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Season 1  "Health Care"  1x3

Aired 15 years ago - Apr 05, 2005

Michael doesn't want to upset the staff so he gets Dwight to pass on news about the company's reduced health provisions. Fed up with his nosiness, Jim and Pam pretend they are suffering from a variety of conditions including Ebola, Mad Cow Disease, spontaneous dentohydroplosion, hotdog fingers, nano-robot infection, inverted penis and anal fissures.

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
- Interesting, what's that like ? - You should try it sometime.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
a healthcare plan for our office,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
I just don't thing that this is the kind of task, that
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
If I advance any higher in this company, then this would be my career.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
Ok we'll table that for the time being. Two, I'm gonna need an office.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
If Dwight fails and that is strike too and good for me,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
talked about that already.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
In the wild healthcare is "How, I hurt my leg...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
there is a 1200 dollars deductible.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
and busy busy busy, can't step away, I just wanted to check in and
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
I have to make a call after I finish, my work
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Still no one calling.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
- You are not my superior. - Gee, then why do I have an office ?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
Then why did you do that ? You work here, don't you want good insurance ?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
Why would you want to raise your cholesterol ?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
Michael can I talk to you ?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
Cuts ? what ? Dwight did you make cuts ?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
We feel good ? All right, good !
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
You let him off all over you it's just pathetic.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
is to fill this out and write down any diseases that you have,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
Workspace.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
Couldn't find the knock.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
They give you a big pile of chips, and your food.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
So let's say that my teeth turn to liquid
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
I'm trying to give the troops around here a little bit of a boost
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
Well that goes 300 feet in the earth but it moves really slowly.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
OK ok so I don't know what the surprise is, am I worried ?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
"Someone", forged medical information, and that is felony.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
Government created killer nano robot infection
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
No ! Jim let me out. Jim, let...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
- No, you can't fire me. - Yes I can, I'm manager for the day.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
- No not all. - You don't have anything you're doing.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Hi, Dwight Schrute calling, acting manager Scranton branch,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
Dwight, listen to me very carefully, you are not a manager of anything.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
- Can I fire Jim ? - No.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
There you go take one take one it's all good.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
Here you go Stanley the "manly" !
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
The employees went crazy, I got no hope from corporate,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
Ok great. "Germatitus". Thank you Angela,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
Dwight ?

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
a healthcare plan for our office,
#2
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
I just don't thing that this is the kind of task, that
#3
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
If I advance any higher in this company, then this would be my career.
#4
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
Ok we'll table that for the time being. Two, I'm gonna need an office.
#5
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
If Dwight fails and that is strike too and good for me,
#6
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
talked about that already.
#7
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
In the wild healthcare is "How, I hurt my leg...
#8
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
there is a 1200 dollars deductible.
#9
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
and busy busy busy, can't step away, I just wanted to check in and
#10
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
I have to make a call after I finish, my work
#11
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Still no one calling.
#12
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
- You are not my superior. - Gee, then why do I have an office ?
#13
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
Then why did you do that ? You work here, don't you want good insurance ?
#14
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
Why would you want to raise your cholesterol ?
#15
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
Michael can I talk to you ?
#16
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
Cuts ? what ? Dwight did you make cuts ?
#17
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
We feel good ? All right, good !
#18
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day.
#19
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
You let him off all over you it's just pathetic.
#20
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21 #21 Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
is to fill this out and write down any diseases that you have,
#22
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
Workspace.
#23
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
Couldn't find the knock.
#24
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
They give you a big pile of chips, and your food.
#25
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So let's say that my teeth turn to liquid
#27
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
I'm trying to give the troops around here a little bit of a boost
#28
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
Well that goes 300 feet in the earth but it moves really slowly.
#29
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
OK ok so I don't know what the surprise is, am I worried ?
#30
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
"Someone", forged medical information, and that is felony.
#31
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
Government created killer nano robot infection
#32
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No ! Jim let me out. Jim, let...
#35
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
- No, you can't fire me. - Yes I can, I'm manager for the day.
#36
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
- No not all. - You don't have anything you're doing.
#37
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Hi, Dwight Schrute calling, acting manager Scranton branch,
#38
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
Dwight, listen to me very carefully, you are not a manager of anything.
#39
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
- Can I fire Jim ? - No.
#40
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
There you go take one take one it's all good.
#41
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
Here you go Stanley the "manly" !
#42
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43 #43 Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
The employees went crazy, I got no hope from corporate,
#44
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults.
#45
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.
#46
Recap of The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
Ok great. "Germatitus". Thank you Angela,
#47
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Dwight ?
#50