S1 E5
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Season 1  "Kimmy Kisses a Boy!"  1x5

Aired 4 years ago - Mar 06, 2015

Kimmy's bunker-mate Cyndee visits New York with her new boyfriend, Brandon, whom Titus promptly outs. Charles makes his move with Kimmy.

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It's too bad, because I was gonna kind of
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- Let go, mister! - You leave her alone!
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This one does not pack light. [laughs]
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[sighs] Wow.
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Brandon got a matching one for our one-month anniversary,
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- [gasps delightedly] - This is boring!
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Well, I wanted to let you two catch up,
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There have been rumors in Ohio.
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Titus! When are us guys going to talk about cars?
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- "Coors." - Stop it.
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The wheels are already in motion.
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I like, uh, NASCAR and fishing,
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What? No.
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Oh, no, I forgot to get someone to cover for me while I'm here.
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Oh, I like hairless guys with a little bit of...
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Lillian, I'm planning a seduction.
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Or however long Kenny Loggins' Footloose is.
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You're lying to my friend.
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We're never going to get out of this stupid bunker.
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Okay.
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The gals are outside talking to your landlord.
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[whispers] No, he is. He told me.
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I've been in that bath for hours.
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Hitler was a vegetarian.
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What's that Stanley Donen movie with, uh,
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Like, relationship-wise?
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Hey, Cyndee, we're friends no matter what, right?
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Okay, I just want you to be happy, so...
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Oh, my gosh, Cyndee, unicorns aren't...
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Because! He's what I've wanted for 15 years.
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Are you?
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and we're going to live a beautiful fake life together!
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So let's get matching tattoos.
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Did you get any ammo from those corpses?
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Okay, cool, look, why don't you draw their fire?
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Me, too... I was trying to have fun,
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Troll the respawn, Jeremy.
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So... you want to go out for a drink sometime?
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