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Season 10  "Stand By Your Man"  10x18

Aired 2 months ago - Mar 20, 2019

Dylan and Luke are really impressed with Bill’s tales of heroism and survival as a firefighter, which make Phil feel emasculated. To impress the guys, he invites them over for a little male-bonding moment that goes terribly wrong.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 1
Yes, I'm still here.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 2
Tell them after.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 3
Oh, thank you, you did... Mitchell...
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 4
- and Oklahoma Comas. - You know, I'd rather stay here
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 5
No one tell Claire I did that.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 6
I had to literally cut open an elk,
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 7
- I mean, I'll try one. - No, don't, Bill.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 8
Come on, let's not make Dylan compete with bird's nest.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 9
- You bought "Mamma Mia." - Why would I buy "Mamma Mia"?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 10
Don't all turn at once.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 11
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 12
No, no, no. I'm not done.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 13
- Wax on... - This Daniel dude
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 14
There was a time when young people respected mentorship.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 15
See? The old dude has no idea what he's talking about.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 16
So shiny and blue.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 17
Uh, but look. I, uh...
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 18
the hora at Pepper's adult bar-mitzvah?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 19
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 20
- All right. - All right.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 21
I'm afraid of Lily. W... I know that sounds horrible.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 22
What, honey?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 23
Because you don't really talk to me,
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 24
Well, I do play by my own rules.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 25
and see what pictures guys send us.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 26
I did for Pritchett's Closets?
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 27
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 28
like "stunning" or "delicious."
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 29
"I don't really care about dog beds. I am a man!"
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 30
It's better than embarrassing yourself.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 31
Oh, my knee's fine.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 32
Yeah, we know, Nate. You might have a problem.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 33
Okay, you dirtbags, let's do this.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 34
so you can all just take that down a-a notch.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 35
spills water on them.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 36
I prefer The Weather Channel to MTV.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 37
I respect that.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 38
Hey, that's just what our generation does.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 39
- as our Mr. Miata? - That's just dumb.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 40
Yeah.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 41
Try being his son, knowing you'll never measure up.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 42
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 43
never go to play tennis with just one ball.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 44
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 45
there's an "X" at the back to tell you which is the front.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 46
and your dancing
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 47
- Okay, answer the question. - No.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 48
And I promise never to forget again.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 49
My wife loves you. She couldn't make it tonight.
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 50
I have a very special treat for you.
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Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 2
Tell them after.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 3
Oh, thank you, you did... Mitchell...
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 4
- and Oklahoma Comas. - You know, I'd rather stay here
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 5
No one tell Claire I did that.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 6
I had to literally cut open an elk,
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 7
- I mean, I'll try one. - No, don't, Bill.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 8
Come on, let's not make Dylan compete with bird's nest.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 9
- You bought "Mamma Mia." - Why would I buy "Mamma Mia"?
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 10
Don't all turn at once.
#10
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No, no, no. I'm not done.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 13
- Wax on... - This Daniel dude
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 14
There was a time when young people respected mentorship.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 15
See? The old dude has no idea what he's talking about.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 16
So shiny and blue.
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 17
Uh, but look. I, uh...
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 18
the hora at Pepper's adult bar-mitzvah?
#18
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- All right. - All right.
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 21
I'm afraid of Lily. W... I know that sounds horrible.
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 22
What, honey?
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 23
Because you don't really talk to me,
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 24
Well, I do play by my own rules.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 25
and see what pictures guys send us.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 26
I did for Pritchett's Closets?
#26
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like "stunning" or "delicious."
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 29
"I don't really care about dog beds. I am a man!"
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 30
It's better than embarrassing yourself.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 31
Oh, my knee's fine.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 32
Yeah, we know, Nate. You might have a problem.
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 33
Okay, you dirtbags, let's do this.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 34
so you can all just take that down a-a notch.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 35
spills water on them.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 36
I prefer The Weather Channel to MTV.
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 37
I respect that.
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 38
Hey, that's just what our generation does.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 39
- as our Mr. Miata? - That's just dumb.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 40
Yeah.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 41
Try being his son, knowing you'll never measure up.
#41
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never go to play tennis with just one ball.
#43
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there's an "X" at the back to tell you which is the front.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 46
and your dancing
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 47
- Okay, answer the question. - No.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 48
And I promise never to forget again.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 49
My wife loves you. She couldn't make it tonight.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 10 Episode 18 (S10E18) - 50
I have a very special treat for you.
#50
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