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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Season 1  "Kimmy is Bad at Math!"  1x8

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 06, 2015

Kimmy studies for her math GED exam with her classmate Dong, while Jaqueline changes her mind about getting divorced.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 1
Girl, didn't you just hear me say "libbary"?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
Well, there goes the neighborhood,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
So Julian agrees to cede primary custody,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
"stick it wherever."
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
Look, the only thing that matters is your freedom.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
I don't think so, but who knows?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
Dong!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
Street girl? Hey!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
- How... cheap... is he? - Very.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Like when people yell out, "food's here!"
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
What is wrong with you?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
So if you could do it for me while I watch,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
Look, I'm happy to come over here whenever you want,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
Actually, great news: we're not.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
- Mrs. Voorhees - I've made my decision, Kimmy.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
Walking around New York dressed like a werewolf
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
a little General Tso's Revenge?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
I'm quite serious. It's awful."
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
César spends his last $30 on Powerball tickets.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
Oh, that's okay. I gave up on that idea.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
Well, sorry to drop in unannounced,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
I... I can't do this.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
Italy? I was in Naples, Florida.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
For every year we were married.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
Yeah, thank you, honey.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
I'm sorry. I'm having a bad day.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
And all of my favorite scenes
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
Nah, I'll give you two lovebirds a break.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
You're coming with me right now.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
I know, I'll go upstairs.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
And this is for what you crackers did to Tribeca.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
and no one mistook me for Samuel L. Jackson all day.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
so 100 minus 43, take the 1 from the zero...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
It's people, men, women, and worstest.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
where P equals 6 million...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
It's not really about the money.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
I need to tell you something.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
by an insane preacher.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
And tonight I'm going to dinner with a guy
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
And I'm saying this because I want to:
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
I'm here purely on food business.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
so someday men will look up to me and say, "Nice teeth.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
From hanging out with you, Kimmy.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
Well, there goes the neighborhood,
#2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
So Julian agrees to cede primary custody,
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
"stick it wherever."
#4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
Look, the only thing that matters is your freedom.
#5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
I don't think so, but who knows?
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
Dong!
#7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
Street girl? Hey!
#8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
- How... cheap... is he? - Very.
#9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Like when people yell out, "food's here!"
#10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
What is wrong with you?
#11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
So if you could do it for me while I watch,
#12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
Look, I'm happy to come over here whenever you want,
#13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
Actually, great news: we're not.
#14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
- Mrs. Voorhees - I've made my decision, Kimmy.
#15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
Walking around New York dressed like a werewolf
#16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17 #17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
a little General Tso's Revenge?
#18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
I'm quite serious. It's awful."
#19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20 #20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
César spends his last $30 on Powerball tickets.
#21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
Oh, that's okay. I gave up on that idea.
#22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
Well, sorry to drop in unannounced,
#23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
I... I can't do this.
#24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
Italy? I was in Naples, Florida.
#25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
For every year we were married.
#26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
Yeah, thank you, honey.
#27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
I'm sorry. I'm having a bad day.
#28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
And all of my favorite scenes
#29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30 #30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
Nah, I'll give you two lovebirds a break.
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
You're coming with me right now.
#32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33 #33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
I know, I'll go upstairs.
#34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
And this is for what you crackers did to Tribeca.
#35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
and no one mistook me for Samuel L. Jackson all day.
#36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
so 100 minus 43, take the 1 from the zero...
#37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
It's people, men, women, and worstest.
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39 #39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40 #40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
where P equals 6 million...
#41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
It's not really about the money.
#42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
I need to tell you something.
#43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
by an insane preacher.
#44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
And tonight I'm going to dinner with a guy
#45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
And I'm saying this because I want to:
#46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
I'm here purely on food business.
#47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 48
so someday men will look up to me and say, "Nice teeth.
#48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
From hanging out with you, Kimmy.
#49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50 #50