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Season 6  "A Woman First"  6x9

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 18, 2017

Selina's book finally arrives; Jonah has an important meeting; Dan, Ben and Kent go out for drinks.

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Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 1
I know how to spell my last name, Kent.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2
and he was too afraid to get changed in front of the other boys.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3
I'm not one of your precious inmates.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
Just as soon as you finish your conversion.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
Well, most importantly, I hope that you've cherished...
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
I mean, I studied that footage.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
- and have some goodbye cake? - I told them you didn't want cake.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
- Ma'am, um... - Ahem, yeah?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
Meyer instead sought the counsel of a high school drop-out,
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
Can somebody carry me to the bathroom?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
We did, ma'am.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
- Ooh. - Ma'am, do you need to sit down?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
Oh, dang! What's up, white boys?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
Oh, God, who the fuck invited Dikembe Mutomtard?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
Without balls, I'd be swallowing dicks whole just like Joey Chestnut.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
Ma'am, "The Tonight Show" is ripshit because you canceled.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 17
"In sleeping with my trainer, I think you could say I did not exercise good judgment."
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 18
You know what I think? You sound like the world's gayest AM radio show.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 19
But perhaps maybe you could flirt a little with him.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20
You are going to retract every word this very nanosecond.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
- Still off the record. - invasion of privacy.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
- You can have Amy. - Wait, I don't understand.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
Oh, my God, Amy, you are making that terrible, terrible news face.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Oh, my God, the lost leg. Ooh!
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 25
about the mining of those dead kids' social security and medical data.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
- Is my baby okay? - Come on, guys, we gotta go!
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
you know, under her bed and behind the curtain and in the closet.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
What's going on with the foundation?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
I have to admit I was skeptical about it at first,
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
From the moment I have left office,
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
- and ready to go at any moment. - Why? Why is your plane always fueled?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
I wouldn't mind a little time in prison, get away from my wife,
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 33
I wish I didn't have one.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 34
- from the Meyer Presidency... - Oh, no.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35
Yes, he did.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
Even you would admit that freeing Tibet from Chinese rule
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
a heroine for our times.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
You, too. Bye-bye.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
I've been fired three times in my life...
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
No shit. So, what do you think?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
Well, I don't know how I'm not gonna get it hard
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42
Oh, and there's someone here to see you.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
Shut the fuck up, you epileptic Picasso painting!
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 44
Sorry you're even related to that human melted candle
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
and replacing him with his cousin, Ezra.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
um, you know, I think I wanna slow things down with us.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
What do you mean a little while?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
Oh, the "Lhasa Express" gives it five namastes.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 50
- You're the donor. - Oh, father.

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Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 2
and he was too afraid to get changed in front of the other boys.
#2
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 3
I'm not one of your precious inmates.
#3
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 4
Just as soon as you finish your conversion.
#4
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 5
Well, most importantly, I hope that you've cherished...
#5
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 6
I mean, I studied that footage.
#6
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 7
- and have some goodbye cake? - I told them you didn't want cake.
#7
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 8
- Ma'am, um... - Ahem, yeah?
#8
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 9
Meyer instead sought the counsel of a high school drop-out,
#9
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 10
Can somebody carry me to the bathroom?
#10
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 11
We did, ma'am.
#11
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 12
- Ooh. - Ma'am, do you need to sit down?
#12
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 13
Oh, dang! What's up, white boys?
#13
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 14
Oh, God, who the fuck invited Dikembe Mutomtard?
#14
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 15
Without balls, I'd be swallowing dicks whole just like Joey Chestnut.
#15
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 16
Ma'am, "The Tonight Show" is ripshit because you canceled.
#16
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 17
"In sleeping with my trainer, I think you could say I did not exercise good judgment."
#17
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 18
You know what I think? You sound like the world's gayest AM radio show.
#18
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 19
But perhaps maybe you could flirt a little with him.
#19
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 20
You are going to retract every word this very nanosecond.
#20
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 21
- Still off the record. - invasion of privacy.
#21
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 22
- You can have Amy. - Wait, I don't understand.
#22
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 23
Oh, my God, Amy, you are making that terrible, terrible news face.
#23
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 24
Oh, my God, the lost leg. Ooh!
#24
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 25
about the mining of those dead kids' social security and medical data.
#25
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 26
- Is my baby okay? - Come on, guys, we gotta go!
#26
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 27
you know, under her bed and behind the curtain and in the closet.
#27
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 28
What's going on with the foundation?
#28
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 29
I have to admit I was skeptical about it at first,
#29
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 30
From the moment I have left office,
#30
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 31
- and ready to go at any moment. - Why? Why is your plane always fueled?
#31
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 32
I wouldn't mind a little time in prison, get away from my wife,
#32
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 33
I wish I didn't have one.
#33
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 34
- from the Meyer Presidency... - Oh, no.
#34
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 35
Yes, he did.
#35
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 36
Even you would admit that freeing Tibet from Chinese rule
#36
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 37
a heroine for our times.
#37
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 38
You, too. Bye-bye.
#38
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 39
I've been fired three times in my life...
#39
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 40
No shit. So, what do you think?
#40
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 41
Well, I don't know how I'm not gonna get it hard
#41
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 42
Oh, and there's someone here to see you.
#42
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 43
Shut the fuck up, you epileptic Picasso painting!
#43
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 44
Sorry you're even related to that human melted candle
#44
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 45
and replacing him with his cousin, Ezra.
#45
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 46
um, you know, I think I wanna slow things down with us.
#46
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 47
What do you mean a little while?
#47
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 49
Oh, the "Lhasa Express" gives it five namastes.
#49
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 9 (S06E09) - 50
- You're the donor. - Oh, father.
#50