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Season 6  "A Woman First"  6x9

Aired 7 years ago - Jun 18, 2017

Selina's book finally arrives; Jonah has an important meeting; Dan, Ben and Kent go out for drinks.

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Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 1
I know how to spell my last name, Kent.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2
and he was too afraid to get changed in front of the other boys.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3
I'm not one of your precious inmates.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
Just as soon as you finish your conversion.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
Well, most importantly, I hope that you've cherished...
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
I mean, I studied that footage.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
- and have some goodbye cake? - I told them you didn't want cake.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
- Ma'am, um... - Ahem, yeah?
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
Meyer instead sought the counsel of a high school drop-out,
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
Can somebody carry me to the bathroom?
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
We did, ma'am.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
- Ooh. - Ma'am, do you need to sit down?
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
Oh, dang! What's up, white boys?
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
Oh, God, who the fuck invited Dikembe Mutomtard?
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
Without balls, I'd be swallowing dicks whole just like Joey Chestnut.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
Ma'am, "The Tonight Show" is ripshit because you canceled.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 17
"In sleeping with my trainer, I think you could say I did not exercise good judgment."
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 18
You know what I think? You sound like the world's gayest AM radio show.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 19
But perhaps maybe you could flirt a little with him.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20
You are going to retract every word this very nanosecond.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
- Still off the record. - invasion of privacy.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
- You can have Amy. - Wait, I don't understand.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
Oh, my God, Amy, you are making that terrible, terrible news face.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Oh, my God, the lost leg. Ooh!
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 25
about the mining of those dead kids' social security and medical data.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
- Is my baby okay? - Come on, guys, we gotta go!
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
you know, under her bed and behind the curtain and in the closet.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
What's going on with the foundation?
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
I have to admit I was skeptical about it at first,
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
From the moment I have left office,
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
- and ready to go at any moment. - Why? Why is your plane always fueled?
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
I wouldn't mind a little time in prison, get away from my wife,
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 33
I wish I didn't have one.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 34
- from the Meyer Presidency... - Oh, no.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35
Yes, he did.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
Even you would admit that freeing Tibet from Chinese rule
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
a heroine for our times.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
You, too. Bye-bye.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
I've been fired three times in my life...
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
No shit. So, what do you think?
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
Well, I don't know how I'm not gonna get it hard
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42
Oh, and there's someone here to see you.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
Shut the fuck up, you epileptic Picasso painting!
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 44
Sorry you're even related to that human melted candle
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
and replacing him with his cousin, Ezra.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
um, you know, I think I wanna slow things down with us.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
What do you mean a little while?
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
Oh, the "Lhasa Express" gives it five namastes.
 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 50
- You're the donor. - Oh, father.

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Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2
and he was too afraid to get changed in front of the other boys.
#2 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3
I'm not one of your precious inmates.
#3 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
Just as soon as you finish your conversion.
#4 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
Well, most importantly, I hope that you've cherished...
#5 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
I mean, I studied that footage.
#6 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
- and have some goodbye cake? - I told them you didn't want cake.
#7 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
- Ma'am, um... - Ahem, yeah?
#8 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
Meyer instead sought the counsel of a high school drop-out,
#9 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
Can somebody carry me to the bathroom?
#10 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
We did, ma'am.
#11 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
- Ooh. - Ma'am, do you need to sit down?
#12 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
Oh, dang! What's up, white boys?
#13 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
Oh, God, who the fuck invited Dikembe Mutomtard?
#14 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
Without balls, I'd be swallowing dicks whole just like Joey Chestnut.
#15 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
Ma'am, "The Tonight Show" is ripshit because you canceled.
#16 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 17
"In sleeping with my trainer, I think you could say I did not exercise good judgment."
#17 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 18
You know what I think? You sound like the world's gayest AM radio show.
#18 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 19
But perhaps maybe you could flirt a little with him.
#19 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20
You are going to retract every word this very nanosecond.
#20 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
- Still off the record. - invasion of privacy.
#21 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
- You can have Amy. - Wait, I don't understand.
#22 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
Oh, my God, Amy, you are making that terrible, terrible news face.
#23 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Oh, my God, the lost leg. Ooh!
#24 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 25
about the mining of those dead kids' social security and medical data.
#25 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
- Is my baby okay? - Come on, guys, we gotta go!
#26 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
you know, under her bed and behind the curtain and in the closet.
#27 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
What's going on with the foundation?
#28 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
I have to admit I was skeptical about it at first,
#29 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
From the moment I have left office,
#30 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
- and ready to go at any moment. - Why? Why is your plane always fueled?
#31 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
I wouldn't mind a little time in prison, get away from my wife,
#32 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 33
I wish I didn't have one.
#33 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 34
- from the Meyer Presidency... - Oh, no.
#34 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35
Yes, he did.
#35 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
Even you would admit that freeing Tibet from Chinese rule
#36 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
a heroine for our times.
#37 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
You, too. Bye-bye.
#38 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
I've been fired three times in my life...
#39 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
No shit. So, what do you think?
#40 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
Well, I don't know how I'm not gonna get it hard
#41 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42
Oh, and there's someone here to see you.
#42 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
Shut the fuck up, you epileptic Picasso painting!
#43 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 44
Sorry you're even related to that human melted candle
#44 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
and replacing him with his cousin, Ezra.
#45 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
um, you know, I think I wanna slow things down with us.
#46 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
What do you mean a little while?
#47 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
Oh, the "Lhasa Express" gives it five namastes.
#49 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 50
- You're the donor. - Oh, father.
#50