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Season 1  "Kimmy Goes on a Date!"  1x3

Aired 4 years ago - Mar 06, 2015

Kimmy and Jaqueline try to hide their pasts, while Titus lies to Lillian about money so he can spend it on headshots for his future.

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Why can't our fashion magazines be enough for you?
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It's 1992.
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to 1992's sexiest man alive, Nick Nolte.
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[door opens, closes]
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Yes, yes, yes. [kissing]
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Well, I had a cell phone, Xan,
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Wow. Is this a Macintosh?
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Ohio.
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[mouths words]
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All of my cats are piling up in one corner.
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is because I'm going...
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That's messed up.
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Oh, well, of course you're looking for someone to talk to.
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or one of those off-brand Kennedys.
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Um, I'm not sure I'm ready for a "date" date.
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I didn't know you had an elderly Korean friend.
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Son Hae Sop.
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Now I'm meeting some boy at a restaurant.
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No.
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♪ All through the night ♪
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♪ Till you tell me to ♪
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Ah, Rexy. Here you go!
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She had no idea. Shh, shh, shh.
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from my mother's purse.
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When we got to Dusseldorf, they made us shoot
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He's a hack.
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I'm actually succeeding here.
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Yeah, well, some of the things you taught me were dumb,
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So you two hit it off?
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Oh, Charles, you're gonna have to take Buckley
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Why am I rubber and you're glue?
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to figuring out what your deal is.
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Or deep down, does it just make you bitter and angry?
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This soup is freezing!
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How do you know about that?
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when I see one.
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fifth, the Iron Horse, Lou Gehrig,
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he punched Blake Lively because she said "gesundheit."
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[laughing]
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Hoarding newspapers is weird.
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When I win my Tony Award, you'll be the first person I...
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Oh.
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[doorman] Sir? Mr. Belden, this way.
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You have? I didn't feel it.
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