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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Season 1  "Kimmy Goes on a Date!"  1x3

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 06, 2015

Kimmy and Jaqueline try to hide their pasts, while Titus lies to Lillian about money so he can spend it on headshots for his future.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
- We owned people. - We still do, honey.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Why can't our fashion magazines be enough for you?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
It's 1992.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
to 1992's sexiest man alive, Nick Nolte.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
[door opens, closes]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
Yes, yes, yes. [kissing]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
Well, I had a cell phone, Xan,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
Wow. Is this a Macintosh?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Ohio.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
[mouths words]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
All of my cats are piling up in one corner.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
is because I'm going...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
That's messed up.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
Oh, well, of course you're looking for someone to talk to.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
or one of those off-brand Kennedys.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
Um, I'm not sure I'm ready for a "date" date.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
I didn't know you had an elderly Korean friend.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
Son Hae Sop.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Now I'm meeting some boy at a restaurant.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
No.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
♪ All through the night ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
♪ Till you tell me to ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
Ah, Rexy. Here you go!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
She had no idea. Shh, shh, shh.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
from my mother's purse.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
When we got to Dusseldorf, they made us shoot
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
He's a hack.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
I'm actually succeeding here.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
Yeah, well, some of the things you taught me were dumb,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
So you two hit it off?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
Oh, Charles, you're gonna have to take Buckley
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
Why am I rubber and you're glue?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
to figuring out what your deal is.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Or deep down, does it just make you bitter and angry?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
This soup is freezing!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
How do you know about that?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
when I see one.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
fifth, the Iron Horse, Lou Gehrig,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
he punched Blake Lively because she said "gesundheit."
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
[laughing]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
Hoarding newspapers is weird.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
When I win my Tony Award, you'll be the first person I...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Oh.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
[doorman] Sir? Mr. Belden, this way.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
You have? I didn't feel it.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Why can't our fashion magazines be enough for you?
#2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
It's 1992.
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
to 1992's sexiest man alive, Nick Nolte.
#4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
[door opens, closes]
#5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
Yes, yes, yes. [kissing]
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
Well, I had a cell phone, Xan,
#7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
Wow. Is this a Macintosh?
#8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Ohio.
#9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
[mouths words]
#10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
All of my cats are piling up in one corner.
#11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
is because I'm going...
#12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
That's messed up.
#13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
Oh, well, of course you're looking for someone to talk to.
#14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
or one of those off-brand Kennedys.
#15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
Um, I'm not sure I'm ready for a "date" date.
#16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
I didn't know you had an elderly Korean friend.
#17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
Son Hae Sop.
#18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19 #19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Now I'm meeting some boy at a restaurant.
#20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
No.
#21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22 #22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
♪ All through the night ♪
#23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
♪ Till you tell me to ♪
#24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
Ah, Rexy. Here you go!
#25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
She had no idea. Shh, shh, shh.
#26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
from my mother's purse.
#27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
When we got to Dusseldorf, they made us shoot
#28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29 #29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
He's a hack.
#30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
I'm actually succeeding here.
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
Yeah, well, some of the things you taught me were dumb,
#32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33 #33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
So you two hit it off?
#34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
Oh, Charles, you're gonna have to take Buckley
#35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
Why am I rubber and you're glue?
#36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
to figuring out what your deal is.
#37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Or deep down, does it just make you bitter and angry?
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
This soup is freezing!
#39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
How do you know about that?
#40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
when I see one.
#41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
fifth, the Iron Horse, Lou Gehrig,
#42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
he punched Blake Lively because she said "gesundheit."
#43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44 #44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
[laughing]
#45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
Hoarding newspapers is weird.
#46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
When I win my Tony Award, you'll be the first person I...
#47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Oh.
#48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
[doorman] Sir? Mr. Belden, this way.
#49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
You have? I didn't feel it.
#50