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Season 1  "Kimmy Has a Birthday!"  1x9

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 06, 2015

Kimmy's 30th birthday party isn't quite the fun celebration of adulthood she wants it to be.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
Boy, I envy you.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
And she had another daughter.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
of putting behind me.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
I just wanted to bring you your birthday present in person.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
This is a fresh start.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
I tell everybody, "Hands off! Kimmy's a good kid.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
Oh, and FYI, they're coming out with a new iPhone today,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
That's boyfriend stuff.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Hello, pretty monster.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Yes, you can. You have to.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
You were wrong about boyfriends showing up early.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
I'm so sorry.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
And the smell.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Can you not tell house from electronicon?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
messing up your fun party and everything.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
Okay, so we both got ice.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
As if.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
Well, I got ice.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
while we're studying.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
Yes. Something sad.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
Ow! Why?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
I'll be like, "Stupid pedestrians!"
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
Oh, I'm so sorry if me being trapped in a bunker
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
If you don't come out, I'm gonna have to do it.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
Stop talking, Titus, you're ruining this for me.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
You're still 17 years away from your sexual peak.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
This is my birthday, dagnabbit!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
What if some wacko stabbed me with a hypodermic needle
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
Certainly not.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
Your experiences are not universal.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
Course I'm not.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
I was on my prep school's shadow-boxing team.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Thank you so much for coming. Thank you.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
My birthday was a disaster.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
Tell me about it.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
Here's my song...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
Oh, no.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Baby, you're a firework
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
- It's "fireworks." - Hmm.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
I let that stupid sign language-talking gorilla
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
- I'm so sorry, Titus. - That's okay.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
Like we've made a really meaningful connection.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
And she had another daughter.
#2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
of putting behind me.
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
I just wanted to bring you your birthday present in person.
#4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
This is a fresh start.
#5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
I tell everybody, "Hands off! Kimmy's a good kid.
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7 #7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
Oh, and FYI, they're coming out with a new iPhone today,
#8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
That's boyfriend stuff.
#9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Hello, pretty monster.
#10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Yes, you can. You have to.
#11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
You were wrong about boyfriends showing up early.
#12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
I'm so sorry.
#13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
And the smell.
#14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15 #15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16 #16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Can you not tell house from electronicon?
#17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
messing up your fun party and everything.
#18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
Okay, so we both got ice.
#19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
As if.
#20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
Well, I got ice.
#21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
while we're studying.
#22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23 #23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
Yes. Something sad.
#24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
Ow! Why?
#25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
I'll be like, "Stupid pedestrians!"
#26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
Oh, I'm so sorry if me being trapped in a bunker
#27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28 #28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
#29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
If you don't come out, I'm gonna have to do it.
#30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
Stop talking, Titus, you're ruining this for me.
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
You're still 17 years away from your sexual peak.
#32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
This is my birthday, dagnabbit!
#33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34 #34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
What if some wacko stabbed me with a hypodermic needle
#35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
Certainly not.
#36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
Your experiences are not universal.
#37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
Course I'm not.
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
I was on my prep school's shadow-boxing team.
#39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40 #40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Thank you so much for coming. Thank you.
#41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
My birthday was a disaster.
#42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
Tell me about it.
#43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
Here's my song...
#44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
Oh, no.
#45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Baby, you're a firework
#46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
- It's "fireworks." - Hmm.
#47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
I let that stupid sign language-talking gorilla
#48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
- I'm so sorry, Titus. - That's okay.
#49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
Like we've made a really meaningful connection.
#50