S1 E9
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Season 1  "Kimmy Has a Birthday!"  1x9

Aired 4 years ago - Mar 06, 2015

Kimmy's 30th birthday party isn't quite the fun celebration of adulthood she wants it to be.

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And she had another daughter.
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of putting behind me.
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I just wanted to bring you your birthday present in person.
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This is a fresh start.
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I tell everybody, "Hands off! Kimmy's a good kid.
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Oh, and FYI, they're coming out with a new iPhone today,
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That's boyfriend stuff.
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Hello, pretty monster.
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Yes, you can. You have to.
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You were wrong about boyfriends showing up early.
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I'm so sorry.
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And the smell.
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Can you not tell house from electronicon?
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messing up your fun party and everything.
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Okay, so we both got ice.
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As if.
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Well, I got ice.
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while we're studying.
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Yes. Something sad.
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Ow! Why?
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I'll be like, "Stupid pedestrians!"
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Oh, I'm so sorry if me being trapped in a bunker
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
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If you don't come out, I'm gonna have to do it.
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Stop talking, Titus, you're ruining this for me.
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You're still 17 years away from your sexual peak.
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This is my birthday, dagnabbit!
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What if some wacko stabbed me with a hypodermic needle
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Certainly not.
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Your experiences are not universal.
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Course I'm not.
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I was on my prep school's shadow-boxing team.
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Thank you so much for coming. Thank you.
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My birthday was a disaster.
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Tell me about it.
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Here's my song...
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Oh, no.
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Baby, you're a firework
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- It's "fireworks." - Hmm.
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I let that stupid sign language-talking gorilla
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- I'm so sorry, Titus. - That's okay.
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Like we've made a really meaningful connection.
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