S10 E7
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Season 10  "Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"  10x7

Aired 6 years ago - Nov 07, 2018

Cam decides he needs to reconnect with his country roots and get a chicken. Alex is up for a prestigious government job. Haley and Dylan think it might be time they grew up a little.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 1
when you finish chapter two.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 2
You're saying Haley refuses to grow up?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 3
I don't eat beets. Never have, never will.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 4
And besides, everybody bends the rules.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 5
Walk it off. You're fine.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 6
"Haley, time to be your own woman,"
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 7
It's just that you wrote it down like...
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 8
- and a month in Europe. - Excellent.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 9
who wanted to hear all about the U.S.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 10
I must have sent him 50 pictures of the perimeter of Camp Pendleton.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 11
You know what? We Dunphys clean up pretty well when we want to, don't we?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 12
like finding out your dad was a Russian spy!
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 13
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 14
A person who hates chickens!
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 15
If polling is correct,
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 16
but there's just something about that chicken.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 17
What are you doing back so soon?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 18
I-I've spent our whole relationship
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 19
Hennifer? Hennifer?!
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 20
- Hey, what do you say I borrow yours? - Are you kidding?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 21
Estefan, in goal!
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 22
Whistle! Whistle!
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 23
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 24
You either make the substitution or you are leaving my field.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 25
I'm kind of mad at my family, actually.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 26
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 27
"Famous Tumbler Denounces the West."
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 28
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 29
Because if the whole world isn't completely ordered,
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 30
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Dylan. Sweet lid.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 31
What about the poor people at the Institute
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 32
Okay, Dylan. Let's get you changed and lose the hat.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 33
I... I know how much that chicken means to you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 34
All these animals... they seem so sweet,
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 35
No. No, no, no. Don't.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 36
Well, that's the worst farm calamity I've seen
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 37
Squirrely Temple or Lionardo DiCaprio?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 38
I'm sorry, but it just might be easier to enjoy
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 39
We are the young people here.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 40
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 41
But when it comes to Joe, can we both be on the same page?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 42
Yeah, like for his homework, his bedtime...
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 43
in case you want to watch them again.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 44
Is this real, or am I just a fourth-generation Dunphy dummy?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 45
Further proof of how you all see me...
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 46
I need to know the truth.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 47
And who would run out of gas on the side of the road
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 48
Alex, that's amazing. I knew you could do it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 49
It's nice to have a believer in the house.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 50
After an unpleasant struggle that I only won
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 51
- Oh. - Oh, gosh. Oh, God.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 2
You're saying Haley refuses to grow up?
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 3
I don't eat beets. Never have, never will.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 4
And besides, everybody bends the rules.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 5
Walk it off. You're fine.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 6
"Haley, time to be your own woman,"
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 7
It's just that you wrote it down like...
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 8
- and a month in Europe. - Excellent.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 9
who wanted to hear all about the U.S.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 10
I must have sent him 50 pictures of the perimeter of Camp Pendleton.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 11
You know what? We Dunphys clean up pretty well when we want to, don't we?
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 12
like finding out your dad was a Russian spy!
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 13 #13 Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 14
A person who hates chickens!
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 15
If polling is correct,
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 16
but there's just something about that chicken.
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 17
What are you doing back so soon?
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 18
I-I've spent our whole relationship
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 19
Hennifer? Hennifer?!
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 20
- Hey, what do you say I borrow yours? - Are you kidding?
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 21
Estefan, in goal!
#21
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Whistle! Whistle!
#22
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You either make the substitution or you are leaving my field.
#24
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I'm kind of mad at my family, actually.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 26 #26 Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 27
"Famous Tumbler Denounces the West."
#27
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Because if the whole world isn't completely ordered,
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 30
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Dylan. Sweet lid.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 31
What about the poor people at the Institute
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 32
Okay, Dylan. Let's get you changed and lose the hat.
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 33
I... I know how much that chicken means to you.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 34
All these animals... they seem so sweet,
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 35
No. No, no, no. Don't.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 36
Well, that's the worst farm calamity I've seen
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 37
Squirrely Temple or Lionardo DiCaprio?
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 38
I'm sorry, but it just might be easier to enjoy
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 39
We are the young people here.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 40 #40 Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 41
But when it comes to Joe, can we both be on the same page?
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 42
Yeah, like for his homework, his bedtime...
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 43
in case you want to watch them again.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 44
Is this real, or am I just a fourth-generation Dunphy dummy?
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 45
Further proof of how you all see me...
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 46
I need to know the truth.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 47
And who would run out of gas on the side of the road
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 48
Alex, that's amazing. I knew you could do it.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 49
It's nice to have a believer in the house.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 50
After an unpleasant struggle that I only won
#50
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 7 (S10E07) - 51
- Oh. - Oh, gosh. Oh, God.
#51