can fix it.
they didn't filter the
contrast, Which in icm is green.
Infection stresses His already
weakened system, Makes his sma worse.
The home is the right eye.I get it.
Technically it's cancer
Of the pigment cells.
It's the only way To help you.
Oh,god.I am tired Of that argument.
You've already had Two
near death experiences.
If it's aggressive enough, It
might have gotten Past the steroids.
Could you get...
If I died, You'd never get the job.
What's wrong with the dog?
They don't...i mean, It's used
to treat Heartworms in most dogs,
If you hadn't treated This patient
as a game, He wouldn't be dead.
Aired 13 years ago - Oct 02, 2007
House is secretly trying to treat a fighter pilot who is a candidate for NASA's astronaut training program. Her diagnosis will be the test to choose which ones of the 40 applicants are going to take the empty spots in his team.
we are gonna figure out what really
happened to buddy ebsen in 1938.
so we're gonna do this
Could be a leg clot that embolized
to the brain through a PFO.
Who doesn't know what
a designated hitter is?
We all went to med school so we wouldn't
have to do an honest day's labor.
Everything's a joke,
and everything's a test.
- Then why are you here?
- Never intended to quit.
And other than elevated
red blood cell counts,
I'm sending out a consult
on another patient.
Not without a rash and a fever.
Someone who looked like someone
I used to know walked by my office.
House isn't gonna be impressed by a gray
hair doing his ten thousandth echo.
Flutter can mean
Good for you.
So go ahead.
You're a virus, House. Now instead
of one liability, I've got 20.
- she can't jeopardize...
- you can't know.
No. But since she's not a dead cat,
it is scientifically impossible
nothing to do with their skills.
I think you're going to choose people
How do we stress her liver?
- Not even a real diagnostic test.
- Well, that fake test
Two minutes, then round number five.
The rest of the time,
it doesn't really matter?
- You had to have just passed him.
- So you suspected hypercalcemia
She was having trouble breathing.
Refused oxygen and intubation.
If you have a good ear, you can...
Find a way.
We give her elective cosmetic surgery.
I've, known a few people who had dreams.
- Not a good one.
- No. Not even close to a good one.
One of the masses is a pheochromocytoma.
It'd cause neurologic
I'll be in sometime between
10:00 and 3:00.
At least you're ethically unethical.