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Season 4  "The Criminal Kind"  4x13

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 02, 2013

Inspired by "The Breakfast Club," the Cul-De-Sac Crew offers insight into their innermost thoughts through voice-overs. Grayson is crushed after discovering some harsh reviews on Yelp. And Jules goes to extremes to prove she's not a goody-two-shoes, ultimately landing herself in grocery store jail.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 1
I ain't "scurred."
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Please. Like I care about what some internet jackass thinks.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
So you know, if my life didn't get in the way,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
while I stole a case of vodka-- which happened--
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 5
Oh, hello? Uh, is your refrigerator running?
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happening over here in The Sea Story.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 7
I feel what everyone else is feeling.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
Okay. Bye.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
You know, I think I'm just tired
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
God, I am bored.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
How do you do that and keep your upper-body so still?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
Oh, God, the look!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
Hey, can I get a beer?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
Yeah, I will leave a key in the mailbox,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15
I'm 43. What the hell kind of trouble can I get into?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 16
I'm starved.
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I can't wait to get all the stuff I need and pay for it.
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- Oh. - But I can't do anything until I eat something.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 19
All right. Geez.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 20
Tom, I am so happy that you're part of our gang now.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 21
Now you say something nice to Dr. Bullethead.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 22
Man, I need someone to talk to.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 23
Remember that girl at the boat?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 24
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No.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 26
Look, I know you're nervous, but stealing is all instinct,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 27
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 28
You're stealing food right now.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 29
I'm gonna have a good-natured smile on my face.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
I'm proud of my butt. Feel your butt.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 31
Ah. There's the hate-filled look we've all grown to love.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
This happens to every guy. It's no big deal.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
Come on!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 34
I didn't know you had people over.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 35
and they wouldn't let you see him right away.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 36
I was so close.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 37
Oh, no, no. That's-- that's not mine.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 38
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 39
How far are you willing to go sexually to get us out of here?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 40
I mean, technically everything is still in the store.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 41
Why are you even here? Hmm?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 42
Why? Why-- why would you torture me?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 43
I do feel better about myself when I'm judging others.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 44
Thanks.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 45
I didn't mean to go back to your original self that second.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 46
So, let's talk about what's going on with you, sexually.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 47
I bet everyone's thinking about what a dork I am.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 48
What the hell did I just think?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 49
apparently the police are too busy to come down.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 50
Store this moment away, Richard.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 2
Please. Like I care about what some internet jackass thinks.
#2
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
So you know, if my life didn't get in the way,
#3
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
while I stole a case of vodka-- which happened--
#4
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 5
Oh, hello? Uh, is your refrigerator running?
#5
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 6
happening over here in The Sea Story.
#6
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 7
I feel what everyone else is feeling.
#7
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
Okay. Bye.
#8
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You know, I think I'm just tired
#9
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
God, I am bored.
#10
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
How do you do that and keep your upper-body so still?
#11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
Oh, God, the look!
#12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
Hey, can I get a beer?
#13
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
Yeah, I will leave a key in the mailbox,
#14
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15
I'm 43. What the hell kind of trouble can I get into?
#15
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I'm starved.
#16
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I can't wait to get all the stuff I need and pay for it.
#17
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- Oh. - But I can't do anything until I eat something.
#18
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All right. Geez.
#19
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Tom, I am so happy that you're part of our gang now.
#20
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Now you say something nice to Dr. Bullethead.
#21
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Man, I need someone to talk to.
#22
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Remember that girl at the boat?
#23
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No.
#25
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Look, I know you're nervous, but stealing is all instinct,
#26
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You're stealing food right now.
#28
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I'm gonna have a good-natured smile on my face.
#29
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
I'm proud of my butt. Feel your butt.
#30
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 31
Ah. There's the hate-filled look we've all grown to love.
#31
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
This happens to every guy. It's no big deal.
#32
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
Come on!
#33
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 34
I didn't know you had people over.
#34
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 35
and they wouldn't let you see him right away.
#35
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 36
I was so close.
#36
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Oh, no, no. That's-- that's not mine.
#37
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How far are you willing to go sexually to get us out of here?
#39
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I mean, technically everything is still in the store.
#40
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 41
Why are you even here? Hmm?
#41
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Why? Why-- why would you torture me?
#42
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 43
I do feel better about myself when I'm judging others.
#43
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Thanks.
#44
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 45
I didn't mean to go back to your original self that second.
#45
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 46
So, let's talk about what's going on with you, sexually.
#46
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 47
I bet everyone's thinking about what a dork I am.
#47
Recap of Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 48
What the hell did I just think?
#48
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apparently the police are too busy to come down.
#49
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Store this moment away, Richard.
#50